General Discussion

anyone know where he is ?

Its amazing outside, I'm off to cut the grass

where the fuk is the page to sign up

anyone got any good hangover cures!! cant shift this one, keep going dizzy everytime i move feel like shite!!!

He got charged

Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I'm here for a urine test"

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your girlfriend running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am …

walking across a newspaper. one of them walks across the coupon page. all of a sudden the first fly starts running at top speed along the page "what are you doing?" the first fly asks "well, it says tear across the dotted line" says the second.

as uknow ive lost it again. wanted dead or alive by the way now listening to FEEL WHAT I FEEL by PRIMEMOVER what a choon

Shwd ych chi?

will Spalding come under your mates new Stamford website... or is it too far away? or just too crap a place??

You going to Global you hunky sperm donor?

get it up ye's. underworld, dave clarke, laurent garnier, deep dish, vitalic, richie hawtin, green velvet, slam, REM, proclaimers, polyphonic spree, shitloads more, and 54,999 other people in a field. mwa

Is Captain Cunted tryin to be the new Moo by being even more vein and loving himself wayyyyyyyyyyy 2 much

20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night................ 1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is. 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that you could do it too. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eati…

Are "they" your eyes? you know the ones i mean?

Where abouts in England is your location situated?

'Safe' 'That's pretty spunky' 'Bleugh' 'Soddit'

me mum really you!!!!! she want your arse!!!!!

Of all the weekends I choose to stay in and 'relax' and I have a fooking CARNIVAL going on outside my bedroom window! Its the constant pointless horns which annoys me most ! Having said that I may as well go outside into town and have a look now seeing as I cant do any work lol

mines is mr moo

Phil please ring me!!!! or does ne1 know his new phone number so i can ring him?!?!?!?!?! ill explain later, lol!

We (the lads) are planning a lads holiday in November, we're getting together at the weekend to discuss possible destinations Done Ibiza, Tenerife Gran Canaria etc.. Any ideas where we can go thats a laugh and warm all year round?? Also where will i get a cheap retrun flight from either Leeds/Bradford or Manchester airport in March to Las Palmas airport? Cheers!

she didn't mind tho!

..as I was eating my banana..."You ate that banana in a very erotic way, Maria.". Erm...I eat bananas in the nomal possible way. I told him il dress up as a chimp next time. I was highly embrassed and will never eat a banana in work again

As you know, the entrance keeps everuone up to date with the weekend goings on. I thought it was highly amusing when I looked just now and seen phil Raa's post. Berlin. Im not going And that was it. heh

For me it has to be GREEN they hypnotise me!!!!

I once taught my wee cousins how to speak alien

at a cost of £30 million, a blue pringles tube, and it has to be within *this*, understand?