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Maria is a DJ.

hahahaha how drunk were we last nite??? an it woz a bargain taxi only cost £4.50! but seriously, woz there ne need 4 that treck down 2 jens house???? oh yeah and guess wot... WE'RE GOING 2 A RAVE!!!!!!!

how was the hotel huni?????????????????

i cum into college, being a good girl..i dont have to be here...and i sit down at the comp, i put in the headphones, i put in the cd, i find win media player...AND LO AND BEHOLD....IT DOESNT RECOGNISE THAT THERES A FUKING CD IN IT... early menopause, it must be, im getting hot flushes, emotional and grey hair as we speak.... and i have to make the annoying choice of going for a beer, or going to get summat for my teacher.... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this is of no interest to anyone but it is necessary7..otherwise ill scream right in the middle of the [censored] library!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, PENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIII…

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache t…

Do i look like pheobe out of friends?????

Well helloooooooooooooo!! Finally strolled into a cyber cafe to say ello, its bloody boiling here and we´ve having an incredible time, off to Judgement sunday tonite to see Jules and Eddie, its gonna rock!!! Can´t wait til september when your all here, its going to be unmissable!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooops, my mistake, there are none on this sodding site.

Thankyou.

Bashing of the bishop material methinks Chicken Choker!

I'm brickin my knickers I've already bin sick 2wice this mornin- i'm so nervous ne1 got ne tips on how to calm down?

I saw him off at the airport this afternoon, it was all very strange. He's off to Australia (Perth at first) with his aussie g/f for the next few years.... well a bloody long time! It's not hit me yet at all.... he's my best mate and I've lived with him for the last 5 years. Will be bizarre not having him about. Don't know when I'll see him again, not for a good year. I'm made up for him, he's going to do something he really wants to, and he's with someone he truly loves, but I'm going to miss him like hell. Crap.

been listening to his stuff recently, listening to it now infact, pure talent

It looks to me that it is very much an attention seeking thing, and he is trying to get a reaction out of everyone. And yes, it is amusing, but at the same time, if everyone ignored him, he'd soon be sick of it and piss off. Have you noticed how regularly he has been on the site recently? He obviously enjoys a 'cussing' match, and by slagging him back, surely we're only providing him with more ammunition for his little game. Well that's my tupence worth anyway!

Just a warning to say, if you wear trainers in Oxford you will not get in anywhere! You should be able to get away with black trainers no problem, but NO white trainers, beware!

the BBC drama "Spooks" starring Paul Van Dyk I can't have been the first to notice...?

One of my DJ's had the great idea the other week of trying to break the record for the worlds longest live radio show. He's basically got to stay awake for 108 hours straight, and introduce all the tracks and press all the buttons himself. http://www.subu.org.uk/nerve/radio.asp He is (at time of writing) just passing the 50hrs mark. Check out the website, and be sure to vote for whether or not he's going to do it. We're also raising money for CLIC (Cancer & Leukemia in Children) at the same time, so feel free to donate money. Cheers Wub X

where in essex u from matey??????

just lookin at ya pic then i remmember seeing u at sshq last sat....u had the fluffy mask didnt ya....i think my friend asked if u had n e sherbet. i was wearing black and yellow chaps...i think i stood out a bit

Check this out Porn Star Guru game. Get yourself a username and battle it out to be pornstar guru. Well worth a look.

I av masterbated on an esculator on the border of italy- it was huge

Do any of you play them? Crash Down is the best. Who is up for a competition on reaching the highest level?

I've started adding some of you to my list. Hope you dont mind. I've had Clubbing_Si on my list for ages but I dont remember adding him. Very wierd.

I didnt realise some of you had been to Frisky @ Legends. Where was I? Probably fooking working. Any plans of returning? If so, let me know. Last friday was blinding...it was an all-nighter for Frisky's 4th birthday.

Hello you massive dry fanny How are ya petal? WHEN AM I GUNA SEE YOU AGAIN HUUUUUUUUH?

UBB21-ML-229768-ML- moved to tunes & reviews

Good Morning Everyone Have you had a good weekend? Mine was boring!!!