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I am so gutted not gonna be able to have a mix for a while

Q: Why weren't the Doctors happy about separating the Siamese twins? A: It gave them a splitting headache. WHEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY , av a banana, boom-tish

just thought i would say good bye,as i'm going to have a little break from every thing and think about what i'm going to do for the future,dont know if i am going to make global will have to think about that one,but need to take a time out and have an ickle think about what i want to do!! A few things have happened to make this choice and its about time that i did something about them as they have been playing on my mind alot,a few of u know what i'm on about,it has been nice meeting u and i have met some blindin peeps from here that i am glad to call my friends,i have also made some brilliant friends on here. hope to speak soon but for now this is highlander signing off…

> A Kiwi farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. > >After Several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting > >pregnant, and calls the vet for help. The vet tells him that he should > >try artificial insemination. > > > >The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not > >wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how will he know > >when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop > >standing around, and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass when > >they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. &g…

Hey wanna go out this w/end but no1 round where i am seems to be doing much (this IS what this website is for ) is anyone going out anywhere near leeds/up northish at all this weekend? have checked clubbing this week forum but cant work out whos going where, seems no-one is up to much? pls help! me wanna go out!

hello fellow irish man wat about ya heard a lot of good things about you. nice to know i will have some back up when i need it Let the battle begin

Butterscotch as well!!!!

My best mate BirdHead looks like this..... Hence his name, Birdhead.... ( I am going to go to hell for this one - probably)

What are you having/had this fine lunch time? I've had a tuna and cheese panini, packet of crisps and a ribena.

Hows ASDA babe?? havnt seen you in a while, meet soon??

2 toilet rolls later and im still bloody sneezin!!! taken tablets!! any1 no how i can get better

All get to on crashdown????????? I can to level seven then it all goes tits up!! Its really pissing me off now!!

I'm watching you hmmmmmmmmm

oi mister. how dare u say i'm 30, wen i don't even reach that milestone til 2mora. please rectify as soon as pls i'm still 29

I will sort that thing after work mate, now that i have the old addy ill do it first thing as soon as i get home

A young man in a wheelchair rolls on to the stage, and Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon. MK: "It's very brave you coming out here in your wheelchair - can you tell the audience what happened?" Simon: "About a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a Really big accident. Unfortunately, my uncle was killed outright, but I survived, trapped in the car for 6 hours and had to be cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours, but they couldn't save my legs." MK: "That's terrible, but I see you have legs now, are they artificial?" Simon: "No, Matthew, whilst in hospital, the doctors advised me that the uncle who had been in the car …

.......you would want to be remembered by when you die?

destruction or corruption? or are they both as bad?

If anyone's goin' to global gathering by car and wouldn't mind helping me out wiv a lift, or part lift, then it'd be much appreciated. Otherwise, anyone know if there's still coach places available from near as poss. to me, and where I could sort it out from? as usual, i'm leavin' it later than most people. basically, i'm tryin' to blag a lift to global gathering and probably failing miserably, but hey, worth a try... either PM me, or email me [ ihavenoname79@hotmail.com ] peeez, fanku.

So pleased that you all know top DJ's Rob, Phil, Pete etc but for christ sake shut the [censored] up, it gets boring and doesn't really impress anyone but gullible wankers.

Has liquideyes possesed your body over night hun??

Is it me or do we have another Jus-whatever in the CTW forums?

/me falling with you huni buni!!!

Im not online til sun if ya need any info on dancing or sat call me, there will be an afterparty after decadance but not on the beach sadly!

Think your having a bad day? You're not having a bad day... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage. 3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of…

Hello everyone. After a holiday with a group of girlfriends in Ibiza, I discoved that I had fallen in love with a guy i met. He was such a funny bloke. Made me laugh and was such a joker. I must admit, this guy wasn't a really great looking guy, but he had qualities that made me see through his looks. At the time I met him, I think he was single, but after doing some research, I have recenly found out that he has been with his girlfriend for 6 months or so now. Actually, if I'm honest with everyone on here, I didnt actually meet him. But he stayed in the same resort as me, and I found myself following him around alot. He was always surrounded by a group of…

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