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when is the election anyway ?

hmm mm?

is back on channel 5 tonight i thought the 1st series i thought was really funny but i still much prefered back to reality well might of been cos big brother winner craig was in it

Another weekend - Another Clubbed Up...and what a way to start it!!This weeks show looks a bit quieter than usual, Nice Guy Danny will be hosting the show alone (that means no tigger and no reds....yes!!!!the music will be decent then:-) but as usual it promises to be a scream!This is going to mean that Danny requires as many emails as possible to keep im occupied, so whether it be joke/abuse/shoutout or promotion send it too info@clubbedup.co.uk Cd of the week is courtesy of an up and coming dj from birmingham by the name of Ben Townsend. Ben recently won his heat at the turn dj competition with his hard as nails sound (just a…

bloody catalogue still hadnt changed my address and have dispatched the buggy to the other address jus rang them and they had to re order it to here and to send 1 back if it makes it here, she says my post code isnt registered

I like both but drinking a bottle of nice red or white 13% wine always gets me rocking before i go out, i never really used to drink it but because i have just recently started its like a whole new drink lol

woo hoo i feel so adult now lol i bought sum junk off the internet amazon.co.uk got me my favourite old pc game dungeon keeper, gold edition, and tiesto in concert cos i am still intrigued about getting this dvd, looks cool as!!

As of yesterday i have been accepted and am now on a Dj agency for any bookings @ http://www.uk-djs.net/shaney_r.htm this will be updated monthly by myself and the team @ UK-DJ.net lets hope all things go well from here on

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How the fuck did u find the time to write those luxury length emails whilst on ur treck round aussie Anyhow ur back now i see hope youve got rid of that welsh twang that cums out of ur mouth and learned to speak properly now!

Smitten Kitten (Helen) or Mark2's Mobile Number ? Danni, I would think you have it ? Can ya PM it to me if you don't mind ? Ta very muchly. Maria.

chocolate hobnobs vs jaffa cakes?

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet …

Its getting rather crowded in Heaven so the decision is made to just let people enter who had a really bad day. Saint Peter stood at the gates as usual to receive the men and women who wished to enter. “In which way did you die?â€� Saint Peter asked the first man that arrived. “Oh, it was awfulâ€�, the man replied. “I was sure my wife had an affair so I went home to catch them in the act. I searched the whole apartment but could not find him anywhere. So I went out on the balcony – we live on the 8th floor – and there I found him hanging in rails. I fetched a hammer and hit him over the fingers until he dropped but the lucky bas**rd landed i…

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from last nights club knowhere party on the beach, festival pier on the thames click here

http://www.lifelonglearning.co.uk/moneytolearn/mtl03.htm http://www.direct.gov.uk/Topics/Learning/AdultLearners/fs/en http://www.bbc.co.uk/learning/ http://www.princes-trust.org.uk/ These may help you as have info on adult learning and also the help you're entitled to. And i will not accept a negative/dismissive reply from you thankyouplease.

IT IS A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWATTA FROM MUCH CRIME YES???

DO YOU HAVE ANY OFFICES AND WORK PLACES AROUND BY YOU HOW ABOUT DOING DELIVERED SANDWICHES WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO COOKS LIKE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND THEN HAS A LUNCH MENU THAT SHELL WALK ROUND AND DELIVER - GRANTED YOUD NEED SOME CASH TO BUY STUFF TO START OFF BUT IT WLDNT BE TOO EXPANSIVE AND SHE CHARGES LIKE ABOUT £2 A SANDWICH AND THE STUFF TO MAKE EM WLDNT BE MUCH - SEND A FEW MENUS ROUND AND WLD BE IDEAL AS U CLD TAKE SHAY WITH YOU ON THE DELIVERY ROUND TO HELP JUST AN IDEA ANYWAY

But i 4got my password and username so i thought i would register. Jodie xxx

Nike iD I've just designed a gorgeous Union Jack-es-que type trainer. You cant exactly design the trainers but you pick the colours of everything including the laces. Its pretty good but a bit expensive, the ones I did would cost me £100 but you can customise them for the "bargain" price of £65

Cake or Biscuit

Firstly ... anyone want it Secondly ... How do I get rid of it ... looked on microsoft security site but nope it's called byteverify and I think java had something to do with it

Hiya chuck, hope everything is cool your way, give us a call in the week 4 a catch up and try and make it over soon

You just have to appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details...

i'm on me way son! just mailing you the tune i just been working on this morning! then i'll be there!

If any of you didnt get my emails, as i know not everyone was that priveliged, or i just didnt add you to my list, sorry if i forgot you! Here is the link to my blog! My Blog It starts at the bottom, from sydney, and works its way up the east coast and finally across to the centre then back to sydney! If you dont want to read it, then bollox to you all!

can u place first orders online as i need a car seat and found one for shay for wen we go in anyones car and its ideal first purchase 0%apr and very affordable for me so then shay will be safe as he is 2 big for his old one

im eating roast chicken super noodle and looking through hundreds of home working sites and all want a bloody fee of around 50 quid to join up and i cant afford to pay jus so i can earn cash anyone know of any decent non feeable or at least no steep fee's i can do?