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just bought one in work cos maria mentioned em b4 and made me think havent had one in years but have they got smaller or are my hands now bigger?

"get ur tits out get ur tits out for the ladS!"

I am currenty wearing a pink bra and knickers accompanied with a sanatory towel. A zippy sonneti: skirt a quiksilver jumpa and a pink quiksilver bobble hat And i look a dick

....... c'mon Leroy ram it in my ass!!

bus stop, 7.30am, today, edinburgh, just off princes street, chucking it down with rain. guy walks past, checked shirt, trousers and shoes. eyes like massive satellite dishes, fluorescent glow-stick stains on his shirt and massive dirty marks on his trousers. we ask him how it went, etc, predictably comes back with "ehhh Ferry Corsten, pure amazin, like, eh", then we ask how the sundissential arena was, ask him if he seen glazby. "aye man first time i seen him, the music, it's just... like.... evil, man. just pure evil, ken? just like something out of hell, like. canny describe it... it was just like soo hard as [censored]." another satisfied customer?

Miss u babe!

i keep hearing that random sound clip...of like a horn or brass thing going off.. i remeber sumone else getting the same thing, and creamy saying theyd won a teddy...tht he was pisin around..hmm any clues, help..exorcists??..WHERE THE FUK IS CREMAY WENI NEED HIM!!??

or as it's now known, Veet is [censored]. I used it on my feet 2 days ago and already I have stubble. Next time it's waxing for me!

A company in the states has offered me a 50,000$ vinyl press investment for one of my choons, i cant let to much out at this moment in time. This is the second time they have offered it to me, i turned it down the first time, due to my depression etc, which i still have, but it looks like this is a way forward. This is also the reason why none of you have recieved any demo cd's off me and why my flash music player is no longer on my site, due to all this legal rights bullshite. Thou once all this legal stuff is sorted, i can continue to post cd's. Both myself and my vocalist (Catherine Peterson) are very excited bout this, and i shall keep you informed…

Totally addicted to at the minute?? i'm addicted 2 jaffacakes i cant get enough of them what bout u lot??

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Tara says: dyah know what i did?! Tara says: coz i don't?!!?! Tara says: arghhhh Happy Laurece says: o dear Happy Laurece says: erm - well i remember u, tasha and chris all gettin in she shower together Happy Laurece says: and u were all gone 4 a good hour Tara says: what!???????????? Tara says: really?!!?!? Tara says: at my house?! Happy Laurece says: yeah Tara says: [censored] hell Tara says: i don't remember that! Tara says: none of it Happy Laurece says: took ages to clear up the mess Happy Laurece says: u 3 left behie Tara says: the mess?! Happy Laurece …

Whilst on one of my searchs for sarcasm on t'internet, I found this, which really amused me. Pope John Paul II described sarcasm as a modern form of martyrdom, suggesting a sarcastic person delights in "isolating the righteous with mockery and irony". The rest is found here. http://www.cathnews.com/news/302/116.php Strange but apparently true.

I'm gettin to the stage where i can plat mine- matted poo an extra Who wants to rim me

Carl Nicholoson, whats all that about! Its on the banner for incision!!

Its been well worth the long hours writing reports and revising for exams. Three years after starting I can finally put all I learnt about marketing cos I start my new job tonite. . . At a pub

Cheezy clubbing - hahah what a JOKE! All fun tho! Altho I must say, I am now up to date with todays charts *toca me's it*

back to bed

wayne's world and wayne's world 2 dvd had the same barcode sticker on them because someone was being stupid/generous. which meant i got them both in the buy one, get one free offer, at a total cost of £12.99 (because the till thought i was buying two copies of the same thing). compared to £25 for the box set of the two, that's nae bad bar gain it's a crap story i know but it's the most interesting thing that's happened to me so far today, bar having some bran flakes.

really bad thunder storm here hate it

albeit regrettably. It's ironic how the one place i can actually get a job is the one place i really didn't want a job. Ah well, sod it, i'm employed and thats all that matters

Star Wars on TV, sponsored by a mobile phone with a ringtone by paul van dyk then sex. of course.

Considerin i av an exam 2moro and i shud be revising etc as i know [censored] all about my case studies, i just can't do it. I'm feelin really happy and i just wanna dance

Happy 21st Birthday Mr_Happy Drink lots of alcohol But we don't want to see any of this behaviour rachel x.

FAO: Chell oops.....wrong way round...

heh, had a few too many...sort of a pre-party to my B-day. Had to stop before midnite tho as I don't drink on Sundays..so at least I'll also have less of an headache 2moz Ohhh, and thnx to CTW for the big black text congratulating me

A year 3 class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. The first little boy called upon, walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "Darned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Dad nearly had a heart attack, Mum fainted, and the man next door hung himself.

Sorry i cut ya off my fone battery went dead u sounded like u were avin a gud time neway I love ur cunted fone calls Love and snogs Xxx