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Major Ingram has taken a overdose,due to ITV coverage of Millionaire. ITV have agreed to pay funeral expenses apart from the Coffin!

creamy c's post the more i seem to be warmin towards him, he seems to hate everyone :wicked:

and told them i wanted to d/c my phone line as i only use my mobile. they gave me 3 months free line rental! how fookoff cool is that

Creamy C loses weight.

Didn't mean it mate... I'm sure you do get lots of FAOs and if you don't.... here is one for ya. Take it easy, dude!

You're all utter wannabe CreamyC cunts. Sorry, this should be in the serious issues forum.

Banter Is there ever any on here? Bar CreamyCs' [censored] attempts at it gone wrong

I am wrecked over...and out, do u know how many times i had to write this???? Alcohol rules!

Mr Happy becomes top English Teacher in Britain for literacy.

Wonder what their fannies smell like.

No weird heavy breathing coming from under some plants this time... I'm out having a cig and then I hear like somebody is walking around in a bit next to my house (there's gravel and a beer can, I hear the beer can get kicked or moved or stepped on, and the gravel crunching) Now I've been burgled like three times so I thought it would be some pikey, so I said 'I'll give you one minute to leave and if you are not gone I'll call the police'. Now I may have been talking to a cat, I don't know. I'm a placid kind of guy (like in physically heavy situations, mentally I'm much better at dealing with) so anything freaky or agro really gets my adrenaline going in a bad…

my neighbours cat is scared of vodka. this may go for the entire cat species, or maybe he just doesn't drink

I've had a pretty bad headache most the day... It's been slowly lifting and helped by the aid of Nurofen. However, half the fookin' afternoon was spent in bed. Until rudely awoken by my flippin neighbours who have some kind of gardening gadget that sounds like a pair of hair clippers - just a fair few hundred times louder. They've been using it for hours now, and it's taking the piss. I could quite happily wrap the cord around all their necks. Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

anyone know whats happening with the sundissential website? its been down for days now

Anyone wanting to buy a cheap but half-decent Laptop... This is priced pretty well in my mind http://h40059.www4.hp.com/offers/notebooks/index.html?logo=1

hi twat, where u been hiding?

its an instant messenger but appeals more to the webcam users, me and tina tried it out, tis rather good, its called eyeball chat www.eyeball.com

i have 3 chunky copper jobbies here (with fan). i was gonna sell them on ebay but they'd only get a fiver each and i can't be arsed. to 2600+. free (coolermaster/AVC). boxed. anyone want 1? pm

Well, with the Manc pissup not far off, the obvious question is going to be who's gonna pull who after numberous drinks? Any ideas? random shagging in the toilets/back alley/up her back alley?!?

Well, with the Manc pissup not far off, the obvious question is going to be who's gonna pull who after numberous drinks? Any ideas? random shagging in the toilets/back alley/up her back alley?!?

andy andy andy andy andy!!!!!!!!!!! hows tricks raver?

Hey hun hows u Soz i haven't texted for while final had my opertaion and just got out of hospital and need rest so a quiet birthday for me houws you?

Ello burd. I duno if you know "Lox" personally but he came on here a few months ago sending CD's out and I was one of the recievers. Do you know if he is sending out another latest mix? Just wandering because the last one he sent out was very, very good and I would like an update

Is that prog winging its way to me yet ??

dunno whether u chk ure mails or pm's on here but ive emailed ure hotmail addy. text me when u get home, will meetup 4 chat b nice 2 c u

Creamy C wins the British Best Comedy Act 2003...

Hey hun yeah im down in yoiur neck of the woods on sat, not goin to gg i dont fink but am goin to addiction after? will u be there? hope u ok hun and hopefully see u at the weekend

Just so you don't feel left out... Oh, and there's a real purpose too - you celebrating yer b'day @ SS on Sat?

Long time no see or spk. Hows it going? ur never on msn or is it me never on ?