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Ive now got a double bed these are in good nick got a few cum stains on them but u cant really see them offers please???? SERIOUS OFFERS!

went into HotWax to pick my GG tickets up and had a chat with Colin the other day. He might not be playing as he's got the offer to go to Ibiza, i told him we would smack him if he goes, as he's got to play at Digital. But if he does play which i hope he does it promises to be pretty darn sweet with glazby playing too!! ALSO there some top tunege in at the mo there. He gave me a few samples of the stuff out at the mo. YOU ALSO HAVE TO COME TO GLOBAL YOU BACKWARD ANAL FARTING, CRUSTY DRIBBLE OF A CUM STAIN!! Looking forward to Friday? Promises to be a good one wiht Glazby playing!!

Hon have you ever considered dying your hair from blonde??????????

I fink i may av one- ur all welcum of course

and im shitting myself, im usually pissed when i see him, so im gonna realy quiet and shy

what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangeroo? Big holes all over Australia

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You'll be pleased to know she's finally recovered ... http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=UK_Events/Heat/2002-12-31&image=DSC01220.JPG&img=&tt= lol. this is a JOKE by the way peeps - i think kev was 'demonstrating'

yes we've managed to get some Creamfields tickets to give away, check my website www.clubithard.com for details. How is everyone anyway? Anyone else attending this event? As reading a previous post Stella + Sun is bad, well silly me did it with Grolsch in the back yard. Ouch, its damn sweaty up here in Merseyside! Feel sorry for the Londoners!

Even though it is high summer (and long may it continue), I am moved to think of the forth coming season of Association Football on this fine Isle in which we live. I was just wondering if any of you lot out there would care enlighten me as to the cut of your jib when it comes to the glorious game.... Jumpers for goal posts, rush keepers and 4.5hrs in the blazing sun each way.... I, for my shame, follow the mighty Reading FC - can you do any better?

You two still up for 1pm Wednesday?

I might pop round on saturday mate and get my stuff u gonna be in??

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Just got in from leeds and there's a phat stack of vinyl been delivered for me, so i grab it all and run up the stairs to have a listen and.......one of my decks are broke. Tried changing the fuse and the plug etc, still nothing. Gonna have to take it to get it fixed, but where?? Can still practice as got 2 c.d decks set up and one turntable, but how bloody annoying!!!!!!!!!

Ive got sunburn

118118... Please tell me u know what it means now baby! xxx xxx Im not really up this late. The CTW clock is [censored]. Its about.... 8:47am.

When i read Maria's posts i always do it in a Welsh accent. Not out loud though obviously, that would be silly.

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just put a pm in the ibiza bit am on day off today and need to find out all can and how much money i need so pretty urgent deffo wanna get it all settled now so I know I am deffo going!!! Will pm my number!

Ain't they just the fuckin best, esp roast beef, there nothing like a roast beef dinner. Yep i can smell one cookin in the oven and i'm drooling cus i can't want to have it!!

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just got up to find 3 big fat bills and some nice person has just sent me an email with a virus??????? think im gonna go back bed!!

lol gotta love MSN. this guy was using my mates MSN, and was with my mate at the time, started calling me names, just laughed it off. he's a street fighter, wanted to meetup, so i told him a place, apparently it wasn't neutral grounds, so i gotta go to swansea now on satuday (my birthday btw ) to meetup and av a street fight with him. he called me up to, seems well up for it, just so long as im abck in time to go on meh planned pished up every recived such a threat? did it follow through?

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Why u not on msn mr!!??

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The weather is great. In fact, it's bloody fantastic! Altho I don;t think I can bloody sleep in this horrendous heat. Iv had me window open ALL day and there just is no breeze. The weather is dry as !! &

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