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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet …

Its getting rather crowded in Heaven so the decision is made to just let people enter who had a really bad day. Saint Peter stood at the gates as usual to receive the men and women who wished to enter. “In which way did you die?â€� Saint Peter asked the first man that arrived. “Oh, it was awfulâ€�, the man replied. “I was sure my wife had an affair so I went home to catch them in the act. I searched the whole apartment but could not find him anywhere. So I went out on the balcony – we live on the 8th floor – and there I found him hanging in rails. I fetched a hammer and hit him over the fingers until he dropped but the lucky bas**rd landed i…

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IT IS A GOOD PLACE TO GET AWATTA FROM MUCH CRIME YES???

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DO YOU HAVE ANY OFFICES AND WORK PLACES AROUND BY YOU HOW ABOUT DOING DELIVERED SANDWICHES WE HAVE A WOMAN WHO COOKS LIKE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES AND THEN HAS A LUNCH MENU THAT SHELL WALK ROUND AND DELIVER - GRANTED YOUD NEED SOME CASH TO BUY STUFF TO START OFF BUT IT WLDNT BE TOO EXPANSIVE AND SHE CHARGES LIKE ABOUT £2 A SANDWICH AND THE STUFF TO MAKE EM WLDNT BE MUCH - SEND A FEW MENUS ROUND AND WLD BE IDEAL AS U CLD TAKE SHAY WITH YOU ON THE DELIVERY ROUND TO HELP JUST AN IDEA ANYWAY

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Nike iD I've just designed a gorgeous Union Jack-es-que type trainer. You cant exactly design the trainers but you pick the colours of everything including the laces. Its pretty good but a bit expensive, the ones I did would cost me £100 but you can customise them for the "bargain" price of £65

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Firstly ... anyone want it Secondly ... How do I get rid of it ... looked on microsoft security site but nope it's called byteverify and I think java had something to do with it

Hiya chuck, hope everything is cool your way, give us a call in the week 4 a catch up and try and make it over soon

You just have to appreciate the subtlety of this ad, done by a Brazilian ad agency, for a lubricating gel (K-Y equivalent) targeting the French market. They were trying to come up with an ad that is not offensive or tasteless. The picture looks completely innocent until you notice the details...

i'm on me way son! just mailing you the tune i just been working on this morning! then i'll be there!

If any of you didnt get my emails, as i know not everyone was that priveliged, or i just didnt add you to my list, sorry if i forgot you! Here is the link to my blog! My Blog It starts at the bottom, from sydney, and works its way up the east coast and finally across to the centre then back to sydney! If you dont want to read it, then bollox to you all!

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im eating roast chicken super noodle and looking through hundreds of home working sites and all want a bloody fee of around 50 quid to join up and i cant afford to pay jus so i can earn cash anyone know of any decent non feeable or at least no steep fee's i can do?

I like all sorts from Kate Bush to UB40 Its good to have a change from Bosh Bosh every now & again

WELCOME HOME DUDE

ladies and gents, im feeling pretty fresh, whos about then???

Sat here in sydney airport, taking full advantage of free internet and none of you fuckers are online to chat to! Although i dont have MSN we could have traded insults on the board! Wake up you bunch of lazy buggers!

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not been on in ages so whats been happening?

go on it'll keep you busy! Clicky and yes it is possible! i did it!

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For a blinking moan Just spent the last 3 hours putting together a butchers table and can't get the last 6 screws in coz my hand hurts so much Not sure the other 300 are in properly grrrrrrrr feel free with the sympathy

THIS WEEKEND AS I REALLY NEED TO MAKE PLANS SEEING AS IM A DAY BEHIND AND ONLY HAVE SUNDAY PLANS ATM MIGHT JUST FCUK IT N HAVE A CHEESEY NIGHT IN CANNOCK FRIDAY SO ANY ONE GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR SATURDAY

> > > > > It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after > > 35 years of carrying > > >the > > > > > post through all kinds of weather to the same > > > > > neighbourhood. > > > > > > > > > > When he arrived at the first house on his > > route, he was greeted by the > > > > > whole family there, who all hugged and > > congratulated him and sent him > > >on > > > > > his way with a gift cheque for £500. > > > > > > > > > > At the second house they presented him fine > > …

who never got OBSESSION mix well here is the link for you to download it................ Shaney_R - OBSESSION (feb 2005)