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Anybody seen Tara in mixmag?...page 96

I mean goin down

A man going down on a woman says 'whats that [censored] smell?' 'Arthiritis' she says 'What in the cunt?' he asks 'No, in the shoulders...i cant wipe my arse!'

hmmm...looks under the chair... nope.cant find him

This little shite is BLATANTLY going to get annoying --->

It's time once again to review the winners of the annual "Stella Awards". The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this year's winners: 5th Place tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's so…

Hi hun ! Yeah I want to get back up to Liverpool again ASAP but probably wont bother with The State - have also heard from others that Society is where its at these days and i've only been once before but loved it. I only just realised you split from Dan ? Keep in touch, we WILL be up sooooooooooooon - all of us ... ({)

Dave and myself have had a long chat today and have decided that due to present work commitments,myself going back onto shifts and dave working the shifts he does,we are taking a break from The Toxic Twins as we both feel that we cannot put the time and effort into pushing ourselves as b2b djs. We will still honour any work that has already been offered ie Liams night. We are not saying that at some point in the future that The Toxic Twins won't continue.....

..ello?...anyone..no?...ok..(sniffs..) guess its just u and me then tod... F & F = friends and family

The new person Crill is looking for clubbin mates around London.

have you ever done something so bad that you were afraid to admit it? if yes what?

ive got your number 118118

just offerering the chance to practice in case u ever need to lick a stamp again!

For those of u that have never seen any part of her other than her clevage!

Are you really going to Ibiza ?

did you here about the rabbit that collapse in a sandwich shop? he was Mixing-his-toasties

any ideas? I'm think it's a combination of this: and this: I am very bored

Hello my darling and how is one doing?!?!?!?! U still loved up wif prince william? Vibealight was [censored] wicked, shame u missed it!!!! AND!!!!! What was with that text u sent this morning u cheeky fing!!!! just as well u got it sorted otherwise we would be so over Call me when u get in from work and we willo make arrangments!

Whats everyone up to at the weekend? Fri im at Know:Fear in Manchester Sat - Instict also in Manchester

...................................................................................................................................................................."howdy sheriff""getback to work sunny bob!"...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I can get tickets for Global Gathering - £50 each including P & P (unless you want to pay the extra £3.50 ish for special delivery or meet me on the day) Please let me know asap if you wish to purchase them through me - definates only please as i have to pay for them up front. Usual methods of paying - PM me for my account details.

Are you going to reply to the Ireland post Knobchops???

....supplier? wankers moan moan moan moan moan

whos ur ex?

Sven, is that really you ? The man that designs fish and talks total bollox about horse racing with our good friend Ric and his flat Northen cap ?

ello peeps How r u all? Wot r u all up2? Im bored!! wiv nuffin 2 do but jus 2 waste time...1 feel free 2 pm me as i wil reply ive got nuffin 2 do!!!! luv u all luv Sexy Cyber Chick mawh

You lot have made! I come out that BB forum, and look what im welcomed to.... A smack in the twat/nose for the first person to say "oooooo this a an equally [censored] post etc etc"

Funniest ones I think ive seen have gotta cheech and chong ones, crack me up. Saw a funny clubbing film last night Club de sommat or other, pissed myself! Has anyone else seen it? got the fat bloke out Lock Stock... in it

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