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Just opened a can of diet coke, to which, I had NOT shaked before I opened it. It all frothed up in my mouth and i breathed it back and was coughing so much my face went red and I thought my intestines were to pop out of my mouth any time soon Alas, IM ALIVE. So the point of this post is, I could have died 2 mintes ago and there wouldnt have been another post off me EVER. (dont say thank god coz you know that's not how you want it) I LOVE YOU ALL!! IT WAS MEANT TO BE!

I'll start, I drive a VW Polo.

For once, it's bloody hot in here! It's just as warm in this place as it is outside. The air con dudes are not in untill tomorrow either. A nice pint of beer, at my desk, would be nice RIGHT NOW. Would be ace if we had a beer garden 'ere. hurumph.

just come on to say that i've got my interview for my transfer to brum today and i'm crapping my self as i have to find a house and move up there all in a month so its going to be done as fast as poss!!! and just want to say thanxs to the peeps that have messaged me helped me alot and feeling a bit more clearer on things now and going to get this job and fcukin have it now!!!!!

was wandering casually around my windowsill like it owned the place, buzzing away to it's hearts content but since i hate the little bastards i chucked a towel at it very hard, but i'm not sure if i killed the little bugger or not. Don't dare go in the room cause if it's not dead it'll be really pissed off with me. What to do???

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...would u most like to visit? a few places on my list would b... thailand and iceland (bit of a temperature change i no!)

wen i was a kid, living in gorton, it was cool to put a dot on each knuckle on ur hands...every knuckle except your thumb knuckle.There was a particular reason it was cool for us, because it was offensive for sum reason to police...i cant remember wot it meant... anyway, this notion form my childhood escaped my memory for a while, till i got on the bus recently and the driver handed me back my change with those distinctive tatoo markings, amongst other daggers and naked women ones etched on him ...anyways..can anyone tell me wot it is supposed to mean....was it all just childrens folklore or a nasty reality??

Scream tells me you are coming to Digital this Friday, is it true?

Well hows you, been working hard today? (your very own FAO). *job done, strides off into sunset*

Is your neck hurting as you've been looking over your shoulder for ages now.

So, have you popped your cherry yet?

Hiya!! Hope your well!

Hi Cherry I've noticed that you hardly ever get any "FAO"s! Is it cos nobody loves you??

I might be coming to Edingburgh with James and co. I have to sort a day "off" work. I have the WHOLE week off apart from the 10th. How BRUCK is THAT!..,might have to do a sickie or an emergency phone call to work - eeeeeek God I cant wait to move and get a mon-friday job !! Il get back to you.

You sorted out my good womans telephone yet? You better be ready for friday my son!! Me gonna bumrape you, with emma's Disco Dick, or i'll grab emily's Rampant Rabbit!!!

1x Sonetti Hoodie 1x Adidas Hoodie 1x Lisa Lashes Euphoria XXX cd2 1x 50g Golden Virgina I rest my case ps. You left a babies bottle @ mine. pps. Water gun, the one you [censored] tossers woke me up with!

Fabio & Grooverider @ Legends Northampton this saturday. I wont be going but I wondered if any of you lot were interested. Entry is £5 before 10:30...£7 after. No hats or hoodies.

Has anyone actually done this? I just been watchin american pie, and the scene at the beginning when his mum walks in and he's got the porn on, and when she takes the pillow off his lap he's got a sock over his knob!!!!

Every member should soon be receiving information about our club the world 1 day festival in Wales with Andy Farley. Asa, Andy Whitby, Butch, Gilly & Deano will also be playing but we need 1 more person to DJ. This is where you lot come in!!! To start we just need suggestions as to whom everyone would like to play. We will then wittle it down and have poll/vote where you decide. Please add your suggestions below:

why do u use words like [censored] and dullard? what the [censored]? these are by far the least offensive terms i have ever heard!! they just make u sound like a prick!! so stop using them!!

is especially boring today

There is an unusual smell aropund the office today. There is a school of thought that it is the air conditioning but I don't think it is. I thin it's some kind food smell.

Im havin my hair done 2moro cos my voucher that i got for birthday runs out soon so needs to be used (i only just refound it hehe ) and i dont know what to do with it, i was thinkin of goin dark(er?) or dark with slices of either blonde or colour in it... but a coupla people have said my hair looks nice this colour (ie lighter highlighted) What do u think? Can u think of anythin i could do with it?

well????????????????? how did it go??

Ello love hows things? Right - I know I should be paying £100 in you B.A today, but I didn;t get up out of bed untill 12.45 and my mum was just leaving for work and she was guna take me into town, but alas, I got up late. So it wont be paid in 'till tomorrow. Im working tomorrow so will get my mum to put it in for ya. Hope you're well and btw, I had a CD off LOX this morning! p.s see ya at Global

hey chick do u wanna meet up sumtime this week while im in town???????

Hiya hun, how are you today? Im feelin rather fragile its been a hectic weekend i didnt stop until i passed out asleep! i think i need more sleep & more recovery time!

A baby gorilla cries to its mum "mum why are we so ugly" mum says " oh dont cry baby you should be glad we are only this ugly. You should see the ugly fucker reading this post"