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That boobs look better whent he nipples are hard?

Prob been done but here again.. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. …

jus 2 let u kno, it's a very good chance i'll be takin my car, so ur more than welcome 2 hitch a lift if u wanna go

I've only just read this article ! jeez ... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030710/ts_nm/economy_sanfrancisco_dc_1

I bought two wicked tune, but I left them in the boot of my car by accident, and now they've melted!

I have just realised that i missed a hospical appointment for the second time today and that they will not accept me on there waitin list... in a really stonkin mood i went for a little drive and got rather lost. I decided to pull over to get a sense of where i was and i was at the bottom of Andy Whitbys road i managed to find me way home and see me mum stood outside the howse wit a fergie mix CD in her hand askin me if its ne good

Hey you, email me those photo´s you took the other night, I´m dying to see them, haha!

That some of the stuff Ingo is coming out with lately is the fuckin mutz fuckin nutz!! Stuff like 48hrs, Song 14 and some of this stuff on the Digital CD he did, well [censored] ME!!!! Proper hard trance. Anyway i just thought i would share this with you.

Im off in a mo to buy our baby!! see you later scrummypie!!!

CLASSIC - THIS is why Eden shut down ! 1. http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Ibiza_Events/Ibiza_2002/James_Photos/Members&image=DSC04513.jpg&img=&tt= 2. http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Ibiza_Events/Ibiza_2002/James_Photos/Members&image=DSC00092.jpg&img=32&tt= 3. http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Ibiza_Events/Ibiza_2002/James_Photos/Members&image=Dsc04887.jpg&img=208&tt=

What level is the furthest you have got to?

It's astonishing really how the uglies twat of a director could spawn such a fine firm fresh young filly. One of our directors has just brought his daughter in to "meet the troops". She's caused quiet a stir. I've made my intentions cyrstal clear and I think she seems keen ;-) Graham (unsure of her age)

...gone for a massive [censored] TomD - why the [censored] are you reading this? alasdair

Does ne1 else fink he looks resally fit in his avatar or have i bin out in the sun to long?

From : "krishna driemel" To : , , Subject : jjssg Get it uupp -- assap Is this you sending me emails to my hotmail account?

I slept on the sofa hahaha Woke up with a bad cough - the heat and smoking isnt really doing much for my health! :meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh: 'Mon the gathering !

go on then, what's the biggest fashion crime you've ever committed? i think mine has to be my amazing black, orange and purple shellsuit. just about the time when everyone else was finally realising they looked [censored], they became cheap enough for me to own one! and i remember wearing it to numerous birthday parties at the local Superbowl. total fashionista, me.

Girls would you shag if on the blob? Boys would you shag a girl if she was on the blob? Or do you think it's just ?

I've just received the mockney cockney fat tongued twat's new book in word format ? Anyone care for a copy ?

Remember Wacky Races......? The Bit where the song comes on "Catch the Pidgeon" sorry mate just a thought that came into my head

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to pour site know fucker ever posts on the message board. Can you fine people go and post one message just to fill it up. Be as rude and offensive as you please ! www.hitthedancefloor.co.uk thanks Graham (who went out in the warm rain)

anyone else got it????

Has it gone yet...

Since monday I've had a new person sharing my office with me and boy is she annoying. Before there was just 2 of us and we had a nice atmosphere. Now she's started I get [censored] all work done cos she keeps asking stupid questions and is really pissing me off.

I love all the junk I eat, Maccie Deez etc - but if there was one nourishment I could not live without, it would have to be Pasta YUM. You?

Yes. Read the topic.Its shite.... get ridIts gay....[censored] it.... what a waste of time bothering about a pollCreamy is still.... a cunt.

drinks in the back garden with a workmate. neone us?