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Rob Tissera & JP and Jukesy This Friday heralds the return of one of Visions favorites in the form of Mr Rob Tissera! Its been a while since the big bald fella has stepped to the turntables and will be making his FullForce Debut. Coupled with the awesome stomping brothers JP & Jukesy along side this is promising to be an absolute storming event! As well as this you have Wales's most ANIMATED dj "Maxmanic" Making his return to his decks with a couple of new tearing tunes to play as well as "D.N.A" the irish hotpot, "Johan" the dutch house master and the rather bizarre and strange "Barmey boys" supplying the beats. Look out Cardiff this is gon…

Com'on 5.30, fuckin' hurry up ! Graham (screaming at his watch)

I expect alot of high numbers... and i reckon the majority of u av just lost track

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Hello hun, thanlk u very much for changing my avatar but now its changed back to the origional one

So its on for tomorrow lunch then lads

ello people i was woundering if any off you people have got any yoji tunes for sale. could you please replay if u got any for sale cause am looking for some cheer

...to read a forum that you cant post in? i for one dont...

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>A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies >of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed >his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand >several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the >sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. >He opens it and out pops a genie.... >But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and >dull grey suit. "Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have >three wishes." >"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a Sen…

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Three men, one American, one Japani and Banda Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang.The Japani lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."Banda, felt deci…

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great to see ya all again... hope ya liked my set!!! elly and tommy... hope to see ya out there at some point!!

... the 'major crime incident' that closed Farringdon station last night/this morning? The press are ignoring it... despite killing a major station in central London during rush hour. Cover up?

Kev see you at lunch mate, i got a funky cd for ya too Rick see you too, i got both hard cd's for you (new and old)

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Due to having the worst week ever communication wise, (mobile [censored] up, comp [censored] up, freeserve [censored] up my account) i am now back online courtesy of BTopenworld, i hope you all missed me obviously you will, but creamy will deny it and say he missed me like a hole in the head or something along those lines! Hope your all wel!!!

Ive been thinkin about gettin me pubic hair chopped off for aaaaages now, but i just dont know if i should. I like my pubic hair alot but im stuck with wank Pubic hair when im not cyberd up and i have to wear my special pubic beanie but its summer now and its gonna be fuckin hot wearin me beanie everyday. Will shorter pubic hair suit? how do you reckon it would suit me? should i? shouldnt i? heeeelp!!

You're not feeling well? I've been really ill today with a poorly tummy haven't eaten anything but i'm starting to feel hungry now. My favourite thing to eat when i feel like this is soft boiled egg with soldiers to dunk in the runny egg. (made by my mummy of course)

still awake well morning

why do the words live and live mean diffent things but are speltthe same? e.g i live in a house i went to a live show

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.…

Wat if we don't want to spout random bollox? Where do we post? I want to have a normal conversation for once. But to be honest I've forgotten how

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Let's fill the Active Topics page with posts you can't reply to *yawn*

I've decided to take on the role of decision maker cos I want to meet Tidy tart as she seems like a really cool person and I don't think I've met her properly yet. So... YOU BOTH R COMING TO VIBEALITE ON SAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! so see i then

sheeprfurry i think every1 should pm 'happy birthday' to em in the hope to get em back on ctw just cuz they have such a funny name

People may wonder why I love being a dummy sucker but the answer is simple in CTW yrs I'm only one which makes me legitimately allowed to suck on dummies where is the dummy sucker symbol gone?