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you still both on for lunch (not sure if you on net today rick, but i'll text you soon mate)

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said "Oh eh Mate, I'm lookin' for a job." The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year.". The scouser said "Nah, you're bullsh!tting me!". The man behind the counter said "Well you fuckin' started i…

Maria - What would your mother say!! http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=UK_Events/Damnation/2003-04-19/James_Photos&image=DSC02886.JPG&img=80&tt=

Accidentally found this on Google images ... (warning naked guy!) http://www.hintmag.com/shootingstars/terryrichardson/penis.jpg

*i am turning into a miserable git AKA creamy.....[censored]!*

ahaha so funny. Had some of the usual everyday spam and had some from dating sites! So had a look at some of the profiles.. Hi there!! My name is Damon. I am good looking, sociable, outgoing and romantic guy. Amongst other things, I like to play sports, go cycling, go for a walk in the country, cook and read. I am also not averse to the odd pint down the pub. I am looking for a an outgoing chatty lady, who is inntelligent but has her scatty moments, to enjoy walks in the countryside and nice meals in/out ! Then there is.. I AM AN HONEST CARING AND SENSITIVE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS SPONTANIOUS FUN LOVING AND VERY YOUNG AT HEART. I LOVE GOING OUT TO PUBS AND R…

Oh dear!!!! I've been out in my dad's car tonight & i've had a bit of an accident I managed to reverse it into a post It now has a dent in the back of it. I came home & showed him straight away. He didn't get too mad with me, but he knows he doesn't need to because just me having to tell him is hard enough. i feel terrible about it. He reckons it'll cost about £2000 to get it fixed. I feel sooo guilty

Live at the Love Parade in 2001. It's not his best mix but it's still [censored] great. Starts with Scorchio.... what a tune. I forgot how much I liked this record. I can only listen to music at work on early shifts (I'm in at 7 every 3rd day) so it's a nice start to the day

http://www.lazland.com/karikatur/pictures/penis-developer.jpg

To either watch Bo Selecta - OR TAPE IT TO WATCH!! Channel4 - 11.15

so fukin arrogant at times. im so pissed off. r friends relly friends, when they can be so arrogant, too the point off upsetting ya

an idea? should we allow anonymous FAO posting ?? ahaha then we could all post like "FAO: Kev" ... "u c*nt" ? or this is an incredibly bad idea open to abuse again ?!

i can now tell u all that mr moo has followed his campness and now become a beautician (sp.)

pleeeeeeese someone help me, what was the name of the little green floaty guy, with the ears and dressing gown in star wars, iv been thinking of it for days, its driving me mad

you've seen the advert with the two runners mincing about shouting "got your number!". well was just minding my own business about town yesterday but who should run past on the other side of the street but them. yes, the real runners. both in "118" vests, running past people shouting "got your number!" i'm not making this up, it was far too surreal. i just need to make sure i'm not living in an advert.

My mobile has been taken off me due to my bill being to big in work, so someone else has it now! As soon as i get a new number i'll text you all with it! or i'll pm you! Should have a number by weekend!

Stop killing [censored] tunes with rotten stinking shite mixes. Either think of new ideas or leave the music scene.

Sunset Beach? I had this really random thought about an hour ago of Sunset Beach. I used to watch every omnibus every Saturday without fail, and every weekday from 10.20am if I were'nt at school. I've just spent the last hour looking for sites dedicated to the phenomina that was Sunset Beach! I've found loads of piccis of Nick Kiriazis who played Antonio Torres - the Spanking gorgeous priest! I [censored] loved it and I miss it so very much!

http://www.djgmcgee.co.uk/feelingit.ram

.......Hang over, went out last night on my local pub crawl, well not so much a crawl cos we stayed in one pub all nights (Quids in & quid every drink) they had a Southern Comfort promotion on, giving away free SC's with various mixers etc..... I have the [censored] DT's!!!

what do u look for in an internet friend?

jaffa cakes or caramel rocky's?

Me yippe im 19 2day how cool

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Ok correct me if im wrong but the tidy boys arent playing no more at sundissential this saturday as i reads in one fo the posts on the SS website We would like to inform everyone that we are not down to play at Sundissential this Saturday. The gig was cancelled by our management along time ago. We have been book to play in Holland at Impulse for months. Therefore we appologise to everyone who expected to see us at the Sanctuary on Saturday. The fact we are still on the flyer and SS website indicates a communication problem between both parties at some stage. We are still looking into this problem and will inform you of any updates. " What the [censored]??…

Sheeesh talk about hard work. Been making ammends for the last hour or so trying to get it perfect, and be happy with it b4 I upload it. There is always sumthing more to add after re-reading it..but then it looks like I have put to much on it :\

What is your favourite clubbing venue? Of all the venues I have been to my favourites have to be BCM in Magaluf and also La Boom in Mexico. London venues...it's got to be Camden for me and the Fridge following a close second.

My latest CD is now available as a free gift to you!! It contains Trance, Hard House, bit of Karim and a touch of Techno. 1.DJ SCOT PROJECT-ROCK 2.THE VIOLATORZ-MILK 3.ALI WILSON-BAD FEELING FREEZING POINT 4.ALI WILSON & MATT SMALLWOOD-LET THE GAMES BEGIN NUKLEUZ 5.DAVE HOLMES-FREEDOM 6.KINETICA-LET GO 7.TECHNOBOY-TALES FROM A VINYL 8.ANDY FARLEY & PAUL JANES-I CAN FEEL IT 9.HARDY & PORTAS-SPIRAL SIX 10.KARIM & EJ DOUBELL-HEARTLESS 11.INCISION-BEYOND MOTION 12.KARIM-NOW IT’S CLEAN AND HEAVY 13.UBERDRUCK-FAT AS [censored] I can not afford to do covers and listings etc, so the CD will have no fancy case etc. …

its 6:30 and im awake and i dont need to be for another 2 hours today, why is life so cruel and forces me to oversleep every other day

What is it with people at the moment? why do they feel it necessary to come on here & slag people off? I dont mean harmless banter i mean blatant attacks on people? Ive had to ban 2 members tonight for just that! Sort it out - its not necessary!