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women with fantastic legs but minging faces should be put down. you notice the leg first... fall in love... see the face and pretend you never laid eyes on them... but the leg is so attractive... then they catch you looking and smile pure eeeeevil lol

i cant get my new digtal camera to download the pictures, the instuctions keep going on about dragging removeable disk into hard disk, it doesnt mention anything like this on screen, its really pissing me off now, im gonna cry soon , i havent got a clue about computers, (like u hadnt already guessed) someone please HELP

i start eating cheesy puffs and then turn onto channel 5

You're straight but you're twins gay... he invites his boyfriend over & u only have 1 arse! Ahhhhh!

Heard from a friend who heard it in Arkansas. This man and this woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his Wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his Wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. T he man sneezes yet again. He takes his Wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it o…

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php So...how many kittens have u killed ?

Ur arse is mine @ HQ

... Twat (lol, been wanting to do that for ages)

Got your cd today matey, got it on now! On track 3 and all is good so far!!!

Well, it is my last week at work, I am being made redundant, (haven't been here long enough for redundancy pay, I'm afraid). The challenge is to see how little work I can do. Yesterday, I think I did about 2 hours proper work, and today, in the 2 hours I have been in, I think I have done about 20 minutes. I think this is by far the best game I have invented!

wen u get this, ull be back home...but im prolly not here cos i gotta get sum work done...be back later...and with a little surprise ..if ur very good. p.s...(another one for the grapevine)

pllleeeeeassse stop wit all the long and usually boring/pointless posts, at least i do me pointless posts in short fingy's... me minds gone blank, i can't fink of the word... ummm, coz there always borin' n can't be arsed readin' em' all... i've now gone and meself, again, and have no idea what i were posting about... iamhardhouse, liquideyes and tomD are the most quilty of this longpostingitus it's criminal.. and feckin' shurrup, quit boring everyone, and play with your weiner like your meant too ! i fink i have now made me point and will now shut the [censored] up, fanku... pss…

hi peeps jus wonderin if u av ne chocollect wrappers (eg mars twix ect) if u can u pm me the codes inside the wappers. As my lil sister is collectin em 4 sum reason. lu u luv xmex mwah ps dont no y she is collectin em? wel i suppose it keeps her amused.

nothing particalarly interesting about that, apart from i've had a 'clean' weekend and not been clubbing, yet i've been buzzing my tits off for the last 3 days, particularly today. i had a wicked weekend :-)

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sending you one x x x x

hiya folks! havnt been on here for a while (not had access to a computer) but ive missed u all! Im not even gonna try to catch up on what ive missed. so ill just say hello to everyone and anyone going to Sundi HQ on saturday...ill cu there! Its gonna be my 2nd CTW meet up and im really looking forward to it!

A bloke sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The bloke goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight …

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hey buddy hows you mate. good to see you on saturday, really enjoyed all the arse pinching sorry we didn't come back to yours had too many people in toe and didn't wanna take the piss. wish we had of really as i got in a right state. Speak soon T

So this pig walks into the bar and orders a beer. He pays, sits there quietly drinking, then orders another. And another. And another and another. This goes on for quite a few hours, and the bartender notices that the pig never visits the men's room. Finally, the pig gets up to leave, and the bartender asks him how he could drink so much and never visit the bathroom. The pig explains, "Well, I'm the piggy that goes wee wee wee all the way home!"

About a week b4 ur period ladies do u tend to eat more or less..... cos i can't seem to shovel it down fast enuf

Hey, how are ya ! Seems a while sinse I last spoke to you ! Are you dead? Hop eall is well..Have mailed you at work hun x

You've all seen the latest government warnings on the fag packs these days, well for a laugh - print out a couple of the attached like we did the other week and place them over the real signs, leave the packs laying around in bars and confuse the fook out of people you meet ! (Zipped (.zip) PDF format (.pdf) - Adobe Acrobat Reader)

Who eva finds me the theme tune for pigeon street wins my unwashed wank sock

Love u

Fantastic set last night hun, I kept trying to leave but then another amazing tune was spun. Didn't get a CD from you though . Can you send me one in the post sweetie? Will you be up for the meeting next week?

wot to do?