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and hating every minute off it . roll on next saturday

Leeds meetup Hope this will help u chuck

GKGG ?

has rach spoke to you about tidy spud man

just sewn my finger to my furry boot!!!! good job there dark pink (it dont show up the blood) the things we put ourselfs through for a good night out!!! can anyone out there make them so i dont have to go through this every time??

bring em on! I dare ya! not hard ones though or ones that knock me glasses off just friendly ones

i love that felix the cat u got, can i nick it as well?? me love felix, (cos cats like felix like felix ya know?) preeety please

get ur arse here and tell me, wossup fat boy? u still slapping bitches??

All opinions welcome, Thanks. Anyone else want one?

hello kiddies!!! yes, thanbks to some inconsiderate housmatage, and NTL being a wee bit shite, i have been cut off from the net for the past few weeks. However, this signals my triumphant return- hurrah!!! so wots been going on, and how much have u all missed me????

This weekend i have a mad one! Fri i am off to Dougs night Know:fear but am only staying for an hour to see him & Gilly play cos have to be up at 5.30 on Sat morning to drive to Folkestone for one of his mates weddings! Then its back up to Manchester & am debating whether to go to the Addiction / Sinergy boat party on sunday or not. I think it might just be a bit too much!

How you feeling today?

Im working so u can come and say hi! So is colonel K!

You know.

Its just started pissing down here. I gotta walk to work in this fookin rain now.

Anyone know where i can look on the net to find cheap train tickets from Leeds - London???? D

Probably been done before but its good to keep things fresh. My ambitions are... 1. to do anything that I can risk my life doing just to get that adrenaline rush (i.e. skydiving, base jumping, white water rafting, mountain climbing...etc...etc) 2. Own all of my dream cars (Ferrari F40 and F50, Lamb-bikini Countach and Diablo, Corvette Stingray, Lotus Esprit and a Jaguar XJ220) 3. Have enough money so I dont have to work but dont become arrogant (like most millionaires are) 4. Own a decent nightclub. Not much to ask really but I dont think I'm gonna be able to do them all.

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. Facism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. Naziism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. A American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk o…

Hi guys, james is not taking me out tonight so no polo action for me tonight, I still smells, he still wears me and still refuses to wash me. Selfish fucker.

Classic ... http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6853

has a long cock

Tape it - or watch it!!!!

Hello Gorgeous How ya doin? I have tried to get in touch with Chrissy about meetin up the weekend of the 26th - but no luck! You spoke to her? Hope you had a wicked holiday darlin. Speak to ya soon xxxxxxxx

not really smut but worth a laugh sorry peeps but it wont upload my bad thankyouplease

that some pikey had stabbed me and I couldnt move and nobody would come near me to help me

What time you coming round buddy?

Is it me or does your face look very familar?

This is CLASSIC stuff ... Funniest thing i've seen this year! "Step one: record an embarrassing video of yourself (WMV link). Step two: Let the video fall into the hands of the internet masses, and become the hero you've dreamed of(also WMV)." http://www.newrecruit.org/archives/2003/may/ghyslainamateur http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/25516 Download movie files from here ... http://www.fdntech.com/files/

...Standing at the edge of a cliff crying. Suddenly a man comes over and asks the boy 'what is wrong?' The boy still crying says 'my whole family have just drove over the edge of the cliff' *Unzipping his fly* The man says...'It's not your lucky day is it'