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or is she havin a crafty scratch

go from this to this after a few pints?

theres me looking forward to goin out tonight only to have all my friends bail on me at the last minute, and i jsut went down to the hole in the wall un all!!!

..the bar man says "sorry we don't serve food". *closes the door behind her in Tony P styleeeeee*

U hurt my feelings

Sorry i've not said hi to you all in your little *hi i'm a newbie* forum - there is a reason for this. well, actually there are two. 1. i'm a lazy bastard. 2. i'm seeing if i can get up to 2000 posts in there before temptation gets the better of me and i have to look. (only another 900 or so to go). I hope you all understand that it's *nothing personal* against any of you

morning everyone, wot a lovely day . looks like im stopping in tonight too

just a thought that came to mind when looking at this pic...does any1 actaully ever use a johnny when havin it up the bum ????

I dont drink!!!!

sorry im pretty bored just tryin to pass the time b4 work! if ya recognise any of us either pm me or add to this thread!

someone shoot these [censored] pricks.

it's just a loada bollocks!!!

Okay in differnt part of uk peopel have differnt slang for words like in london Buff-Cute etc can we have some slang and translation for my undertsanding

I've been thinking of opening a small vocalist agency, as i work with a very talented vocalist called Catherine Peterson and i also have another 7 vocalists working for me on my side projects. The agency would supply vocal samples of my vocalists and distrubute the cd's to producers etc was wondering if it was a good idea or am i just wasting my time?

Carefull ! you may get to 150 posts soon And cos I'm too lazy to reply to your email i will do it here ! Yes i got her a new cd player

how is every1? soz not bin on 4 a while, but bin extremely busy @ work wiv new contracts, so have bin tied up in a big way. but i'm bac now, an shud b bac on here quite frequently again

for turning down a night out, a friday night out, to stay in and revise? what have i turned into?

I don't read ne

I have not been on here much recently, some of u may not have notticed or cared I had got engulfed in the world of work!! never again!!!! so im back, and eggs to u all!

my mate is pretty sad today.. his brother was involved in an accident at PE and he threw a discus and it hit the back of his mate...resulting in a coma etc..today his mate died, and my mate may be leaving now...or well find a flat sooner than we tht.. it was in the papers...but its extremely sad...so im pretty sad today...can sumone cheer me up...everything seems really bad ... the only thing i have to cheer me up is the video im gonna watch in a bit...but still..

Can anyone give me an idea about how to actually access my emails??? Everytime I sign in and try it just gives me the option of upgrading my account for 19.99!! So I click on the top activate Hotmail account, which then prompts a password entry, I enter my password and it gives me the a#same bloody screen as before. I am ready to kick the [censored] out of my computer Anyway, advice would be well received!! Cheers, Chris

I already have sum diarylea slices

finished watching hary potter play with his wil..um.. wand?

Last Saturday, 31st May, I went to a night/day at the attic in manchester it ran from 1pm till 8pm. Afterwards me and my mate went into the thirsty scholar for a drink with Andy, and there were loads of people in there. A lad called Morgan told me and my mate dan to come to preston for a houseparty, which was wicked. Cant remember who everyone was but one guy was called Morgan, a girl was called Chrissy, and the whole night was cool. Just wanted to say thanx and drop me a line if you guys come bak to Manchester soon. All the best, Chris

ouch!

Next weekend is looking super sweet! Playing at! WED: BASE closing Party (some VERY special big name guests) FRI: Energy @ WArehouse (leeds) with Glazby and friends SAT: Summer Sensation@LEiUNI(Everyone in the world playing!!!) SUN: INSONIACZ!!!!! anyone fancy coming to see an old man playing at these events??

im looking for a porno piccy of either: a threesome...two men one woman...white girl prefable (dont ask its just that way) or(this is ideal): a piccy of a gal..(good looking, dont send in pics of ur mam/aunty u found in th attic!) of a gall frigin herlsef ...so we can see her pussy clearly, and her body and face too..dont matter bout the legs ... im trying to show female submission and various other things..but also themes and continutation of perspective of female sexuality at different stages and extremes..(hard for me to explain on here..cos imnot sure either ...) anybody..CUM ON LADS..I EXPECT U TO HAVE SUMMAT GOOD!!

Im in work - and im lucky there are very few team managers in today. Im referring to THAT pic.

Guys I still can't work out some of your jargon. Some stuff is obvious, like OMG, WTF, BTW. But others.... What is IMAO, and IMFAO for example (did I get it right). Also, does LOL always mean lots of love or can it mean something else too? If not, then some people put it in funny places Please bring me up to scratch on this virtual-linguo! Am so behind.....will never make a 'proper' forum chick