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It has just been announced that the Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management. As most F1 races are won and lost in the pits,…

I love baked beans in sandwiches with stuff like sausages. But every time I have one I get the strangest looks and cafes have actually refused to make me one. Am I wierd?

hello everyone becs back whats every one been up to?

Wot can i do?

Were Tina g gone and Neon, i texted him but he never recieved my message

why is it u can sue macdonalds for getting fat, sue marlboro for gettin cancer but u cant sue smirnoff for all the ugly people u [censored]??!!

Too fast to live, too young tpo die- Robert Gorden

slinky dressed as a beer boy

babe when do you want my old phone?? and do you want me to send it to you or are you going to north and i'll bring box etc up with me!!! text me on new no 07946509072

anybody up 4 a good night out?

and he thinks hes got more of a chance cos hes a DJ

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who cares bla bla see ya 5 views, no replys ta ta. but why

if i survive the beatings and tantrums ill catch you all later

wat party games do u reckon would be fun to play as an adult now. I think musical chairs at a hardhouse nite would be wicked but maybe thats just me as most other people are there to dance Ultimate jenga is always a great game for afterparties Any other suggestions?

now thats over, go watch red dwarf, its starting now

I was in town yesterday with my friends kids, just having a wander about etc, and in the shop window of Oxfam I saw an original LP of 'Les Miserables' It's one of my most favouritest musicals, and my biggest obsession - so I bought it for 1.99 BARGAIN!!! To hell with Hard House when I have my musical music - wiggle away!

Hiya just picked up digital camera in town, on special deal. But just tried to install the cmaera driver so i can download pics to my PC and it says its not been "microsoft logo passed" or something. So it wont let me install it. Im totally lost, and want to play with my new toy. Im getting really frustrated. Please help if you know what the craic is.

i'm moving to leeds on sunday!! YAY!!!

hello, was wicked going out to London with u. I think on a scale of wat are drinking sessions normally end as, that one was a fairly quiet drink. Cheers for letting me drag u half way round London and back. Dress is going OK, although having a few stresses already and I haven't even got to the sewing stage. If I don't see u b4, see u at Global

i had a dream last night that david and victoria beckham had me trapped in there car, they were in the front and i was in the back and they kept doing handbrake turns in a carpark. i said stop and they wouldnt what does it mean...

its too much for me, the conversation in here is great, i know your all getting geared up for a night out clubbin, just spare a thought for this social reject thats kareoking it at the local [censored] pit. at least give me a little entertainment before i spend the night falling into my pint!!!!! not that im bitter or owt evey one have a great night

Top night.... sorry I piked early... Was knackered....... Did it improve after I left???

WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRFDE PLEASE

over a car bonnet on a cliff at sunset (hoping that the handbrake was on)

Where did u get ur cyber clubbing accessory catapillar from?

Does any one know who is playing at Sundissential in Birmingham this saturday???

hows every one today?? im stuck at work till half 3 and then im off to get messy lol

Why do we do it? Why oh why oh why?? Pulled a nice bit of fluff though, gave her some farty lovin

ate a fish?