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it's a race, where u have to run to a large bell, then back again.

i'll get me coat

these posts must stop now

ur all wankers u keep deleting my posts!!

i'll let u know how it went in a few hours

SHOW ME THE RED HEAD! (that truely has made my fuckin' DAY)

i have managed to take a few pics of the cat that invades my bedroom. (3 small jpgs). can someone lend me a couple 100k webspace so i can show them to everyone?

Morning peeps! Well, the manc pissup was quite 'eventful' shall we say! After a wicked start to the night me, stevieboy and jackthlad (a.k.a pimp ) returned to ste's car bout half12 to find it had gone! Further research descovered it had been taken back the car compound so off we trecked to the police station and then finally to the car compound. £125 to get the car back! we returned to manc and met up with the gorgeous Becky Moo, Ed and a few others before jumping in a taxi. Which we got thrown out of due to the word '[censored]' being used to help direct him. cunt. Finally made it back to claires who to be fair actually lives nearer to france…

not long til christmas eh?

was putting up piccy of myself for change.....fuking thing dont accept windows BMP!!! RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT i dont usually like my piccies, but this is a good un, and liza is starting to grain.....grrrrrrrr

Ay up peeps, how are ur all doing. just thought i woud expres my feeling of adiction to these bords now. Got whot most people concider to be an important exam to decide the future of my life is tomoro so i should be working like mad, but all i can bring myself to doing is posting here. So plese people tell me and shair ur missfortune here and lets make ourselves feel better. Ps (To clair dc) if you even mention that ur going to ibeza today I will personally come after u!

am looking for 1 for ez dj plus 1.2 if anyone can help me thanks

wen u go ritz tonite...u know anyone called keith berry? well, he a regular...fit as [censored]...shaved head, big brown eyes, nice big build, lip pericing..u know the type give him a kick in the balls for me wud ya! ta! another thing wud u be up for a party?

Now that the Gathering has come and gone as quickly as Mezas hair grows (and believe me that is quick) it is time to look forward to the next event in the Gurn calendar. It has been planned for ages, the DJ's are booked and it is at last time to "avit" at Nocturnals where we can all see 4 of our best DJ's showing off their talents once again! Hard House Bonnie & Clyde Sinner Lee Mills (aka DJ Millsy) James Taylor (aka Cyberchu) Funky/House Rolley Adam Turner.com (aka Figure of Funk) Kram da Funk (aka Kramoose) The venue is Club Soho in Leicester. It is just outside the city centre and dead easy to get to and there is loads of parking. For …

As my sis got married on Sat! It was one of the best days of my life... all the family and friends there and perfect weather.... we looked well smart.... and another tidy one too.... (I'm going for a whole month if I can!) Just so you know... here's what we looked like: L-R Me, my mum, Mark (new brother in law), Emma (my sis), Dad, Kate (my bro's g/f) and my twin bro Dave... What a day...

strap on strap off!!!

U must have packed by now?!

Have you ever doubted your sexuality? I don't mean become a raging homo or lez over night but ever sat back and thought to yourself, should I be having thoughts like that am I gay or possibly bisexual ?

its tart on pickles comp!!!! gonna hopefully b setting off bout 7 ish ill ring u wen i get credit

It's hot here in holland

Looked at the banner advertisement for that bank thing at the top of the page and iv just noticed after a lil while it says "Thank you very much" on it haha - maybe its a conspiracy!!

sum like it au naturelle...sum like it bald i myself dont mind as long as its trimmed....recently bin having fun tho with the immac...he hee so cum on girls, wot special shape is ur muff posing today, and lads...wot u prefer

firts fag in aaaagggeess..mm, golden virginia bin going gym, so ive cut short on smoking dope and backy, and deserts...eh! its working a treat!

1 Snickers 1 Chicken Tikka sandwich from Prét 1 Ornage Just juice 1 bag of Smokey Bacon Golden Wonder crisp. That is all

Celebrating Together A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

Confession An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess." "It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors." "You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" "Should I tell her the war is over?"

Hey peeps! Long time no speak to all that know me, I’ve been a bit of a recluse that past few months, my PC @ home is shagged, cant afford a new one, shouldn’t be on here at work but thought I’d drop in to see who was still here, whats new with you all? D