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ur quite a nice person

I'm leaving the site forever. It's been nice reading you. Bye

Thank you Rick for letting us all invade your place on friday night. It was a good night, makes a change to be able to talk to people before they get into too much of a state. (well apart from Tara that is) Hope the place wasn't in too much of a state when we left. And that your neighbour did get to sleep Thank You.

slap my ass...

HOW DRUNK WERE WE LAST NIGHT? £4.50 taxi journey back to Peterborough from Essex........... BARGAIN! We're goin to a TEA PARTY!!!!!!!

sounds like a load of bollox to me....

When u heading out to Ibiza?

CreamyC will be killed off very soon! Nominations for another name and no abuse either, I know the [censored] I got last time! Words like W*nker, Pr*ck, FuckFace, Knobhead, Cheeseball, Twat, Loser, Bernard, Norman, James are not allowed! I would go for Awes*meKev but another well known member of this forum who shall remains nameless but his name begins with a J has taken full rights of the word Awes*me so badly in fact that every time I say the word I have to either bleep it out or put an asterix in! Nice comments only please....... You fools!!!!! [ 22 May 2002, 17:31: Message edited by: CreamyC ]

"Pipe up bitch, its just gud tea"

abit daft really, the heat was on high so i just chucked the whole bag in which it broke the pan with the oil went everywhere and fire started to raise higher, i managed to take control of the fire, nothing has been burned thankfully i am safe and well, phew......

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God". She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get the nun to have sex with you!" "Yeah," says the hippie. "Yeah," say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as …

always hated, never missed but always remembered.. rip :

try cooking while been drunk i was starving last nite and i decided 2 cook myself some eggs and i manages 2 burn the side of my mouth it didn't hurt last boy did i feel it this morning lol *i'll get my coat*

I cannot comment on this but wot about u?

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" Or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then, unfortunately, the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in …

hello hows u???

slept all nite

DON'T CLICK HERE

Hillarious!

my car window was smashed last nite, n stereo and about 30 cd`s gone . all my best cd`s too,

just bought one in work cos maria mentioned em b4 and made me think havent had one in years but have they got smaller or are my hands now bigger?

"get ur tits out get ur tits out for the ladS!"

I am currenty wearing a pink bra and knickers accompanied with a sanatory towel. A zippy sonneti: skirt a quiksilver jumpa and a pink quiksilver bobble hat And i look a dick

....... c'mon Leroy ram it in my ass!!

bus stop, 7.30am, today, edinburgh, just off princes street, chucking it down with rain. guy walks past, checked shirt, trousers and shoes. eyes like massive satellite dishes, fluorescent glow-stick stains on his shirt and massive dirty marks on his trousers. we ask him how it went, etc, predictably comes back with "ehhh Ferry Corsten, pure amazin, like, eh", then we ask how the sundissential arena was, ask him if he seen glazby. "aye man first time i seen him, the music, it's just... like.... evil, man. just pure evil, ken? just like something out of hell, like. canny describe it... it was just like soo hard as [censored]." another satisfied customer?

Miss u babe!

i keep hearing that random sound clip...of like a horn or brass thing going off.. i remeber sumone else getting the same thing, and creamy saying theyd won a teddy...tht he was pisin around..hmm any clues, help..exorcists??..WHERE THE FUK IS CREMAY WENI NEED HIM!!??

or as it's now known, Veet is [censored]. I used it on my feet 2 days ago and already I have stubble. Next time it's waxing for me!