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August 2nd LUSH! (Portrush, N.Ireland) Mauro Picotto N.I. exclusive date, 3hr set Col Hamilton Doors 9pm-2am

you go to post something on ctw, but you forget what it was u was going to post..

Just got this really lovely letter telling me that I won't get the job but it was really friendly and nice. Wish more companies would put the effort into telling u your not wanted.

i'm a tired little bunny, went shopping today for a wedding outfit (of all bloody things!) to wear to my cousin's wedding on friday, my gorgeous wife Geordie becky will be joining me for drunken antics so i'm actually well excited!! Only downer is i'm missing Incision's opening nite, but i'll be at every other one so its all gravy Nite nite everyone, speak to u 2moz!

sum help please???

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MSN needs you. Right now. It just told me to tell you to sign in. So I think you better had.

Got your cd this morning and it bangs!! love it mate. Ta. ur tune is amazin. can see why everyone is talkin about it!! nice one

You doing HQ butt?

What does every1 do for a living on here then??

http://www.tardblog.com *tards it*

women with fantastic legs but minging faces should be put down. you notice the leg first... fall in love... see the face and pretend you never laid eyes on them... but the leg is so attractive... then they catch you looking and smile pure eeeeevil lol

i cant get my new digtal camera to download the pictures, the instuctions keep going on about dragging removeable disk into hard disk, it doesnt mention anything like this on screen, its really pissing me off now, im gonna cry soon , i havent got a clue about computers, (like u hadnt already guessed) someone please HELP

i start eating cheesy puffs and then turn onto channel 5

You're straight but you're twins gay... he invites his boyfriend over & u only have 1 arse! Ahhhhh!

Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas. This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his Wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his Wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. T he man sneezes yet again. He takes his Wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it o…

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php So...how many kittens have u killed ?

Ur arse is mine @ HQ

... Twat (lol, been wanting to do that for ages)

Got your cd today matey, got it on now! On track 3 and all is good so far!!!

Well, it is my last week at work, I am being made redundant, (haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid). The challenge is to see how little work I can do. Yesterday, I think I did about 2 hours proper work, and today, in the 2 hours I have been in, I think I have done about 20 minutes. I think this is by far the best game I have invented!

wen u get this, ull be back home...but im prolly not here cos i gotta get sum work done...be back later...and with a little surprise ..if ur very good. p.s...(another one for the grapevine)

pllleeeeeassse stop wit all the long and usually boring/pointless posts, at least i do me pointless posts in short fingy's... me minds gone blank, i can't fink of the word... ummm, coz there always borin' n can't be arsed readin' em' all... i've now gone and meself, again, and have no idea what i were posting about... iamhardhouse, liquideyes and tomD are the most quilty of this longpostingitus it's criminal.. and feckin' shurrup, quit boring everyone, and play with your weiner like your meant too ! i fink i have now made me point and will now shut the [censored] up, fanku... pss…

hi peeps jus wonderin if u av ne chocollect wrappers (eg mars twix ect) if u can u pm me the codes inside the wappers. As my lil sister is collectin em 4 sum reason. lu u luv xmex mwah ps dont no y she is collectin em? wel i suppose it keeps her amused.

nothing particalarly interesting about that, apart from i've had a 'clean' weekend and not been clubbing, yet i've been buzzing my tits off for the last 3 days, particularly today. i had a wicked weekend :-)

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