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this is my message to Maria the famous housework dodger get off that bloody computer and get your ass downstairs. the phrase "er in doors" takes on a new meaning in this house its "er upstairs" Suddenly Leicester sounds soooooo good

YELLOW. Where is he?

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 1…

..who would you be, and WHY? I think I would be ANDY WHITBY so then I could play one of his sets and then be kind enough to give all his records to me. Yes, indeed. You?

Oi oi butt! Hows 'tings? Bought any new vinylage recently?

Hey pouty bitch whats up?

You coming to Digital next friday you cumstain? Glazby is there!!!

Thanks for having the decency to get back to me. Ive had to find out from Maria in the end. What is so hard about PMing me? If you have no intention why bother saying you will?

hope everyone is well on this hot day!!

Q. What's a Shitsu? A. A zoo with no animals

i'm mr_happy, phil_ra is round my house and the 1st thing he did after the 2 hour drive to get here 4 me house party is go online to see what he missed on ctw!!! does that make him an addict?!? i think so

i'm @ ahouse party and not really made it to bed yet - whats ur excuse?

Just opened up my decks and it is one of the little fuses, so thankx for that m8y! But where did u get ur replacment?

i can't come fukkIT

anyone know where he is ?

Its amazing outside, I'm off to cut the grass

where the fuk is the page to sign up

anyone got any good hangover cures!! cant shift this one, keep going dizzy everytime i move feel like shite!!!

He got charged

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I'm here for a urine test"

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your girlfriend running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am …

walking across a newspaper. one of them walks across the coupon page. all of a sudden the first fly starts running at top speed along the page "what are you doing?" the first fly asks "well, it says tear across the dotted line" says the second.

as uknow ive lost it again. wanted dead or alive by the way now listening to FEEL WHAT I FEEL by PRIMEMOVER what a choon

Shwd ych chi?

will Spalding come under your mates new Stamford website... or is it too far away? or just too crap a place??

You going to Global you hunky sperm donor?

get it up ye's. underworld, dave clarke, laurent garnier, deep dish, vitalic, richie hawtin, green velvet, slam, REM, proclaimers, polyphonic spree, shitloads more, and 54,999 other people in a field. mwa

Is Captain Cunted tryin to be the new Moo by being even more vein and loving himself wayyyyyyyyyyy 2 much

20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night................ 1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is. 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that you could do it too. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eati…