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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook - they eat. We clean - they dirty. We iron - they wrinkle. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE, He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What do you do with a bachelor wh…

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go…" But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering: "Dave you sick [censored]. you're a vet."

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I cannot wait to retire. The day is coming, and it is coming fast. Why oh why do I get up at stupid O'Clock every day, in order to be insulted by my boss every minute? Anybody else hate there boss? We should have a National Boss hating day. Although I'm somebody's boss too, but I'm nice so they can't hate me.......

Heard on the radio the other day that people have seen gritters on the road in the middle of summer!!!! How stranger! So has any of u lot seen them?

i have one fuckin bbq, one girls gets a little bit hopelessly ratted on vodka and they fone my landlord wankers. GET A LIFE

OI YOU FOOKER!!! & YOU KNOW HAT IM ON ABOUT!!!!! WONT BE AN ICECREAM IN YA FACE NEXT TIME MOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello I am bringing someone special to GKGG (she is special to me anyway haha). Well, she is meeting me up there with her fella. Donna - aka Nursenancey I am SO [censored] CHUFFED ! Aint spoke to her in ages I been speaking to her tonight and she needs a bit of a break so made her and Mark (if you remember meeting him at NEC) come to a desicion and go out and buy the tickets tomorrow GKGG is not going to be safe with her in attendance See you soon hun! X

ladies you can join in too! what would your ideal bird be like, i dont mean looks, size, hair colour etc, would you prefere them to be quiet or loud, shy/outgoing, pint drinker, feminine, sporty, etc think im going through a mid life crisis and need a new life!!!

You gonna come get your bag sometime mate?

Hiiii sugar When's the next installment of your CD? Im getting inpatient. Don't make me wait, boy

I fink we shud all make a special effort to use the word badger more often!

Hello, Tony (your ever so lovely fella) has put me onto you to see if i could grab a copy of Black is Black the Tony De Leon mix on mp3. Would it be possible. In return i will give you my cousin (Capn_Jack) to you. Cheers sweetie

one of the goldfish in the staffroom had swallowed a stone and stopped breathing so we had to revive it-

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Tony - got your CD's through the post last night : when I got home, The PitchShift one's a little tame for me but good all the same, excellent mixing from what I've listened to! The other's wicked mate! listened to it all & gonna stick it in the changer in the car when I get home tonight! Cheers for sending these you two! M Hopefully, providing i can obtain access to a writer, you'll have either 1 or a couple of mine next week!

Hi What is this book you often refer to? I've looked it up on Amazon and the review makes it sound like yet another self-help book, which I'm pretty sure it can't be, somehow I can't imagine you sitting reading some American self-help nonsense. Thanks Aleksandra

You are [censored] CRAZY! Im just wiping my tears LOL

Can ye's ?

I have some pfree entry prizes to give away for my next night. Graham (who will do the guest list himself this time rather then trust the bouncers)

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Is there anyone out there? Just thought I'd see...

been soooooo long since i was online cos of work, i thought i wud say HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to everyone and find out wot u r doing this weekend. Am off to code this friday and Godskitchen. Last night before they close.....

SPOSHED!!

Anyways... I'm off to beddy byes... Gotta be up in just over 4 and a half hours.... Eeeek!

So then Jordan, tell us about yourself..... My name is Jordan I am 26 and three quarters I live in Brighton I have a cat it is called fluffy it is nice. And your lovelife? I don’t like boys I had a boyfriend he was called Gareth he tried to kiss me at the NME on the lips it was horrid I hate him he smells. Have you eva wore clothes? Yes one time my granny died I was sad I cried the vicar put her in the ground there was ham sandwiches and sausage rolls and cake and crisps it was nice she was a communist. Do you have any freinds? Yes my best friend is Lisa Lashes we go out to play she let me look down her pants I saw her foofoo I showed…

Just like to say this is a wicked CD, so come 4th August I'd strongly reccomend you get down to your local record shop and get it. I'll have a signed copy or three on comp prize very soon. This is what the review says: JULY REVIEWS by RFO NUKLEUZ) BK KLUBKOLLABORATIONS (artist album) "I’m sure if like me you’re a fan of BK’s work then you’ve probably being waiting for something like this for years. After all those early hard beats and his remix of Access you would have expected it but BK has continued to make classic dance track after classic dance track, with tunes like Badass, Here it Comes, Music is Moving, & Revolution to name just a few. Now…