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If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug >of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost >instantly removed. > >Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone >else to hold them while you chop away. > >Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at >people as they walk up the aisle. > >Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following >morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble >full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall. > …

Hows tricks then trouble? owt new?

Who has carried out the fantasy of 3 in a bed & what happened?

See attached Mine says Brain Surgeon.

Global Underground album launch at Turnmills... Top night. 3 hours kip. Feel like poo. Need sympathy....

You are all on the free industry list for Gifted!

Whats new then guys? it seems like an eternity since I've been on here, hows everyone doin?

what a night......loving the field of dreams tune at the end like who went???

does anyone else use this word??

I've put this on here before, but i found it again this morning and it made me laugh, enjoy...! The Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the dump hits the water and the dump is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of airtime the dump has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the sh*tter. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend th…

I'm still trying to figure it out...I've been on there for ages and I just cant understand whats so good about it. Someone please explain.

Do you live with Becky?!

coz Sains-burys is burnin down! How would you feel if your place of work was burning down? x

1. 3s up 2. 4s up 3. shag a girl 4. shag a guy with a decent sized cock 5. find

posting this when i clearly should be preparing for my exam??? wish me luck!! ciao for now xxx

Hey Gareth !! I am doing a tandem sky dive on June 22nd to raise mony for Meningitis which is also tied into taking part in the guinness book of records attempt for 250 tandems in one day !!! Come onnnn !!! Iam scared of heights but who cares !!! I think everyone from CTW should get involved in this one !! click here for more info on the organisers and to get hold of the phone number you will need .

Has anyone got this?

oi u, u didnt text me back earlier in reply to my question so come on do tell!!

*Phil raa says: I'm just going to nod and load up my smut website *Happy: why can i beat match every time but when i record a mix? says: o yeah *Happy: why can i beat match every time but when i record a mix? says: what sites this? *Phil raa says: i *Phil raa says: could *Phil raa says: tell u *Phil raa says: but *Phil raa says: then i'd have to kill...myself *Happy: why can i beat match every time but when i record a mix? says: ooo *Happy: why can i beat match every time but when i record a mix? says: tell me tell me *Phil raa says: lmao

DJ DAVID LIVE ON INFUSION FM IN A BIT http://www.infusionfm.co.uk

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Is there any angels out there? Can anyone help i need a couple more sound systems for my beach party on july 5th at Hayling Island.I will love ya forever!

Just wanted to say a BIG HELLO Hope to see u all around soon By the way whens the next North?

c i changed it- son't want to upset ppl

Picture time again ! Lets go on holiday ! I've got the tent

u cudnt do me a favour cud ya?? change a piccy to BPG or wot have u??and make it smaller??..oh i cud do that bit i think... mm, ud have a sex slave for life babes.. (or just a ver happy fello cow)

Finally after god knows how long lookin for a job with not even an interview, i've finally got one, it's only at a sports shop but if i get it it'll mean i finally have some money coming in and hopefully be able to go out a little bit more

Anyone up for glasshouse 7th June going to be a good one i will be there

Right, my appologies if this is meant to be in promote yourself forum. I started to set this site up a fairly long time ago but as i found out half way through sortin it out it was gonna be too much work for me on my own, so i scrapped the idea. However i have now decided to start it up again but with (hopefully) the help of a few others. The site is a hard dance site aiming to give people info on the latest news, reviews of vinyl, albums, events etc, A productions/ mixing section with dj'ing and production tips and reviews of products etc, interview sections for both pro and up & coming producers & dj's with links to mixes and tunes online. The site wil…

Does anyone know any firms that are good for bike insurance. Just got a few quotes on-line and they are eye-wateringly scary. Who do you use Mr Neon, as you are the only person on here who I know has a bike ?