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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

i dont no about anyone else but the banners are really pissing me off! one min i have a lovely banner staring me in the face telling me about some fantastic club night and the next minute i have a silly box in the same banner space telling me i have a new message and click here!!! its driving me mad! cos its slows up my pc! is there any way i can get rid of it??

The Evolution Experience is planning to do an event in Manchester this upcoming summer, though i have no date at this time. We mainly focus on Hard House and Hard Trance though another genre maybe required for Room 2. If you would be intersted in a slot, could you please PM me so that i can give you the address to send your demo CD too. A demo cd is required before bookings can proceed! http://www.evolution-experience.co.uk Cheers!

well who`s goin and who`s not and why not?

hellooooo now im back in london any one fancy a drink 1 nite after work? im free every week nite except fri. wen u all free? b nice to c u gys again its been ages

for that 'BLUE CAR' where it cuts in half, they drive past that girlie who turns up on the back seat between the two 8 year old boys.... like they'd be allowed to do that if it was two young girls and an 18 year old bloke? oh and while I'm at it bollux to marketing equal opportunies, when 95% of every advert for washing up liquid and kitchen cleanerc and washing up powder is advertised by a woman. (barage of 'COS THEY'RE BETTER AT IT'. to which the obvious reply is... ) *pwwwt* yea thats all

I was in HMV over the weekend and amongst the cd singles new releases i spied a tidytrax cd single! I was bitterly dissapointed in finding this, as all it does is commercialise hard dance and bring in all the knobheads that wanna go to places just to bring everyone down! Tidy seem to be turning into more of a moneymaking company, which i dont deny is in their interest, but surely they can do it some other way, rather than introducing hard dance to the main stream music population!!! Anyone agree?

the minimum system requirements for computer games were 'a mouse'

whats your fav cartoon and why?

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Officer Paddy stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four” “Quattro is just the name of the automobile” the Englishman retorts disbelievingley. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five people” “You can not pull that one on me, “ replies Paddy “Quattro means four, you have five people in your car and are therefore breaking the law” The Englishman replies angrily “ You Idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!” “Sorry” responds Paddy “Murphy is busy with thos…

Ok peeps, here's that CD i mentioned a while back! finally done, so who wants one? Will have 15 copies to send out on a first come first served basis by the end of next week.......if you want one PM me your address, first 15 get one. A couple of peeps have PM'd me already and they get one on top of these 15 copies, so no need for you to PM again. Digitek V "Mixomatosis" Mixed By Chewi 1 Intro 2 Commander Tom "Eye Bee M" (Tinrib Remix) [Tripoli] 3 Karim "Bust Like This" (Original Mix) [Tuff Trax] 4 Captain Tinrib & Karim "I've Got Ya" (Original Mix) [Tinrib] 5 Tony De Vit "Are You All Ready?" (Original M…

Has anyone got one that they are willing to sell or does anyone know who has one? Im willing to pay more than they were sold in the shops for! I went into the Disney shop the other day and they said they are no longer being made. I want one!! Can anyone help me find one?

If youd never met me before and all you had to go by was my avatar would you think i look exactly the same in person or different?

Does anyone else get a pop up over the banner at the top saying you have won a holiday or is it just me?!

Paul @ Serious has just announced that *finally* the air-con has been sorted in The Cross. No more showers of sweat! But Fin and I will have to find the switches again, and a new spot to occupy...

I'm bored of my avatar, Please can someone change it to something decent?

so far these peeps will be getting one: 1 - Pepsi 2 - Rascal 3 - Miss Diddy 4 - DJIanW 5 - Campalena 6 - Bungle 7 - ReBirth 8 - Mr Moo 9 - TidyTart 10 - xPaulax 11 - Mr Happy 12 - Samsun 13 - RickD :: ORIGINAL THREAD :: If you fancy picking up one of the remaining two copies PM your addy to me, i promise there aren't any galloping beats, late mixes, pants volume matching etc. cheers guys!

i had to look twice at the ss web site before as i saw they are havein a trance room on july 6th wiv matt hardwick and co wat more could i ask 4 the best club in the world playin trance as much as i love hh and sunny d (hence the car of mine)i do love trace so much i am well up 4 it wicked trance and hard house in one place woo hoo

how do i make posts sticky in the big brother forum??

Rob Tissera & JP and Jukesy This Friday heralds the return of one of Visions favorites in the form of Mr Rob Tissera! Its been a while since the big bald fella has stepped to the turntables and will be making his FullForce Debut. Coupled with the awesome stomping brothers JP & Jukesy along side this is promising to be an absolute storming event! As well as this you have Wales's most ANIMATED dj "Maxmanic" Making his return to his decks with a couple of new tearing tunes to play as well as "D.N.A" the irish hotpot, "Johan" the dutch house master and the rather bizarre and strange "Barmey boys" supplying the beats. Look out Cardiff this is gon…

Com'on 5.30, fuckin' hurry up ! Graham (screaming at his watch)

I expect alot of high numbers... and i reckon the majority of u av just lost track

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Hello hun, thanlk u very much for changing my avatar but now its changed back to the origional one

So its on for tomorrow lunch then lads

ello people i was woundering if any off you people have got any yoji tunes for sale. could you please replay if u got any for sale cause am looking for some cheer

...to read a forum that you cant post in? i for one dont...

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A man travelling on a modern place was in urgent need of using the toilet. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The man agreed and rushed into the toilet to relive himself. He noticed four buttons marked “WW, “WA”, “PP” and “ATR”. Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button, marked “WW” and immediately water sprayed his entire arse. He thought “struth, the ga…