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its all fuked up

Did any of you have an imaginary friend as a kid and if so what/who was it? I'll start, mine was a small green dragon.

Or perhaps a bit of ginge...what do you prefer?

18 TODAY OH YEH GROOVEY WIKID BOOYAKASHA BO SELECTA! TOP BANANA NICE ONE SLICK BOOMING HOT COOL all these things i must now never say, or fear looking slightly gimpish... anyway...i missed my chances of smashing windows and getting a caution with sum lame excuse...ah well, theres always tomorrow!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

just had some really strong pain killers that are meant 2 put you 2 sleep but they ave made me all hyper and giddy!!!

Hi, never spoke to you before and thought i'd say hello! So here goes................HELLO!!

How the hell are ya old boy!!?

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Don’t really know where to start with this, or even why I’m doing it. Maybe to get things clear in my own mind. I’ve been seeing my girlfriend for a few months now and things have been really nice. That is until I started getting possessive and jealous, whinging about what she wears when she goes clubbing and what she does, and who she talks to. She’s been really good about it, but I can see that’s it’s hurting her. I really don’t know what’s wrong with me. I hate myself for doing it, even as I’m saying things to her it’s killing me inside. I’m trying really hard to get better, it’s just so hard. I know she would never cheat on me and I do trust her not to do anything. T…

Two eggs decide to get married. Along comes the big day and everything goes to plan. But they are both very nervous about the honeymoon night so the female egg decides to dress up in a skimpy little negligee to help them get excited. The husband comes along and sees his wife dressed like this and all off a sudden runs into the bathroom and locks the door. The wife is very shocked by his behavior but being inexperienced at this she thinks it's normal. After about 10 minutes the husband egg is still in the bathroom and the wife is starting to get impatient so she knocks on the door. "Honey, Is everything okay?" "Yeah, yeah. I'll be out in a few minutes." S…

He's just bought us pizza from Domino's. He's either super nice, or trying to fatten us up! Oh well i would have to say this job is just pretty damn amazing!!

WARNING!! Some of these jokes may be offensive! I have try not to be offensive as this is only Week 1. I have a mix of gay / varied and some slight racist. I am a lover of all God creatures and man! Two gay lovers were having a quarrel. 'Go to Hell' screamed one 'Drop dead' screamed the other 'Kiss my ass!' 'Oh, you do wanna make up?'. How do you quieten a gay baby? Shove a dummy up it's ass. Four gay men are sitting in a jacuzzi when suddenly they notice a glob of sperm float to the surface. The oldest of the group turns and shrieks "All right, which one of you bitches farted?". Why do babies have soft spots on their heads? So…

Stupid Idiot

im pooping my panties....sumone get the bog roll!!!!!!! just tht id let u know.... SHOMAN MOTHA FUKKA!!!!! HEEEE HEEE!

Come, join my harem! Allah willing you look much better than your disrespectful daughter.

am bored so thought i'd start one of these, nice to put a face to a name! This is me just after escaping a big "hole"

hiya HUN just wanted 2 tell u that u r such a BABE and it was lovely talkin 2 u on the weekend!!! oh your such a HUN!!

GO.

Can you please let me know if the prices for the accomodation are ok & when you can get the money to me?

wat u gonna do for it ?

Today's Birthdays: babyred, toxicdave

Get well soon !

yayyayyayyayyayyay yayyayyayyayyayyayyay this is spunkmonkey, signing off

...use Freeserve Messenger? talk to me... it's looking a lil' empty on there... msn's not looking too bad tho.. i'm spunkmonkey on freeserve messenger too

Ha! You missed me! You couldn't hit a sand-dune with one of your fabled bombs even if you were standing beside it. You're all mothers of diseased donkeys. Especially Creamy. Shock and Awe. I ask you. You will all be making fools of yourselves long after the soverign nation of Iraq has reclaimed the oil wells that are rightfully our own. Errr... I mean when we have recovered our land!

You'll see me online. You wont see what post im looking @ tho. I only answer PMs to important people. Urmm.. Yeah. Byeeeeeeee

finally got booked for Ibiza yesterday flying from edinburgh on 23rd aug for 2 weeks am well excited already