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Best chicken joke ever ! On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was …

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its boiling up here in manchester....and im feelig the summer tune vibe cuming out.. (i do like that Crazy in love with beyonce and jay z i have to say) but as summer aint here (im my opinion) till its my birthday! he hee..wots ur tune of the day, im expecting sum banging ones, not just ur trance and that, so lets see how it goes eh.. cum on...sing together now! "MAMAAAAAAA, I JUST KILLED A MAAAANNNN!" lol imlistening to one of my dads own songs...cant tell ya tho..top secret, but the bass line got me funking!

OMG.... the laffs we had!

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I have left this message once b4 and some1 I think has deleted it because it is no where to be seen....... own up. lol It really has gone . Can anyone find it. the last messgae said. GRAVY

or is she havin a crafty scratch

go from this to this after a few pints?

theres me looking forward to goin out tonight only to have all my friends bail on me at the last minute, and i jsut went down to the hole in the wall un all!!!

..the bar man says "sorry we don't serve food". *closes the door behind her in Tony P styleeeeee*

U hurt my feelings

Sorry i've not said hi to you all in your little *hi i'm a newbie* forum - there is a reason for this. well, actually there are two. 1. i'm a lazy bastard. 2. i'm seeing if i can get up to 2000 posts in there before temptation gets the better of me and i have to look. (only another 900 or so to go). I hope you all understand that it's *nothing personal* against any of you

morning everyone, wot a lovely day . looks like im stopping in tonight too

just a thought that came to mind when looking at this pic...does any1 actaully ever use a johnny when havin it up the bum ????

I dont drink!!!!

sorry im pretty bored just tryin to pass the time b4 work! if ya recognise any of us either pm me or add to this thread!

someone shoot these [censored] pricks.

it's just a loada bollocks!!!

Okay in differnt part of uk peopel have differnt slang for words like in london Buff-Cute etc can we have some slang and translation for my undertsanding

I've been thinking of opening a small vocalist agency, as i work with a very talented vocalist called Catherine Peterson and i also have another 7 vocalists working for me on my side projects. The agency would supply vocal samples of my vocalists and distrubute the cd's to producers etc was wondering if it was a good idea or am i just wasting my time?

Carefull ! you may get to 150 posts soon And cos I'm too lazy to reply to your email i will do it here ! Yes i got her a new cd player

how is every1? soz not bin on 4 a while, but bin extremely busy @ work wiv new contracts, so have bin tied up in a big way. but i'm bac now, an shud b bac on here quite frequently again

for turning down a night out, a friday night out, to stay in and revise? what have i turned into?

I don't read ne

I have not been on here much recently, some of u may not have notticed or cared I had got engulfed in the world of work!! never again!!!! so im back, and eggs to u all!

my mate is pretty sad today.. his brother was involved in an accident at PE and he threw a discus and it hit the back of his mate...resulting in a coma etc..today his mate died, and my mate may be leaving now...or well find a flat sooner than we tht.. it was in the papers...but its extremely sad...so im pretty sad today...can sumone cheer me up...everything seems really bad ... the only thing i have to cheer me up is the video im gonna watch in a bit...but still..

Can anyone give me an idea about how to actually access my emails??? Everytime I sign in and try it just gives me the option of upgrading my account for 19.99!! So I click on the top activate Hotmail account, which then prompts a password entry, I enter my password and it gives me the a#same bloody screen as before. I am ready to kick the [censored] out of my computer Anyway, advice would be well received!! Cheers, Chris