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Cool beanbags.

If you are out Wednesday, I'll bring it along, give me a call mate...

hope you liked them.....

Thats the last time I do a BBQ for anyone. You cheeky cunts, no one bothered there arses to do it yet when they came out 'well done' you all whinged like the whinging bastards you are. Modular, we take our business elsewhere next time, whiner bastards.

if ure going to tidy wen u book up pm me and letme know and ill be sorting vip and hopefully room allocation to

for global gathering???? funky, cyber, casual, fancy dress????? im going as a cheerleader!!!

thank you for makin my birthday really great, nice to meet u all especially moo properly at last, im not gonna go through a list of names as there was so many. was a really amazing nite thanx especially to si, if it wasnt for u i would never have gone.

Whats your mate called that i always keep talking to about BBQs?

Reassuringly expensive Stell Artois!

Posted this before but here it is again.... A man travelling on a modern place was in urgent need of using the toilet. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The man agreed and rushed into the toilet to relive himself. He noticed four buttons marked “WW, “WA”, “PP” and “ATR”. Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button, marked “WW” and immediately water spra…

Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong? "Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings!"

Q - What have a pizza boy and a gynaecologist got in common? A - They can both smell it, but can't eat it!

After the success of Casualty’s launch party (along with our good friends at Afterlife), I am proud to announce that there is more fun and antic’s approaching in the month of July! Your appointment: Sunday July 20th 2003. Time: 2pm – 10pm. At: George 1V, 144, Brixton Hill, Brixton. Your Doctors will be: Chris Vincent (Dirty DJ’s), Matt Rush, Andy Reily, Andy Vinal, Steve Hope (Casualty), Gorfy (Smile/Casualty). Dress for your operation: More nurses the better! PJ’s, wheelchairs, crutches…whatever U feel like! NHS Cost: £5 each. Doctors notes: Music policy is hard. We take no blame for the amount of fun you will have, and any dancing in t…

not anyone in particular just thought Id see how many would read it big heed

Im hopefully going! Going to try and book the tickets on Monday!!! Does anyone know how to go about booking them online as i have never done it before???

ur jokes are fuckin mint!! sick!! just how i like em!!

Hey !!! Wicked to see you on Sunday morning!!! Soz was a bit m-e-s-s-y! Mine and Roo's first proper night out together (awww) and my first night out ion a month !!! lol you enojoy yourself ?? It's a shame I didn't get your pm before - then we could have met up inside!! Hugs Beanie x

Are you a COPPER? “If you want to know the time ask a policeman”, so the saying goes. But if someone asked YOU the time, would you know if you were a policeman or not? With many of today’s cops wearing plain clothes like DS Bergerac, Inspector Morse and DI Jack Frost, you could be a busy without knowing it. Wearing a full police uniform is no indication either, you might simply be going to a fancy dress party (or you might be a stripper going to a stag do). The only way to find out the truth is to help yourself with your own enquiries by answering the following questions. Take down anything you say and use it in evidence to find out whether YOUR jobby is a bobby. …

wheres me CD cockbreath?

Isn't she a looker...Ha.

what a [censored] up that was..

Does ne1 know of a credit card company that will give a credit card to a student with 6 month interest free credit. I need to get one online but cant seem to find the one im lookin for that a girl i was chattin 2 had. I think she sed the company was "Ed" but cant remember. Can anyone help me please?

where would you most like to teleport to and who with?

are fuckin [censored]. mine started turning off randomly and wouldn't turn on 6 monthds ago, got it repaired under warranty. ever since then it wouldn't make any sounds till i changed my ringtone in my profile every time i switched it on (but lived with it), now my number '9's just stopped working. 2 months within warranty, get that down u, nokia fukkers

Hey there everyone! how r u all? I aint been on for a while been a very busy mad, redesigned the site: www.clubithard.com and need your opinions, wat do ya's all think?

:What's blue and orrange and sit's at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands.

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php Mine is:- Lady Spankalicious

r they RIGHT or WRONG!!!???i think they r soooooooo rite! crisp sandwichesright wrong