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where are all the good looking men!? why dont any come my way!?!!!!!

Im stuck between 2, they were both great. The 1st was when we went to France. We were 1 of the first people to go on the le shuttle train, I know I was beside myself and felt proper important when I got my certificate for basically sitting there on my arse for 20minutes. The easiest certificate ive ever got Legal age to drink and everything over there at the time, in the hotel there were vender machines for beer and we'd empty it every night before the teachers could. Fools In the daytime, we would [censored] the others off and go to the pub. They were none the wiser. Fools again. Once we got chatting to some prostitutes but Mr Woodward caught us J…

u'll always be known as raver_baby 2 me

when do i get to see a picture of you!?!

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the…

Dont forget to check your PM's ppl

For those of you who are going to GKGG, whose willing to do the bungee jump/rocket? I wanted to do it last year but no fecker wud come on the rocket with me and i didnt have enuff for the one man bungee. Any1 do it at GKGG last year or gonna do it this year????

I'm starting a new clubbing board. Its going to be brilliant and so much better than this one! I'm hiring a massive billboard in the center of Birmingham and one in London and people can come and stick post it notes on with wat ever clubbing message they want. Wat a fantastic community I will create By the way steve doesn't want this posted as him so I thought I'd let u know this is really by Pepsi I'm just lazy and can't be bothered to log in as me

my heads up my arse still from the weekend so Im leavin it upto u guys

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Well, as I got nicely informed today at work Im off to London for 2 weeks for a training course. Which in our terms means learn quickly and drink lots. God knows where Im going though, think Ill be near Park Street (theres a HSBC on there, ie who i work for :-p) Anywhere I can go? Cos i aint got a scoob about London, me being Scottish n all....

Just found out someone has been through my c.d wallet whilst i was djing this weekend and has taken my vicious mix of Paul Maddox 'Tension' and another c.d with all my tracks on it, [censored] robbing swines! Same thing happened to Al Testube last week when sum lad robbed his copy of 'Crazy Pills'. So DJs - Be aware!

Anyone who used to go to Sundissential @ DNA , check out what the venue looks like now!! www.rougeclub.co.uk and go to venue. Glam stylish house music in a venue to match.

Major Ingram has taken a overdose,due to ITV coverage of Millionaire. ITV have agreed to pay funeral expenses apart from the Coffin!

creamy c's post the more i seem to be warmin towards him, he seems to hate everyone :wicked:

and told them i wanted to d/c my phone line as i only use my mobile. they gave me 3 months free line rental! how fookoff cool is that

Creamy C loses weight.

Didn't mean it mate... I'm sure you do get lots of FAOs and if you don't.... here is one for ya. Take it easy, dude!

You're all utter wannabe CreamyC cunts. Sorry, this should be in the serious issues forum.

Banter Is there ever any on here? Bar CreamyCs' [censored] attempts at it gone wrong

I am wrecked over...and out, do u know how many times i had to write this???? Alcohol rules!

Mr Happy becomes top English Teacher in Britain for literacy.

Wonder what their fannies smell like.

No weird heavy breathing coming from under some plants this time... I'm out having a cig and then I hear like somebody is walking around in a bit next to my house (there's gravel and a beer can, I hear the beer can get kicked or moved or stepped on, and the gravel crunching) Now I've been burgled like three times so I thought it would be some pikey, so I said 'I'll give you one minute to leave and if you are not gone I'll call the police'. Now I may have been talking to a cat, I don't know. I'm a placid kind of guy (like in physically heavy situations, mentally I'm much better at dealing with) so anything freaky or agro really gets my adrenaline going in a bad…

my neighbours cat is scared of vodka. this may go for the entire cat species, or maybe he just doesn't drink

I've had a pretty bad headache most the day... It's been slowly lifting and helped by the aid of Nurofen. However, half the fookin' afternoon was spent in bed. Until rudely awoken by my flippin neighbours who have some kind of gardening gadget that sounds like a pair of hair clippers - just a fair few hundred times louder. They've been using it for hours now, and it's taking the piss. I could quite happily wrap the cord around all their necks. Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

anyone know whats happening with the sundissential website? its been down for days now

Anyone wanting to buy a cheap but half-decent Laptop... This is priced pretty well in my mind http://h40059.www4.hp.com/offers/notebooks/index.html?logo=1

hi twat, where u been hiding?