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It's nearly here. I'm off home to sit in my pool and drink cold beer - com'on ! Graham (who will invite girls)

can´t stop saying that

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Typical Sunday Morning after the glasshouse: As we all get chucked out the club at 9,00am the bounces want to go home and sick of us clubbers been [censored] and dancing even more. We start to discuss who is going in who’s car or taxi nad if we should let Wok and Matt take the bus. When we arrive at the cock n spunk Leeds some people go in the house ( if Campalen’as there to let us in) or the smokers stay outside and sit in the sun. As we all go into the living room and make our little bums comfy we all get out of mobile’s and nominate someone to do the ringing round, After an hour of ringing people in search of special k (not the cerials) After hours of…

Eggs up hunni, have u seen Dani around lately haven't seen her 4 ages Hows u doin u coming to gh in august, or r u still fooked

cheer me up........ i'm havin major clubbin withdrawal symptons and it's only been a week, i need to go out, raaaaaaaaaa Y did i decide to have a w/e in?

hellooooo people!!!! soz i havent been around for ages, have just finished my placement for uni and am now able to get on net, so a big helloo love clo!!

wheres ma cd motherfucka, i want ma cd funeral or no funeral, I want ma CD

Thort u were gonna post the pics from sunnyd's on the board???? Sort it out boy!

meet up canceller and wrecker!

wats up m8?

Some of you may be aware of what goes on in N.Ireland this w'end. For those that dont, its the protestants (orange men) biggest weekend of the year. Tonight will consist of burning bonfires and getting pissed, causing riots, burning cars, buses and anything else they come across. Then 2morrow is the marching day, with all the bands and orange men marchin through their home town, again with violence, burning things and general dissorder. The reason it has pissed me off even more this year is the fact that i heard on the local news that the orange men have blockaided all main roads out/in to my town of Ballymena! So basically no-one can get in or out til Sunday. I…

See event suggestions if you're interested in goin to Insomiacz in Skegness 9th August

Matrix Ping Pong Made me chuckle anyway!

its all fuked up

Did any of you have an imaginary friend as a kid and if so what/who was it? I'll start, mine was a small green dragon.

Or perhaps a bit of ginge...what do you prefer?

18 TODAY OH YEH GROOVEY WIKID BOOYAKASHA BO SELECTA! TOP BANANA NICE ONE SLICK BOOMING HOT COOL all these things i must now never say, or fear looking slightly gimpish... anyway...i missed my chances of smashing windows and getting a caution with sum lame excuse...ah well, theres always tomorrow!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

just had some really strong pain killers that are meant 2 put you 2 sleep but they ave made me all hyper and giddy!!!

Hi, never spoke to you before and thought i'd say hello! So here goes................HELLO!!

How the hell are ya old boy!!?

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Don’t really know where to start with this, or even why I’m doing it. Maybe to get things clear in my own mind. I’ve been seeing my girlfriend for a few months now and things have been really nice. That is until I started getting possessive and jealous, whinging about what she wears when she goes clubbing and what she does, and who she talks to. She’s been really good about it, but I can see that’s it’s hurting her. I really don’t know what’s wrong with me. I hate myself for doing it, even as I’m saying things to her it’s killing me inside. I’m trying really hard to get better, it’s just so hard. I know she would never cheat on me and I do trust her not to do anything. T…

Two eggs decide to get married. Along comes the big day and everything goes to plan. But they are both very nervous about the honeymoon night so the female egg decides to dress up in a skimpy little negligee to help them get excited. The husband comes along and sees his wife dressed like this and all off a sudden runs into the bathroom and locks the door. The wife is very shocked by his behavior but being inexperienced at this she thinks it's normal. After about 10 minutes the husband egg is still in the bathroom and the wife is starting to get impatient so she knocks on the door. "Honey, Is everything okay?" "Yeah, yeah. I'll be out in a few minutes." S…

He's just bought us pizza from Domino's. He's either super nice, or trying to fatten us up! Oh well i would have to say this job is just pretty damn amazing!!

WARNING!! Some of these jokes may be offensive! I have try not to be offensive as this is only Week 1. I have a mix of gay / varied and some slight racist. I am a lover of all God creatures and man! Two gay lovers were having a quarrel. 'Go to Hell' screamed one 'Drop dead' screamed the other 'Kiss my ass!' 'Oh, you do wanna make up?'. How do you quieten a gay baby? Shove a dummy up it's ass. Four gay men are sitting in a jacuzzi when suddenly they notice a glob of sperm float to the surface. The oldest of the group turns and shrieks "All right, which one of you bitches farted?". Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So…

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