General Discussion

..fell asleep by the pool and is apparently, BURNT. Use sun screen kids.

Ok so wot are ur dirty sex in a club experiences..... i'm hoping miss dc may av a story or 2 to tell?

Heres one of Me in a really stupid hat!

I've moved over from another dance forum, cos it was starting to get stale. I've found many to be very cliquey. I know a lot of the ppl on the other one, and only a few from here. I haven't posted that much so far, as I don't know you lot, and don't want to piss ppl off. Should I be careful of anyone or is everyone fairly laid back?

I vote for this one of Liam's - QUALITY ...

oi you.........

Don't let the person Manymanuk@hotmail.com add u to MSN its a virus!!

thanku to scream for doing it!!! ur a STAR!!! xx

Been looking at some peoples pics on this sad little website and jesus I haven't laughed so much since FredTheBaddie told me he had a bird. The site surely has to be re-named SadPeople.net or DesperadosLookingForAShag.come? Terrible, I mean its bad enough having bad pics taken when you least expect them but to have bad pics taken when its a blatant pose is the most laughable thing I've seen .... well like I said, since FredTheBaddie got a bird. And whats more disgraceful is that some of you feel the need to advertise it here on this site, surely its embarrassing enough having your pics on a site let alone advertising the fact. I actually had to debate whether …

http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Members&image=Dsc00121.jpg&img=16&tt= "You come here often"

girl stick anythin up your arse? I've had a finger, but know someone who's had a rampant rabbit up there, although he doesnt know i know!! lmao

girl stick anythin up your arse? I've had a finger, but know someone who's had a rampant rabbit up there, although he doesnt know i know!! lmao

girl stick anythin up your arse? I've had a finger, but know someone who's had a rampant rabbit up there, although he doesnt know i know!! lmao

http://www.clubtheworld.uk/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Festivals/Tidy_Weekender_2/James_Photos&image=DSC00033.JPG&img=&tt= "You see mate, this is where I stick my ***** when getting in a club but if I breathe too hard they shoot out my arse"

Can we stop the childish behaviour that has been going on for the last few days. At first it was funny, but now it is just tiresome, and if it continues, will hurt the site more than it has done already. If you have issues with anyone, you have two choices. Talk to them privately, or ignore them. It's that simple. I can understand exceptions (for example the money issue), but they should be that - exceptions only. Everything else has degenerated into schoolyard taunts, with the odd threat of ABH/GBH thrown in. Not cool. If half of what has been said went on around me in a club, I would not want to be there with you people. I hope this will not happen. I li…

Whos up for this then, its gonna be wicked!!

If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug >of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost >instantly removed. > >Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone >else to hold them while you chop away. > >Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at >people as they walk up the aisle. > >Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following >morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble >full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall. > …

Hows tricks then trouble? owt new?

Who has carried out the fantasy of 3 in a bed & what happened?

See attached Mine says Brain Surgeon.

Global Underground album launch at Turnmills... Top night. 3 hours kip. Feel like poo. Need sympathy....

You are all on the free industry list for Gifted!

Whats new then guys? it seems like an eternity since I've been on here, hows everyone doin?

what a night......loving the field of dreams tune at the end like who went???

does anyone else use this word??

I've put this on here before, but i found it again this morning and it made me laugh, enjoy...! The Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the dump hits the water and the dump is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of airtime the dump has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the sh*tter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend th…

I'm still trying to figure it out...I've been on there for ages and I just cant understand whats so good about it. Someone please explain.