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stop looking over my [censored] sdhoulder

and 4 those w/o me old phone num its: 07951557869

Right people its time to start what has become somewhat of a tradition on CTW. From now until about 2 weeks after Tidy you have to post loads of crap about it even if it has nothing to do with the Topic. This way we can annoy the [censored] out of everyone who isnt going haraa

GET IT UP YE'S, ye fat slags

I've just had about 8 fly at me at once! One by one, I cancelled then, then when I got to the last one - which was a porn one (with an over 18's only policy read-through thing) and I clicked on the 'X' to get rid of it, then a thingy thing came up and said 'are you sure?' Erm - YES!

I can do 10 seconds. To a tune aswell. How great am I.

deffinatly phil_raa

i'm going out in a bit (i think), got a weekend off djing so its time to get drunk. oh so very drunk! Whats the rest of the clubtheworld family up to??

I know u all want to meet me, but its only natural

It 'erts I think im allergic to the canteen in work

tis indeed a well wiked present off my housem8s

hey jodie... long time no speak to... hopefully will be back on Messenger soon... managed to [censored] up the program on my faltmates computer a month or so ago... hope you are doin good? andrew ps - just realised that maybe i should have PM'ed this... but too late now though...

im too hot.... ...so im gonna turn the sun down a bit...

Hi, My name is Maria Fish and im giving you an update on the weather, here is wales. It's WELL hot outside. I had to come back inside it's too hot for me. Im working my fat arse off while everyone is enjoying their weekends off doing what ever it is they are doing. I feel like such a runt, and feel left out that the world is picking on me DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WORKING FOR THIS PLACE? I WANT OUT and i want out NOW Love me.

ello u lot im now playing on radio if u dont know how to listen here is the link thanks hope u enjoy it http://dj-addiction.dynu.com:8000/listen.pls

I want you all to get naked.

Pick me up at 10.30? Think you have to give your best friend a lift home aswell.

Do u 2 eat curry? I had a nice plate 2night... Its ish hot.

As I said y'day, today is the biggest marching day in the Orange Mens calendar. I went out and took a few pics...... And this time of year you can even tell which houses are owned by Protestants........They all have flags outside their house! (Note this is my street and mine is a house without a flag)

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F,G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're bl…

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hi babe, sorry iv not spoke to you much the past few days, been real busy at work and had a date last night aint got no credit on my phone and cant waste my beer money puttin any on!!!! just wanted to say hello and have a good night tonight, i know i will (my date was the best man at the wedding im going to tonight), anyway chick take care louise xxxx

just to stop you all crying hers a pic of some cocks http://www.ratemycock.com/rmc2/getVoteItems.do?searchType=byScore&menuItem=byScore

Was speaking to a mate recently who told me of something that happened to him after a night out. Him and his mates were heading to a party in the country and got a bit, um, lost. Old Bill stops him cos of a dodgy brake light, takes no notice that they're all a bit smiley and asks him, "So, do you know where this rave is then, mate?" My mate replied no but was quite shocked he'd even been asked. The copper reckoned he wanted to know in case the party had got out of hand. Hmmm ... Perhaps he was nearing the end of his shift and needed somewhere to unwind?

neone- u cud win a years supply of ben and jerrys?

1. A DJ in the crowd of a night you've been to after constantly slagging him/her off in Mixmag

and i got through it alive my voice has gone but i am still alive and smiling

[censored] ANNOYING