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www.clubinfluence.com Is that for Influence @ Flicks night club in Sleaford? U got sumin to do with makin that site m8?

Did that g.list work ok m8? I hope u used Bushy as ur plus 1!!!! If not, there be ball slapping and titty pinching wen i see ya next!

why are you such a penis these days? sort it out.

[censored] mate get to a doctor have u seen whats growing out of ur shoulder? surely thats not rite?

Q. If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle Q: What do you call a Scouser in a suit? A: The accused.(yes i know it's an old one) Q: Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would be mugged. Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A: A burglar. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. Q: What do you say to a scouser on a bike? A: Stop Thief! Q: Wh…

Get your moving so you are not late for meeting

Today´s my last day in Ibiza. Will miss this sweaty place, though I´m so looking forward to getting back now. I´ve enjoyed all the sun and getting into a few clubs here. But now I can´t wait to see mates and family and have all those little things u take 4 granted- watching tv in English, having an oven, drinkable tap water etc. I´m even looking forward to finding myself a job!!!!!!! Seems like I´ve been out here much longer than 6 weeks!!!!! See yáll soon xxxx

hiya - tell me about urself i'm guessing ur female

http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB5&Number=274264&page=1&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 well?

[censored] me, im in the COOL CATS gang. Aye.

anybody go to that? anyone know wot its like, how much and that?! (manchester btw) my mate wants me to go. im not sure wot venue its at either

you've been missed

you there chick????????????

lmao Difficult Words ... http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/dictionaries/difficultwords/data/content_e.html

well, last nite i ventured across the penines for a gabba night that Gilly was playing at. We got lost on the way there, the club smelt funny, it was full of pikeys with no taste whatsoever and it wasn't even proper gabba! A most distressing evening.

Don't forget ya spoon. Aye.

looks like my train to bristol would cost me about £46, or the coach would cost £24 but i'd have to stay there overnight, which would cost a fortune if i stayed in a B&B or hotel

no longer DJ Babymental or club the worlds baby, im 18 today, thou i understand i'll still be a baby compared to some of you old timers on here

consists of -a guy from nowhere in england somewhere who gets accused of being ´bruck´, even ´scottish´ all the time -a guy who´s forever cunted on trains, but who may in fact be scottish -and me, born in Edinburgh, but not really scottish - and I´ll hear no arguments about it. (Iceland, meh) So I have failed as a good ctwer, having brought precisly 0 scottish members on here, I await my punishment We´ll just have to wait for Creamy to pull random edinburgh birds who´ll bring their friends on, who might tell the craziest person they know about the site, who´ll return again and again and again and ... like I say, meh

hoping somebody can help me out here please. got a snake here in a wood thing, which has a light in it. i take it the light is for heat too. but how many hours a day should the light be on for?

after been away for nearly 3 weeks i'm back online 2 day 2 find i have over 1500 posts 2 catch up on in here so instead of me spending the rest of the day reading all the posts lol what have i missed,what have u all been upto and is there a post with all the people going 2 global??

found ya t shirt so no more complaining that i lost it!!!! why arent u on msn boy? the cheek! hope the bar b q was good

well i have a story to tell u all u may read it u may not its up to u. it was the 8th of july well me and andy whitby are just chillin at my house when we think lets go shoppin so off we go to the trafford center to do some shoppin as we are goin around we get some food and i start to feel a bit ill so got some water then pass out on the table andy gets the medic and they give me some oxeygen and i come round and all is ok just got i bit of a chest pain,and they recomend i go to the hospital so off we go and try to find it but no luck so i say lets just go home and i will sleep it off,in the nite i keep wakein up as the pain got too much and i was havein trouble breat…

does mrmoo harrasse all the nerw members of the site or isit just me? he wont stop pm'in me. he says - "if i dont get a mwah, il get you banned."

Do people actually believe in being honest? And by this I dont mean by nicking a few sweets here and there in local corner shop, I mean to people - and their faces. If you do, how seriously do you take it? Do you think if someone tells you something you automatically trust / believe them? How wrong is it when someone you trust tells you something only for then to have doubts about what this person has said. How wrong is it when you then find out this person has been doing it only to benefit themselves. Its even worse when this person has said something to you about what someone else has 'allegedly' said about you. Why does this happen, can some tell me why someone would d…

are the set times out yet? the djs/acts I´d like to see Trance section of signum´s brain Tiesto - meh,not seen him yet Ferry Corsten - just to hear some absolute classics no doubt Jon O´Bir - mayyyybe Hardhouse section of signum´s brain *under construcion*, no date set Prog/house section of signum´s brain Jimmy van M - with a name like that he must be good Futureshock - hear they´re good Funky housey section of signum´s brain Erick Morillo Bob Sinclair Roger Sanchez Global? Carl Cox - gotta hear him sometime... Seems like a remarkable boring choice now that…

been in serious forums far too much lately!! so thought i should get out and back in here again chatting [censored]! nice post this isnt it?

Big_ee69 Funky House Activator Profile Status: Well done. Very sucessful

fort id just say hi!! Mwah.

OKay how bout this one then! Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!! Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to shout louder. 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man',and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his c…