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listen.......do me a favour....... marry paula...have her as your mistress...i dont care....do something shes driving me mad....andy this....andy that

your favourite new smilie?? mine is.....

How is everyone on this fine evening?!! all good i hope!!

hope u are feelin better to day hun i have never had hayfever so dont know what its like but keep on smileing i`m sure it will pass soon and u will be again soon

my car back on thursday. will have too be more careful bout where i leave it in leeds now . its these rough places

Hello hun hows u i keep getting your'e texts but i dunno if you get mine bak because my phone been funny and not sending texts to people, so don't think im ignoring u hunni. Did u have a good birthday, i had a good early birthday weekend was good, even though i spent half the nite in the toilets lying across a tiolet fooked out my head rambling [censored] and flashing my boobs Speak soon x

so wots it gonna be in this mandate?how many of u gonna say yes, how many say no, why do u say either, how many odnt give a damn thank u very much, was that the kettle? NORTH/SOUTH PARLIAMENT REFORMYESNO.I cundt give a damn thanks, wheres my brew?

ekllo ello, seems like i made it back before you did, hopefully you'll be back soon and not fallen asleep on a train to portsmouth! I shall be contacti8ng the solicitors shortly to send the letter to pizza hut!

still awake not got work in the morning then what do u do im board so just makein conversation

Sorted it out did ya?

..wonder how long itll stay like that... cum on..wot lightbulb gags have u got???

feck off tigger is great!! Everyone loves tigger as he fuckin bounces a lot harder than you lot!!

maximum YAMMINGNESS

Not looked at these for a while ... Read but not replied to 6668 Unread with a "Read Receipt" request 34 Unread 756 Read and replied to 15855 Carbon Copies 1157 Sent in the last 24 hours 202 Sent in the last week 1469 Sent in the last month 5143 Total PMs in system 24470 Amazingly BeBe takes up 72% of the Private Message system! lol

I think theyre quite nice

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love …

in what situation wud u use this smilie - ?

Is much fun when this place is down.

Anybody seen Tara in mixmag?...page 96

I mean goin down

A man going down on a woman says 'whats that [censored] smell?' 'Arthiritis' she says 'What in the cunt?' he asks 'No, in the shoulders...i cant wipe my arse!'

hmmm...looks under the chair... nope.cant find him

This little shite is BLATANTLY going to get annoying --->

It's time once again to review the winners of the annual "Stella Awards". The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this year's winners: 5th Place tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's so…

Hi hun ! Yeah I want to get back up to Liverpool again ASAP but probably wont bother with The State - have also heard from others that Society is where its at these days and i've only been once before but loved it. I only just realised you split from Dan ? Keep in touch, we WILL be up sooooooooooooon - all of us ... ({)

Dave and myself have had a long chat today and have decided that due to present work commitments,myself going back onto shifts and dave working the shifts he does,we are taking a break from The Toxic Twins as we both feel that we cannot put the time and effort into pushing ourselves as b2b djs. We will still honour any work that has already been offered ie Liams night. We are not saying that at some point in the future that The Toxic Twins won't continue.....

..ello?...anyone..no?...ok..(sniffs..) guess its just u and me then tod... F & F = friends and family

The new person Crill is looking for clubbin mates around London.

have you ever done something so bad that you were afraid to admit it? if yes what?