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Revising yeah ?

Its even more boring than the Channel 4 one, its just an extension of the crap that is Random Bollox. Total [censored] and the occupants are boring as [censored]. We should get some exctiting people in there. People like flakey dove, beckie la la, nice1bruvva, Soph etc, characters NOT bores.

For a start... why? And why can't I post in it?

Easy fella, Did those RedHat CDs arrive?

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oi u tosser, what u doing then, ur text just said ok but yesterday u said u couldnt. ur so fickle. u cant blow ur mate jay out tho non non non

Are u getting ur welsh arse down 4 my bifday then?? for a bit of this

the exams are finished its the end of year one ITS OVER FOR ME!

I ain't been on in a while! Is there still a meet up at Alton Towers goin on? X

this could be a bad idea straight out of the box

I am absol wrecked! i wanna go clubbing!!

With all them muppets locked away?

hey hun dont be doing the talking to yourself trick now!!!!!!!!!

i paid today for a new part for my washer. was a tiny thing, n took ten minutes too fit ffs

Ive just seen a car at my uni whose reg was Tidy How cool is that?!?!?!?! If you could have any what would u have?

I've just moved to London & am looking to start playing sum gigs... I enjoy Djing HardHouse & Hard Trance, well that's what my record collection consists of but I'm willing to try anything! If u wanna copy of my CD just email your name, address & I'll put 1 in the post. Look forward to hearing from you all! Cya

but the passenger was a real horses arse...

A guy walks upto a Blonde in a bar and says “The names Bond”, “[censored] hell not James Bond!!” replies the Blonde “No Uni Bond, I’ve come to sort your crack out!!!”

Just thought I would say quick hello and morning to u I'm off to bed now, nite nite

dont say u dont get faos

I've had a bit of a and I just eaten half a packet of cream crackers loads of cheese and 200g of turkish delight. I think I'm about to explode. I'm so never eating stuff like that again, when I've got the munchies

I've had a bit of a and I just eaten half a packet of cream crackers loads of cheese and 200g of turkish delight. I think I'm about to explode. I'm so never eating stuff like that again, when I've got the munchies

I've had a bit of a and I just eaten half a packet of cream crackers loads of cheese and 200g of turkish delight. I think I'm about to explode. I'm so never eating stuff like that again, when I've got the munchies

For some reason this question has been floating round work...and I cant figure out why....but I thought I'd ask you lot anyway. Would you let another guy [censored] you for £1,000,000??? I know I wouldnt...my arse is virgin and its staying that way.

Hey there londoners! Garry here, I'm movin to the Docklands area on wednesday... I'm into HardHouse/Hard Trance... so if you're interested let us know. Cya soon!

there you go!!! lol

They are [censored], they said my account was fine, but i had to re-register, when i tried FIVE times, they still couldnt help!! Hmph some customer service, they then tried to tell me that there systems were down! so they have lost my business, and i think you should all boycott the twats!!!! Long live BTOpenworld!!!

Looks like u arent gonna be joining me and andy tomorra night? Chrissy hun if i didnt luv ya so much id hate u right now!!!!!! oh well we will have to arrange summit sumtime soon ok!!!!! means i get him all to myself anyway see ya both soon!!!!!! chrissy thurs?