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A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to pr…

Mine would be Scarious Clairious

The weather is great. In fact, it's bloody fantastic! Altho I don;t think I can bloody sleep in this horrendous heat. Iv had me window open ALL day and there just is no breeze. The weather is dry as !! &

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Angelina Jolie look-a-like to come and raid my tomb!

All booked up and raring to go to hav it large in Ireland......roll on the w/e

Site's where i can get poliphonic ringtones for nokia 3510i???

hi hun! hope your well and had a good wkd??? cd will be with u very soon, 2 cds infact!!

Have only a bottle of Bacardi, A bottle of Bells or Pimms left in the drinks cabinet from the weekend, No work 2morrow and I wanna get What should I open......... My G/F is saying Pimms, I'm kinda drawn towards the Bacardi...

being the lickle pervert i am i was looking at www.famousmales.co.uk and found this

Go and find someone elses bath to invade

welcome back m8, good hol?

cheers for the use of ur house, and everything. thanx for a good fun weekend ...the phantom jizzer.... (and jizz monkey)

pub today, and the roast dinners were mahoosive, so i asked for a doggie bag (for me and happy's meal). and i've just finished both of them

Awwww I love you guys :$

dont say u never get ne fao's! but i bet sods law this time u dont check the fao 1st

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Kemistry was a blinder as usual, Ben Stevens(son) has got to be the most under rated DJ on the planet, every time i've heard him his been the best there!

Are you going out with Phil? Or is it just casual?

I've been in the sunshine most of the day, but managed to avoid the tan lines by moving my straps backwards and forwards, and rolling my shorts-legs up and down at intervals lol. I've just realised my shoulders are VERY red! Did anyone get burnt and does anyone have any dodgy marks (e.g. a "white teashirt")?

Ello hunni, thanks 4 the chat last nite and also the jibberish chat as well

Take the pish outa my; "then" milk bottle sexy bod.

i think i left my dave manley cd at ur place cld u please to keep it safe and sound cos i quite like it.

suggestion: have my shower with me

This post: I think u know why its here.... Revenge is sweet, but never forgotten

mes got some... ... and im gonna b paradin round GG wiv them(i think there fabtastic little fellas!)

howsit going matey, its been ages u gonna come to global?? or a SS meetup in brum weekend be good to see you.

First time in ages eh?

Ta, i feel better now