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Looked at the banner advertisement for that bank thing at the top of the page and iv just noticed after a lil while it says "Thank you very much" on it haha - maybe its a conspiracy!!

sum like it au naturelle...sum like it bald i myself dont mind as long as its trimmed....recently bin having fun tho with the immac...he hee so cum on girls, wot special shape is ur muff posing today, and lads...wot u prefer

firts fag in aaaagggeess..mm, golden virginia bin going gym, so ive cut short on smoking dope and backy, and deserts...eh! its working a treat!

1 Snickers 1 Chicken Tikka sandwich from Prét 1 Ornage Just juice 1 bag of Smokey Bacon Golden Wonder crisp. That is all

Celebrating Together A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

Confession An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession. "Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess." "It's worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors." "You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way. You are forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question." "And what is that?" "Should I tell her the war is over?"

Hey peeps! Long time no speak to all that know me, I’ve been a bit of a recluse that past few months, my PC @ home is shagged, cant afford a new one, shouldn’t be on here at work but thought I’d drop in to see who was still here, whats new with you all? D

Wow! first time in here, don't kknow why i've never drifted in here before, guess its due to my natural girfted funniness that i've never need to! Ermm, here's a joke, expect u've heard it before tho.... A blonde woman walks into a train station and see's a man jumping on and off the railway line yelling: "ten, ten, ten" whilst he does it. The blonde looks at him and is really confused, as he just keeps jumping on and off the track, back and forth "ten, ten, ten" After a while she can't resist, 'this looks well fun' she thinks to herself so she stands behind him and starts to do the same, not really sure whats going on, but its well fun!! …

Did anyone get any pics, if so who did and what of?

Heres what i can remember, more will come back to me. Matt - Ashtrax - Digital reason, Guide me god, LoLo - Melody, Pulser - Cloudwalking (beatpushers mix), shitloads of new stuff. John - Narcotic Thrust - Safe from Harm (a trancier mix), Beauty never fades, Ashtrax - Digital Reason (ogenki clinic mix), final tune... BT - FLAMING JUNE (PvD mix) One more..... THRILLSEEKERS - SYNTHAESESIA

my folks are away to the maldives for 2 weeks while im stuck here in the uk with the other half, really want to go on holiday!!!

I've met Fergie , Tony Hadley , and have got a signed foto of Andi Peters! hehehe!

gave u lots of free drugs? I probebly would

http://msgplus.patchou.com Its got sound affect and other stuff. Its worth a laugh

wot wud happen if u were on a dream date with ur ideal guy?

Getting stopped in the street and asked 4 fags or a toke on me spliff, or getting pestered to buy 15 yr old Kappa clad, gold covered, pikey slappers 2 bottles of white lightning from the offy... I fooking hate you *rant over* DISCUSS!

Its gonna be a loooooong day If theres anyone local that wants to come and sit next to me in the office and repeatedly tell me its gonna be alrite i would appriciate it

much on the same lines as Chell's, really. spotlight glasses/special k bag, probly

this is mainly for my personal reference, should i meet any of you in the future, so as i have a weapon to retaliate with if you piss me off too much.

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! I've been here fuckin ages u cunts! *posting from Claires living room*

Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle…

Whats going on (mate)????

get to fuckin bed ya bastards!

As much as i'm gonna hate to leave u all *AHEMyeahrightAHEM*, i do need to get my beauty sleep (i need this more than u can think) so i'm off to sleep. And if all goes to plan won't be back till later next week

Have a fookin fantastic time in beefa!!! wot times ur flight???! ru workin out there? Hopin to come out at the beginning of september, for a lowly 1 week.

nice 2 meet u @ last, last nite. woz indeed a top nite. jus wished i cud've stayed @ claires longer, but i'd have ended up in siberia if i'd have bin left 2 my own devices 2 get home. catch ya soon m8y, an take care.

a [censored] legend of a film just see it

Or anyone who wants to give me their number, please PM me with ur numbers as i cant get into my phone its truly [censored]