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i just missed the end of the fuking match cos i was talkign to Scream...anyone know wot the 3rd set result was???? he steam rolled it didnt he, well it was 6 4, then 64, then 5 2 last i checked... anyone#?~???

Two Redneck's were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began choking on a hamburger. As she gasped and gagged, one Redneck turned to the other and said, "that little gal is havin a bad time. I'm a gonna go over there and help her." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and proceeded to rub his tongue all over her ass. The young lady was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Re…

Tidy Weekender 4 Oct 10th -12th, 2003 2 people needed to share a room with me leedzlad22 & angel jodie

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Annons are on at the bloody moment!!!!

(please be aware I only had access to Spanish terrestrial TV channels.....)

Can any of u lick their own nose?

i dunno if it's one of those mental things but i think I'm going up

to help me design a nice flash DJ web site??? come on roll up roll up!!! technical computer people!! i can do simple stuff like frontpage n stuff like that but i cant do flash!!! Please help me!!

I got a few faves kicking about... best one gotta be: Phil Drummond - Again and Again (Eddie Amadors Otra Vez Mix) Its well good Think ill use this as a way to get me some more tunes while im at it

Isnt it a right pain in the arse!! Have found some well luch places but they arent gonna be available to students!!! DOH!!

Mrfart you is such a a tart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry if you didnt get a cd, i didnt have that many on me... spent saturday morning burning as many as i could.. not enough it seems! but if you did get one.. hoped you liked it!

If she fit? Would you nob her?

Have you had a chance to sort me out a password yet mate?

Alright fella, all done and posted for ya, first class post aswell I may add. Should arrive tomorrow or Saturday. Anything else you need, just giza shout.

am i the only one that gets kids illnesses when im 25 why couldnt i of had it when i was a kid, im getting spots the size of nipples, feels like iv got a bad case of fleas, anyone want a week or 2 off work cus il gladly come round and pass it on 2 u

..........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!! HELP ME!!!

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Anyone seen Half Life 2 yet? It's been a long while since I was genuinely impressed by a first-person shooter (IMHO most games are much of a muchness) but this looks jaw-dropping. I've only seen a video demo of it, I think it comes out in September.

I burnt myself on the sunbed :|

What is happening, we stuff the Aussies and the All Blacks at Rugby, we are destroying Zimbabwe at cricket (they were 18-4 when I checked) and Timmy is 2 set to love up in the tennis. Just a shame about that stupid Canadian

where are all the good looking men!? why dont any come my way!?!!!!!

Im stuck between 2, they were both great. The 1st was when we went to France. We were 1 of the first people to go on the le shuttle train, I know I was beside myself and felt proper important when I got my certificate for basically sitting there on my arse for 20minutes. The easiest certificate ive ever got Legal age to drink and everything over there at the time, in the hotel there were vender machines for beer and we'd empty it every night before the teachers could. Fools In the daytime, we would [censored] the others off and go to the pub. They were none the wiser. Fools again. Once we got chatting to some prostitutes but Mr Woodward caught us J…

u'll always be known as raver_baby 2 me

when do i get to see a picture of you!?!

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the…

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