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hello - u've not clocked up much in the posting stakes (and i'm by no meens saying quantety is a good thing - i meen just look @ cremyc), but what u have posted has been a good read just thought i would say 'hi' and well done 4 being 1 of the few i can remember (altho maybe i should save that memory praise until we actually meet) is that avatar really u - we had some, erm, 'descusion' over sum1 elses avatar who it turned out was just a pic from a magazine scanned in. i'm by no meens saying that an avatar has to be an acurate portrail of urself (or even a picture of a person ) but ur avatar look very profesionally taken and i was just curious why that was …

Check out this link, it's pretty funny! You'll need the volume up on full first, so don't go looking at it while you're meant to be working or something! Enjoy!!! http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

Is going to be a top night!!! so who is going??

I know that happy hardcore is, like, not cool anymore or whatever, but I still [censored] love it!! Been listening to the Bonkers 1 tape the Hixxy mix. I think possibly the most [censored] quality arrangement of happy hardcore that has been made. Soooo many amazing tunes, good scratching, random inserts of muppet characters. Just ace: Ure views???

reckon iv got it rattled down to 3 candidates: Claire DC (self-proclaimed ctw smut queen) Maria (clearly a welsh ho!) and the new girl taking the smut world by storm, the artist formerly known as chell sat on a cock

Ive been thinkin about gettin me hair chopped off for aaaaages now, but i just dont know if i should. I like my cyber hair alot but im stuck with wank hair when im not cyberd up and i have to wear my special beanie but its summer now and its gonna be fuckin hot wearin me beanie everyday. Will shorter hair suit? how do you reckon it would suit me? should i? shouldnt i? heeeelp!!

5 glastonbury tickets for sale. £200 each! They need to be sold before 10:30pm tomorrow night because there complimentary tickets and they need names of people or somthin. If anyone is interested. PM me and ill give you a contact phone number.

Just recieved this e-mail! I heard the rumours a couple of days ago and hoped that if it was true something would be sorted - but obviously not! whats more gutting is that I was due to play my first set at The Void at the next event!! bah! >>OFFICIAL NORTH STATEMENT RE THE VOID Unfortunately our planned event on June 27th has had to be cancelled due to the closure of the Void for the 2nd time in as many years. There is absolutely nothing we can do to put on this event there are no suitable venues in the Midlands at such short notice this also means that all future planned events at the Void are also cancelled Aug 22nd & dec 27th were planned dates.…

How do u change ur tits? I want to be the muff of all muffs

Its not good for snorting and most definately doesn't make you high! as I most stupidly found out!

is rather good in particular: http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Maria is a DJ.

hahahaha how drunk were we last nite??? an it woz a bargain taxi only cost £4.50! but seriously, woz there ne need 4 that treck down 2 jens house???? oh yeah and guess wot... WE'RE GOING 2 A RAVE!!!!!!!

how was the hotel huni?????????????????

i cum into college, being a good girl..i dont have to be here...and i sit down at the comp, i put in the headphones, i put in the cd, i find win media player...AND LO AND BEHOLD....IT DOESNT RECOGNISE THAT THERES A FUKING CD IN IT... early menopause, it must be, im getting hot flushes, emotional and grey hair as we speak.... and i have to make the annoying choice of going for a beer, or going to get summat for my teacher.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this is of no interest to anyone but it is necessary7..otherwise ill scream right in the middle of the [censored] library!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, PENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII…

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache t…

Do i look like pheobe out of friends?????

Well helloooooooooooooo!! Finally strolled into a cyber cafe to say ello, its bloody boiling here and we´ve having an incredible time, off to Judgement sunday tonite to see Jules and Eddie, its gonna rock!!! Can´t wait til september when your all here, its going to be unmissable!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooops, my mistake, there are none on this sodding site.

Thankyou.

Bashing of the bishop material methinks Chicken Choker!

I'm brickin my knickers I've already bin sick 2wice this mornin- i'm so nervous ne1 got ne tips on how to calm down?

I saw him off at the airport this afternoon, it was all very strange. He's off to Australia (Perth at first) with his aussie g/f for the next few years.... well a bloody long time! It's not hit me yet at all.... he's my best mate and I've lived with him for the last 5 years. Will be bizarre not having him about. Don't know when I'll see him again, not for a good year. I'm made up for him, he's going to do something he really wants to, and he's with someone he truly loves, but I'm going to miss him like hell. Crap.

been listening to his stuff recently, listening to it now infact, pure talent

It looks to me that it is very much an attention seeking thing, and he is trying to get a reaction out of everyone. And yes, it is amusing, but at the same time, if everyone ignored him, he'd soon be sick of it and piss off. Have you noticed how regularly he has been on the site recently? He obviously enjoys a 'cussing' match, and by slagging him back, surely we're only providing him with more ammunition for his little game. Well that's my tupence worth anyway!

Just a warning to say, if you wear trainers in Oxford you will not get in anywhere! You should be able to get away with black trainers no problem, but NO white trainers, beware!

the BBC drama "Spooks" starring Paul Van Dyk I can't have been the first to notice...?