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Reassuringly expensive Stell Artois!

Posted this before but here it is again.... A man travelling on a modern place was in urgent need of using the toilet. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The man agreed and rushed into the toilet to relive himself. He noticed four buttons marked “WW, “WA”, “PP” and “ATR”. Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button, marked “WW” and immediately water spra…

Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong? "Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings!"

Q - What have a pizza boy and a gynaecologist got in common? A - They can both smell it, but can't eat it!

After the success of Casualty’s launch party (along with our good friends at Afterlife), I am proud to announce that there is more fun and antic’s approaching in the month of July! Your appointment: Sunday July 20th 2003. Time: 2pm – 10pm. At: George 1V, 144, Brixton Hill, Brixton. Your Doctors will be: Chris Vincent (Dirty DJ’s), Matt Rush, Andy Reily, Andy Vinal, Steve Hope (Casualty), Gorfy (Smile/Casualty). Dress for your operation: More nurses the better! PJ’s, wheelchairs, crutches…whatever U feel like! NHS Cost: £5 each. Doctors notes: Music policy is hard. We take no blame for the amount of fun you will have, and any dancing in t…

not anyone in particular just thought Id see how many would read it big heed

Im hopefully going! Going to try and book the tickets on Monday!!! Does anyone know how to go about booking them online as i have never done it before???

ur jokes are fuckin mint!! sick!! just how i like em!!

Hey !!! Wicked to see you on Sunday morning!!! Soz was a bit m-e-s-s-y! Mine and Roo's first proper night out together (awww) and my first night out ion a month !!! lol you enojoy yourself ?? It's a shame I didn't get your pm before - then we could have met up inside!! Hugs Beanie x

Are you a COPPER? “If you want to know the time ask a policeman”, so the saying goes. But if someone asked YOU the time, would you know if you were a policeman or not? With many of today’s cops wearing plain clothes like DS Bergerac, Inspector Morse and DI Jack Frost, you could be a busy without knowing it. Wearing a full police uniform is no indication either, you might simply be going to a fancy dress party (or you might be a stripper going to a stag do). The only way to find out the truth is to help yourself with your own enquiries by answering the following questions. Take down anything you say and use it in evidence to find out whether YOUR jobby is a bobby. …

wheres me CD cockbreath?

Isn't she a looker...Ha.

what a [censored] up that was..

Does ne1 know of a credit card company that will give a credit card to a student with 6 month interest free credit. I need to get one online but cant seem to find the one im lookin for that a girl i was chattin 2 had. I think she sed the company was "Ed" but cant remember. Can anyone help me please?

where would you most like to teleport to and who with?

are fuckin [censored]. mine started turning off randomly and wouldn't turn on 6 monthds ago, got it repaired under warranty. ever since then it wouldn't make any sounds till i changed my ringtone in my profile every time i switched it on (but lived with it), now my number '9's just stopped working. 2 months within warranty, get that down u, nokia fukkers

Hey there everyone! how r u all? I aint been on for a while been a very busy mad, redesigned the site: www.clubithard.com and need your opinions, wat do ya's all think?

:What's blue and orrange and sit's at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands.

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php Mine is:- Lady Spankalicious

r they RIGHT or WRONG!!!???i think they r soooooooo rite! crisp sandwichesright wrong

how are we all this fine Tuesday night?

What are yours like? When I go back to my friends, all my friends get geebee'd up and go under, so I just sit there talking to myself, then decide to indulge in my secret stash of Ket, so really, mine are pretty pants! But when me and my best friends Amy (who some people know - small, blonde hair and very LOUD) and Aysha go off on one, it does turn out to be quite educational in a random 'this don't ake [censored] sense' way

Im not havin a go. If u dont do drugs, why the dummy? Part of the cyber costume?

Post u boring sacks.

How many words can you come up with for a womans bits!!!???!!! One per post! i'll start: 1. Vagina

I dont thinks hes so happy now?

grrrrrrrr, for some strange reason my msn has aquired about 20 contacts while i was away over the last fortnight and i have no idea who these freaky ppl are, how on earth did they get onto my contact list without me adding them?? can anyone answer this?