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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F,G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're bl…

Daniele Mondello and Supermarco May are floating my boat at mo, need to see them live ASAP

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hi babe, sorry iv not spoke to you much the past few days, been real busy at work and had a date last night aint got no credit on my phone and cant waste my beer money puttin any on!!!! just wanted to say hello and have a good night tonight, i know i will (my date was the best man at the wedding im going to tonight), anyway chick take care louise xxxx

just to stop you all crying hers a pic of some cocks http://www.ratemycock.com/rmc2/getVoteItems.do?searchType=byScore&menuItem=byScore

Was speaking to a mate recently who told me of something that happened to him after a night out. Him and his mates were heading to a party in the country and got a bit, um, lost. Old Bill stops him cos of a dodgy brake light, takes no notice that they're all a bit smiley and asks him, "So, do you know where this rave is then, mate?" My mate replied no but was quite shocked he'd even been asked. The copper reckoned he wanted to know in case the party had got out of hand. Hmmm ... Perhaps he was nearing the end of his shift and needed somewhere to unwind?

neone- u cud win a years supply of ben and jerrys?

1. A DJ in the crowd of a night you've been to after constantly slagging him/her off in Mixmag

and i got through it alive my voice has gone but i am still alive and smiling

[censored] ANNOYING

cheers for sending the cd peeps... not had a chance to listen yet....

Ive just sent them all off so they should be with you tomorrow or saturday hopefully. Only thing is they havent got the tracklisting in as my printer ran out of ink you can get the tracklisting off the post for the mix

im gonna kill u when i see u u iraqi cunt!! il do it for my country!

Why the [censored] does my place seem so tidy?? Not having a go, just surprised...

I'm [censored] leaving now. at last

check ur pm's mate, this one is important

Hello all just thought id let ya know im doing an hour’ s set live tomorrow night at 9pm to listen in go to http://www.dj-addiction.com and click on radio hope u all listen those of u that are not going out also join the site im sure u will love it lotsa free downloads! im playin a scouse house bouncy hard set !

Ok guys, I am crap at going to CTW meet-ups, so who is going to kidnap me for one? There are only 3 provisos i) It must be HARD (trance, house, techno, I don't care, as long as it is HARD) ii) I need somewhere to rest my head until I can get a train home iii) It can't be the 26th July oh, and one other thing it may be affected by the red head I hope to be meeting tomorrow

Hey you! Hope you hada´wicked time at the weekend, wish I coulda been there for yah birfday! Miss yah lots matey!

ive pm'd u bout the avater mate cheers

ummm just got bak from hols and didnt realise that tickets r on sale and got a slight prob as none of the guys i am supposed to b goin with is an fc member..... can i get a membership now or is it to late to get the membership and then book... and does anyone know if there will be chalets left on the 14th?? help!!!!!!

This is a pic that only you will kind of get........

Lifetime ban for chewmymooYes, cos shes. Minging. Ugly tits. Now to young for JonM.Ban. I dont like the look of her.Forget about her, ban CreamyC insteadKeep her. We love her.

2 hr drive to near colchester. up the M3, round the m25, to braintree. in the sun, blue sky, going illegal speeds on the motorway, and with the tunes causing damage to cars either side as i go. I'm really looking forward to this

Why isn't there any snack food named Tasteicles? Pretty spiffy name if you ask me.

http://www.webspawner.com/users/notjeffrey/index.html probably not, like

Do you hit the seat? Captain_Cunted doesnt!! lol I think i do!!! lol

Go on. Let the banter flow. Gime something to laugh at.

to swig baileys from the bottle.