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Ur arse is mine @ HQ

... Twat (lol, been wanting to do that for ages)

Got your cd today matey, got it on now! On track 3 and all is good so far!!!

Well, it is my last week at work, I am being made redundant, (haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid). The challenge is to see how little work I can do. Yesterday, I think I did about 2 hours proper work, and today, in the 2 hours I have been in, I think I have done about 20 minutes. I think this is by far the best game I have invented!

wen u get this, ull be back home...but im prolly not here cos i gotta get sum work done...be back later...and with a little surprise ..if ur very good. p.s...(another one for the grapevine)

pllleeeeeassse stop wit all the long and usually boring/pointless posts, at least i do me pointless posts in short fingy's... me minds gone blank, i can't fink of the word... ummm, coz there always borin' n can't be arsed readin' em' all... i've now gone and meself, again, and have no idea what i were posting about... iamhardhouse, liquideyes and tomD are the most quilty of this longpostingitus it's criminal.. and feckin' shurrup, quit boring everyone, and play with your weiner like your meant too ! i fink i have now made me point and will now shut the [censored] up, fanku... pss…

hi peeps jus wonderin if u av ne chocollect wrappers (eg mars twix ect) if u can u pm me the codes inside the wappers. As my lil sister is collectin em 4 sum reason. lu u luv xmex mwah ps dont no y she is collectin em? wel i suppose it keeps her amused.

nothing particalarly interesting about that, apart from i've had a 'clean' weekend and not been clubbing, yet i've been buzzing my tits off for the last 3 days, particularly today. i had a wicked weekend :-)

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sending you one x x x x

hiya folks! havnt been on here for a while (not had access to a computer) but ive missed u all! Im not even gonna try to catch up on what ive missed. so ill just say hello to everyone and anyone going to Sundi HQ on saturday...ill cu there! Its gonna be my 2nd CTW meet up and im really looking forward to it!

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hey buddy hows you mate. good to see you on saturday, really enjoyed all the arse pinching sorry we didn't come back to yours had too many people in toe and didn't wanna take the piss. wish we had of really as i got in a right state. Speak soon T

So this pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. He pays, sits there quietly drinking, then orders another. And another. And another and another. This goes on for quite a few hours, and the bartender notices that the pig never visits the men's room. Finally, the pig gets up to leave, and the bartender asks him how he could drink so much and never visit the bathroom. The pig explains, "Well, I'm the piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home!"

About a week b4 ur period ladies do u tend to eat more or less..... cos i can't seem to shovel it down fast enuf

Hey, how are ya ! Seems a while sinse I last spoke to you ! Are you dead? Hop eall is well..Have mailed you at work hun x

You've all seen the latest government warnings on the fag packs these days, well for a laugh - print out a couple of the attached like we did the other week and place them over the real signs, leave the packs laying around in bars and confuse the fook out of people you meet ! (Zipped (.zip) PDF format (.pdf) - Adobe Acrobat Reader)

Who eva finds me the theme tune for pigeon street wins my unwashed wank sock

Love u

Fantastic set last night hun, I kept trying to leave but then another amazing tune was spun. Didn't get a CD from you though . Can you send me one in the post sweetie? Will you be up for the meeting next week?

wot to do?

Okay, this is a difficult one, I am gay and post on ctw quite reguarly. I find myself in difficult situations at times with fancying men that are straight. However, I am in a certain situation thats kinda difficult, i fancy a member on this board, hes quite well know and knows nothing of it yet, he has a g/f and seems quite happy with her, what should I do, tell him? It could be quite embarrassing for him and me I guess. Hes one of the main people on here. What should I do??

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Doh! last nite i locked the keys in my car when i was round at Asa's house, it all kinda happened in slow motion, i locked my door, looked through the window at the keys still in the ignition and then in s-u-p-e-r slow motion i gazed across the car to see Jackthelad locking his door and shut it.... *imagine superslowmo'* "N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--ooooooooooooooooo J - A - C - K don't! Gutted, spent [censored] ages trying to break in to my own car before me & Loulou went on a mission back to mine for the master key and then back to my car. By that time me and Asa were to late to play at Damnation, so we missed it.

I need to download that tune, its hardhouse and has got the red hot chilli peppers tune in it. And another with Missy Elliot in it "get ur freak on" Has anyone got these cant find on kazaa anywhere. THanks.

rik old sonny jim can u bring along what i came round yours for tomorrow again if u know what i mean