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What with all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote the smash pop song "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started

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A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit the UK in the early hours of Thursday 29th May 2003. The Place: Romford, Essex Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fackin ell" and "whatta cant". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Essex FM News (the State radio station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms …

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A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit the UK in the early hours of Thursday 29th May 2003. The Place: Romford, Essex Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fackin ell" and "whatta cant". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costas were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Essex FM News (the State radio station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to term…

after doing my back-2-back shift at work i can now look forward to a nice relaxing few days......no more work until monday just watch, the weather will now change and itll piss it down until i go to work again usually does that

Well here they are guys...in ascending order (with my own little comments) Girls...I'm not a chauvanist...honest 1. Halle Berry (NOT BAD, shouldnt have won though ) 2. Holly Valance (FIT AS FOOK, Should have won ) 3. Britney Spears (Bit plain if looked at for too long ) 4. Rachel Stevens (Fit...nuff said ) 5. Carmen Electra (Nice face, Nice jugs ) 6. Jennifer Lopez (Fat arse, boxers nose, shouldnt be in here IMO ) 7. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Oh god..how firm? ) 8. Anna Kournikova (Bit chunky but she'd still get it ) 9. Kylie Minogue (Nice but the teeth scare me ) 10. Jolene Blalock (WHO??? ) 11. Christina Aguilera (Dirtay girl...well worth sh…

you best bring some decent funky house tunes to liquid on friday night or else! if i request a tune and you dont have it i will be looking like this! lol!!!

Two women are knitting when one turns to the other and says " i hope mines a boy cos i've only got blue wool" the other woman replies "i hope mines a spastic cos i've [censored] the arms!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a ciggy, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, Put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the …

How elly and everyone are in ibiza????

If you pick this up - need to give you a call about a few things.... Just thought I'd warn you

you still on for lunch today, i'm meeting Rick same time same place

Can ya do it on friday for No Limits @ The Fridge ED REAL gonna be there it'll be wicked, by the sound of it its gonna be a real party!! , can ya let me know asap!

The followings cds will be in the post in the next few hours....should be with you thurs/fri MAY CD:- CreamyC Scream Tara Leedslad Sexy_Cyber_Chick Modular1 Snez Groovster ReBirth - extra mixes are on their way

I work in an office with far too many woman that spend their time gossiping and bitching about each other...it does my bloody head in!!! I can't actually stand it anymore!!! Sorry, feel the need to have a little rant!

Not big, not clever, and certainly NOT funny!!! And Colin, I'd be worried if I was you, cos I got this message off Kevin last night: "The first time I have been to a hotel and the bed does NOT creak, and you are not here (. Colin better have a nice arse! xxx" Watch out!

i've emailed you and pm'ed you r.e RESURRECTION cheers mate. hope alls well see you soon

Come on...who watches this? Me personally, i reckon its piss funny!

Is david beckham off to Barcelona? Does it bother anyone here??

Feeling horney and no one around to get a release!

dribbling out my cock after 10mins.... i hate it wen this happens!

My nose is itchy, my nose is running and I can't stop sneezing. And for once the drugs just aren't working

are very own spunkmonkey at his best!

dozed off at 7, woke up at 10:30, missed the evening and feeling very out of synch with the world. fink I'll hug a tree

mines was BK playing demonik he was harder than Id ever heard him play before and the after party was good too got home from Friday at 9am on Sunday morning with a blocked nose and an empty head

look it it go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee did u c it?