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oi mister. how dare u say i'm 30, wen i don't even reach that milestone til 2mora. please rectify as soon as pls i'm still 29

I will sort that thing after work mate, now that i have the old addy ill do it first thing as soon as i get home

A young man in a wheelchair rolls on to the stage, and Matthew Kelly introduces him as Simon. MK: "It's very brave you coming out here in your wheelchair - can you tell the audience what happened?" Simon: "About a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a Really big accident. Unfortunately, my uncle was killed outright, but I survived, trapped in the car for 6 hours and had to be cut free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours, but they couldn't save my legs." MK: "That's terrible, but I see you have legs now, are they artificial?" Simon: "No, Matthew, whilst in hospital, the doctors advised me that the uncle who had been in the car …

.......you would want to be remembered by when you die?

destruction or corruption? or are they both as bad?

If anyone's goin' to global gathering by car and wouldn't mind helping me out wiv a lift, or part lift, then it'd be much appreciated. Otherwise, anyone know if there's still coach places available from near as poss. to me, and where I could sort it out from? as usual, i'm leavin' it later than most people. basically, i'm tryin' to blag a lift to global gathering and probably failing miserably, but hey, worth a try... either PM me, or email me [ ihavenoname79@hotmail.com ] peeez, fanku.

So pleased that you all know top DJ's Rob, Phil, Pete etc but for christ sake shut the [censored] up, it gets boring and doesn't really impress anyone but gullible wankers.

Has liquideyes possesed your body over night hun??

Is it me or do we have another Jus-whatever in the CTW forums?

/me falling with you huni buni!!!

Im not online til sun if ya need any info on dancing or sat call me, there will be an afterparty after decadance but not on the beach sadly!

Think your having a bad day? You're not having a bad day... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale. 2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage. 3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of…

Hello everyone. After a holiday with a group of girlfriends in Ibiza, I discoved that I had fallen in love with a guy i met. He was such a funny bloke. Made me laugh and was such a joker. I must admit, this guy wasn't a really great looking guy, but he had qualities that made me see through his looks. At the time I met him, I think he was single, but after doing some research, I have recenly found out that he has been with his girlfriend for 6 months or so now. Actually, if I'm honest with everyone on here, I didnt actually meet him. But he stayed in the same resort as me, and I found myself following him around alot. He was always surrounded by a group of…

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Can't miss Incision (first one was a blinder) or global so looks like i am gonna have to do both, anyone else???

Nah, didnt think so either.

Cheeky Girls on the 26th

my cat had kittens last week (not bad considering it was a boy when i bought it!) got rid of 1 or 2 thanks to modular1 (sorry mod1) but got 2 left, only going to good homes (no getting them stoned, drunk or giving them acid!!!!!!!)

IS [censored] SMOKING IN THE BACK GARDEN AND IT'S DRIFTING THROUGH MY [censored] DOOR AND I'M GETTING [censored] NOSEFULS OF [censored] FAG SMOKE

Went to Hippy Market wiv Tommy n Tara today. Then to the beach where Tara cooked herself in the sun 4 a bit. Me n Tom still recovering from getting burnt by the pool yesterday- ouch!!!! So we relaxed in the shade.I noticed that there was a very high number of people wearing bumbags- could this be the new look for Ibiza this season? Probably not hmmm!!!! Didn´t spot any lizards in cans today, spotted one in a beer can yesterday that seemed to be having great fun licking up the beer.... hic!!! Probably goin Lashed tonite if gstlst has been sorted ok. Flying back to En-ger-land on 21st of July. Looking 4ward to seeing my CTW mates again of course, tho I will …

After wanting one for nearly a year, I finally thought [censored] IT yesterday and went out and bought myself a digital camera. A SONY P32. So I'll be taking loads of piccies at GG...but I'll probably wait til everyone is REALLY messy first.

DIIEEEEEEE

..coz this stupid [censored] TOSSER decides to put his foot down and do a "car dodge" in the middle of the road, sending me and my mum all over the place and lose TOTAL control over the wheel. We were literally "dancing" all over the road trying to get the car straight coz this prick thought it was real good taking chances when danger is ahead. I cant wait to drive - no1's guna piss me off and get the [censored] away with it

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the man leans out the window and yells, COW! The women immediately leans out of her window and yells, TOSSER! They each continue on their way, and as the women rounds the next curve, she crashes into a huge cow in the middle of the road and dies. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only women would listen!!

Why have you got my daughter's face flashing in your signature hmmmmmm

Am suppose to be doing some London run thing with my sister on Sunday. How long do u reckon it will take for ya average runner to do that distance?

How much sex does one person need,? do we really need sex? or is it just a desire to have it or get more than the nxt person? we all have different oppinions on the subject so lets hear them. who's better @it. men or women.

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