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spill, spill, spill the beans. what you doing ce week-end? me - friday - techno with the Youngsters live (they record on laurent garnier's label, F Comm), oh and about thirty minutes of hard house if i can be arsed queuing to check out a free night and dealing with twatty bouncers. saturday - more techno with Andrew Weatherall (amazing), Radioactive Man (amazing) and Slam (amazing) P*NUT. got butterflies already for this weekend. oh, and it's also now two weeks till T in the Park. 'mon the Underworld!!! and the Slam Tent, the Proclaimers, the Charlatans, Supergrass, Inspiral Carpets, The Roots, Death In Vegas, The Rapture, and so on and so on.....…

yes please...............

Soph, a few new male members are joining soon you might want to work on.

Anyone know the laws about noisy neighbours? I don't have music on very loud, but ny neighbours have started moaning about it. They just came round and had a go at my dad. He told them that they're noisy aswell, but we put up with it. So the thick [censored] from next door wasn't too pleased and started shouting bollox that hes going to have something done about me. I always thought that to get anywhere with a noise pollution complaint it had to be after midnignht. Am I right? Or does anyone know the vague jist of noise laws in general?

If you could have no strings attached with anyone in the world, who wud it be??

Just got out of hosptial from my operation, in lots of pain so no clubbing and no gkgg for 6 weeks unfair

i have been sent three tickets for this event and not ordered them. ive also been onto the bank today, and the money has been taken outta my account for them. i didnt want the tickets, so e mailed tidy, but had no reply. would be very grateful if ppl going too this event, but buy the tickets off me. they work out at 12 quid each ticket.

hi all sorry to have to put this up on here but im getting homophobic messages from a ctw user that does not even know me his name is DJ TRANCE TROOPER OR SOMETHING he is bad new just thought id let u know anyway iv reported him to msn and they are gonna stop his ip adress from getting messenger iv now blocked him he has really got me upset as i never say anything to nobody and i think i get on well with u lot anyway see u all at global not long now !

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, Single, eh? The girl smiles sheepishly and while playing with her hair Flirtaicously, replies "How did you gue…

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A female police officer pulled over a drunk driver. She said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replied, "Tits."

Here is your own little love nest, so you can stop hijacking other people's posts

you still both on for lunch (not sure if you on net today rick, but i'll text you soon mate)

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Oh eh Mate, I'm lookin' for a job." The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year.". The scouser said "Nah, you're bullsh!tting me!". The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started i…

Maria - What would your mother say!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=UK_Events/Damnation/2003-04-19/James_Photos&image=DSC02886.JPG&img=80&tt=

Accidentally found this on Google images ... (warning naked guy!) http://www.hintmag.com/shootingstars/terryrichardson/penis.jpg

*i am turning into a miserable git AKA creamy.....[censored]!*

ahaha so funny. Had some of the usual everyday spam and had some from dating sites! So had a look at some of the profiles.. Hi there!! My name is Damon. I am good looking, sociable, outgoing and romantic guy. Amongst other things, I like to play sports, go cycling, go for a walk in the country, cook and read. I am also not averse to the odd pint down the pub. I am looking for a an outgoing chatty lady, who is inntelligent but has her scatty moments, to enjoy walks in the countryside and nice meals in/out ! Then there is.. I AM AN HONEST CARING AND SENSITIVE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS SPONTANIOUS FUN LOVING AND VERY YOUNG AT HEART. I LOVE GOING OUT TO PUBS AND R…

Oh dear!!!! I've been out in my dad's car tonight & i've had a bit of an accident I managed to reverse it into a post It now has a dent in the back of it. I came home & showed him straight away. He didn't get too mad with me, but he knows he doesn't need to because just me having to tell him is hard enough. i feel terrible about it. He reckons it'll cost about £2000 to get it fixed. I feel sooo guilty

Live at the Love Parade in 2001. It's not his best mix but it's still [censored] great. Starts with Scorchio.... what a tune. I forgot how much I liked this record. I can only listen to music at work on early shifts (I'm in at 7 every 3rd day) so it's a nice start to the day

http://www.lazland.com/karikatur/pictures/penis-developer.jpg

To either watch Bo Selecta - OR TAPE IT TO WATCH!! Channel4 - 11.15

so fukin arrogant at times. im so pissed off. r friends relly friends, when they can be so arrogant, too the point off upsetting ya

an idea? should we allow anonymous FAO posting ?? ahaha then we could all post like "FAO: Kev" ... "u c*nt" ? or this is an incredibly bad idea open to abuse again ?!

i can now tell u all that mr moo has followed his campness and now become a beautician (sp.)

pleeeeeeese someone help me, what was the name of the little green floaty guy, with the ears and dressing gown in star wars, iv been thinking of it for days, its driving me mad

you've seen the advert with the two runners mincing about shouting "got your number!". well was just minding my own business about town yesterday but who should run past on the other side of the street but them. yes, the real runners. both in "118" vests, running past people shouting "got your number!" i'm not making this up, it was far too surreal. i just need to make sure i'm not living in an advert.

My mobile has been taken off me due to my bill being to big in work, so someone else has it now! As soon as i get a new number i'll text you all with it! or i'll pm you! Should have a number by weekend!

Stop killing [censored] tunes with rotten stinking shite mixes. Either think of new ideas or leave the music scene.