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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.…

Wat if we don't want to spout random bollox? Where do we post? I want to have a normal conversation for once. But to be honest I've forgotten how

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Let's fill the Active Topics page with posts you can't reply to *yawn*

I've decided to take on the role of decision maker cos I want to meet Tidy tart as she seems like a really cool person and I don't think I've met her properly yet. So... YOU BOTH R COMING TO VIBEALITE ON SAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! so see i then

sheeprfurry i think every1 should pm 'happy birthday' to em in the hope to get em back on ctw just cuz they have such a funny name

People may wonder why I love being a dummy sucker but the answer is simple in CTW yrs I'm only one which makes me legitimately allowed to suck on dummies where is the dummy sucker symbol gone?

i seam to have taken a likeing to eating toothpaste out of the tube!!!!

jana's cd.. whats track8 called?

the fao's r dead 2day

Will some one PLEASE start talking about a different topic. You are all putting stuff in the " info wanted on rachel auburn & ian m" But all i can see is "info wanted on rachel" Its really annoying!!!!!! PLEASE.

Although many of you probably already know this, because people always already know my interesting facts I will go ahead and tell you all what I heard and successfully tested today: Your foot is the same size in length as the distance between the inside of your elbow and your wrist. Amazing how we are put together eh??? Please tell me some of your fact because I find it all so [censored] cool. Till next time kids, C

All I want is a pair of light-weight hiking boots. Found them in the US - Nikes and very nice they are too. Cost? $85 (about £50). Cost to send them over? $50 Are they avaliable in the UK? No. Bastards!

Hey dudette, hows the weather?

Yes big thank you, Lamb actually wasn't on the menu in the end!!!!!! So I decided to go with a nicer meal instead, Venison with a rosemary and redcurrant gravy enriched with dark chocolate. Sounds horrible eh?? It was [censored] GORGEOUS!!!

ROTFPMSL mean? I'm guessing the last bit is 'pissing myself laughing', but apart from that...

Wot a pain to have missed ya by minutes!!! Your apartment looked nice lol!!!! Hope your flight back was ok & will catch up wiv ya in Sept I guess! bye till then xxxx

Neuroticfish - need Breakdown Deine Laiken - Generators (club mix) Covenant - Call the Ships to Port Figurehead (plain mix) Go Film (hard Mix) Bullet (Club Mix) No Man's Land Wolfsheim - Kuntsliche Welten Dioxyde - Panzerfaust Suicide Commando - Hellraizer (VNV Mix) XPQ-21 - White and Alive (club mix) GodModule - Transcend Interference PAL - Glenobis Seabound - Coward 2K2 Avalost (chorus mix) hooked (radical mix) Echo Image - Skulk (extended Kit mix) Icon Of Coil - Regret Former Self…

Whereabouts are your kidneys? I know where they are sorta but are they just above your pelvic bone in ya back or higher up than that?

If anyone's interested.... My University Degree show starts next week where i'll be exhibiting my work from my Model Design Course. It runs from Monday the 9th of June thru till tuesday the 17th of June (except sunday) and it's open from 10am till 4:30pm. On Tuesday the 10th it's open late till 8pm and i'll be there supervising. It's at the University of Hertfordshire, Hatfield, Herts. So come and see me and my work!

Or little Hitlers as the fuckers should be called. People that work for the underground are either small fat lesbians, old perverted grey haired baldy men, student types that wouldn't know how to deal with customer service if it come up and smacked then in the arse or general train spotter types who aint got a [censored] clue. The lesbians are worse, [censored] little hitlers, no help whatsoever, these random checks they do with your tickets, who the [censored] do they think they are? Some poor wanker lost his travelcard the other day but no they didn't even give him a chance did they, pricks, they have brains the size of peas and are only working there because the…

get your arse off ctw and do some work!!!

Global Gathering. You are going, right?

Going to have me Sunday lunch in an hour at my local, can't decide what to have, any help??

I seem to be able to post again .. keep your fingers crossed! Have missed this busy board ... XX

Ok, 2morrow I'm getting my hair cut, loadsa' layers put in and I'm getting it dyed dark brown!But I need some help.......I can't decide whether to have streaks put it in and if so, what colour? What colour?Blue streaksRed streaksPink streaksNone, it'll look silly! help me please!

So you're back are you?? How was it?? Tell me ALL!!! (looked like fun! )

Just got in my mums jeep to go down the garage and felt a draft on my side of the car - thought it was the windows, then thought my door wasnt shut. There is a MASSIVE gap at the top of the door and a foot print on the outside of the door and a dent where the door closes, where they tried to cro-bar it open - some [censored] pikeys tried to break into my mums jeep. its an easy 2 minute job the way they have left it. It immensley pisses me off that THIEVING PIKEY CUNTS think they have permission to try and take sumthing that doesnt belong to them. I hope they get cought by sumone else and gets a severly good [censored] kicking. Hopefully they will come back ton…

When I first start to post something, all the smiley are dancing and giggling and doing whatever. When I paste the first one into my post, they all stop. And then I can't work out what they do. I know they're all different and stuff but actually, some are a bit similar and I forget which one waves, which one wiggles its bum etc. Is there a way to keep them alive?

If so come down and have a drink with us at Toast!!!!