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>A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies >of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed >his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand >several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the >sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. >He opens it and out pops a genie.... >But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a Senior Manager ID badge and >dull grey suit. "Well" says the genie. "You know how it works. You have >three wishes." >"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a Sen…

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Three men, one American, one Japani and Banda Singh were sitting naked in the sauna.Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang.The Japani lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."Banda, felt deci…

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great to see ya all again... hope ya liked my set!!! elly and tommy... hope to see ya out there at some point!!

... the 'major crime incident' that closed Farringdon station last night/this morning? The press are ignoring it... despite killing a major station in central London during rush hour. Cover up?

Kev see you at lunch mate, i got a funky cd for ya too Rick see you too, i got both hard cd's for you (new and old)

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Due to having the worst week ever communication wise, (mobile [censored] up, comp [censored] up, freeserve [censored] up my account) i am now back online courtesy of BTopenworld, i hope you all missed me obviously you will, but creamy will deny it and say he missed me like a hole in the head or something along those lines! Hope your all wel!!!

Ive been thinkin about gettin me pubic hair chopped off for aaaaages now, but i just dont know if i should. I like my pubic hair alot but im stuck with wank Pubic hair when im not cyberd up and i have to wear my special pubic beanie but its summer now and its gonna be fuckin hot wearin me beanie everyday. Will shorter pubic hair suit? how do you reckon it would suit me? should i? shouldnt i? heeeelp!!

You're not feeling well? I've been really ill today with a poorly tummy haven't eaten anything but i'm starting to feel hungry now. My favourite thing to eat when i feel like this is soft boiled egg with soldiers to dunk in the runny egg. (made by my mummy of course)

still awake well morning

why do the words live and live mean diffent things but are speltthe same? e.g i live in a house i went to a live show

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.…

Wat if we don't want to spout random bollox? Where do we post? I want to have a normal conversation for once. But to be honest I've forgotten how

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Let's fill the Active Topics page with posts you can't reply to *yawn*

I've decided to take on the role of decision maker cos I want to meet Tidy tart as she seems like a really cool person and I don't think I've met her properly yet. So... YOU BOTH R COMING TO VIBEALITE ON SAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! so see i then

sheeprfurry i think every1 should pm 'happy birthday' to em in the hope to get em back on ctw just cuz they have such a funny name

People may wonder why I love being a dummy sucker but the answer is simple in CTW yrs I'm only one which makes me legitimately allowed to suck on dummies where is the dummy sucker symbol gone?

i seam to have taken a likeing to eating toothpaste out of the tube!!!!

jana's cd.. whats track8 called?

the fao's r dead 2day

Will some one PLEASE start talking about a different topic. You are all putting stuff in the " info wanted on rachel auburn & ian m" But all i can see is "info wanted on rachel" Its really annoying!!!!!! PLEASE.

Although many of you probably already know this, because people always already know my interesting facts I will go ahead and tell you all what I heard and successfully tested today: Your foot is the same size in length as the distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist. Amazing how we are put together eh??? Please tell me some of your fact because I find it all so [censored] cool. Till next time kids, C

All I want is a pair of light-weight hiking boots. Found them in the US - Nikes and very nice they are too. Cost? $85 (about £50). Cost to send them over? $50 Are they avaliable in the UK? No. Bastards!

Hey dudette, hows the weather?

Yes big thank you, Lamb actually wasn't on the menu in the end!!!!!! So I decided to go with a nicer meal instead, Venison with a rosemary and redcurrant gravy enriched with dark chocolate. Sounds horrible eh?? It was [censored] GORGEOUS!!!

ROTFPMSL mean? I'm guessing the last bit is 'pissing myself laughing', but apart from that...

Wot a pain to have missed ya by minutes!!! Your apartment looked nice lol!!!! Hope your flight back was ok & will catch up wiv ya in Sept I guess! bye till then xxxx

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