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Sherry lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Sherry says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,"Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after Dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" …

Hello All Bit of a random request here but my best mate Birdhead would like to know if anyone on here knows the name of young lady on the left hand side of this picture......he assures me a suitable reward will be given for a positive identification.......what that may actually be is anyones guess as he is a bit of a weirdo...... Heres the photo.....

junes mix is now available.....the tracklisting can be found in the DJing & Production forum

hi i'm CTW user #295. so my neighbours are 294 and 296 - they are: nathaniel who has 0 posts and: m0nster who has 10 posts. alasdair

Can anyone see the cartoon in my sig, or is it a red cross for u 2?

Hello mate, how are u? Will u be coming to Global and if not why not I haven't seen u for ages better arrange to meet soon or I mite just give up the will to..... well something. Hope things are cool and that everything is happy and sorted. Speak to u soon

Missing our Thursday meet ups. Its Thursday and I'm still up at 4am but its not fooked and after a massive drinking session. Thursdays never used to be like this Where are u to make things normal again So still having fun being mostly unemployed? Looking forward to seeing ya at Global I promise to be back to my old clubbing self once I've had my ickle break and plus I will be my normal fizzy self again which can only be a good thing

Your 2nd.

As part of my celebrations for Post 20,000 I will be banning no less than 5 members for the week. All will be revealed. PS. You're all sad fools. On here 24/7.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/3046558.stm Has come as a shock

and I'm fooked. been swerving up the m3 looking forward to tonight !

wheres your picture gone chick? someones pinched you!!!

does anyone know velos off bpm radio?!?

It has just been announced that the Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management. As most F1 races are won and lost in the pits,…

I love baked beans in sandwiches with stuff like sausages. But every time I have one I get the strangest looks and cafes have actually refused to make me one. Am I wierd?

hello everyone becs back whats every one been up to?

Wot can i do?

Were Tina g gone and Neon, i texted him but he never recieved my message

why is it u can sue macdonalds for getting fat, sue marlboro for gettin cancer but u cant sue smirnoff for all the ugly people u [censored]??!!

Too fast to live, too young tpo die- Robert Gorden

slinky dressed as a beer boy

babe when do you want my old phone?? and do you want me to send it to you or are you going to north and i'll bring box etc up with me!!! text me on new no 07946509072

anybody up 4 a good night out?

and he thinks hes got more of a chance cos hes a DJ

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who cares bla bla see ya 5 views, no replys ta ta. but why

if i survive the beatings and tantrums ill catch you all later

wat party games do u reckon would be fun to play as an adult now. I think musical chairs at a hardhouse nite would be wicked but maybe thats just me as most other people are there to dance Ultimate jenga is always a great game for afterparties Any other suggestions?

now thats over, go watch red dwarf, its starting now