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Wow! first time in here, don't kknow why i've never drifted in here before, guess its due to my natural girfted funniness that i've never need to! Ermm, here's a joke, expect u've heard it before tho.... A blonde woman walks into a train station and see's a man jumping on and off the railway line yelling: "ten, ten, ten" whilst he does it. The blonde looks at him and is really confused, as he just keeps jumping on and off the track, back and forth "ten, ten, ten" After a while she can't resist, 'this looks well fun' she thinks to herself so she stands behind him and starts to do the same, not really sure whats going on, but its well fun!! …

Did anyone get any pics, if so who did and what of?

Heres what i can remember, more will come back to me. Matt - Ashtrax - Digital reason, Guide me god, LoLo - Melody, Pulser - Cloudwalking (beatpushers mix), shitloads of new stuff. John - Narcotic Thrust - Safe from Harm (a trancier mix), Beauty never fades, Ashtrax - Digital Reason (ogenki clinic mix), final tune... BT - FLAMING JUNE (PvD mix) One more..... THRILLSEEKERS - SYNTHAESESIA

my folks are away to the maldives for 2 weeks while im stuck here in the uk with the other half, really want to go on holiday!!!

I've met Fergie , Tony Hadley , and have got a signed foto of Andi Peters! hehehe!

gave u lots of free drugs? I probebly would

http://msgplus.patchou.com Its got sound affect and other stuff. Its worth a laugh

wot wud happen if u were on a dream date with ur ideal guy?

Getting stopped in the street and asked 4 fags or a toke on me spliff, or getting pestered to buy 15 yr old Kappa clad, gold covered, pikey slappers 2 bottles of white lightning from the offy... I fooking hate you *rant over* DISCUSS!

Its gonna be a loooooong day If theres anyone local that wants to come and sit next to me in the office and repeatedly tell me its gonna be alrite i would appriciate it

much on the same lines as Chell's, really. spotlight glasses/special k bag, probly

this is mainly for my personal reference, should i meet any of you in the future, so as i have a weapon to retaliate with if you piss me off too much.

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! I've been here fuckin ages u cunts! *posting from Claires living room*

Blonde Jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle…

Whats going on (mate)????

get to fuckin bed ya bastards!

As much as i'm gonna hate to leave u all *AHEMyeahrightAHEM*, i do need to get my beauty sleep (i need this more than u can think) so i'm off to sleep. And if all goes to plan won't be back till later next week

Have a fookin fantastic time in beefa!!! wot times ur flight???! ru workin out there? Hopin to come out at the beginning of september, for a lowly 1 week.

nice 2 meet u @ last, last nite. woz indeed a top nite. jus wished i cud've stayed @ claires longer, but i'd have ended up in siberia if i'd have bin left 2 my own devices 2 get home. catch ya soon m8y, an take care.

a [censored] legend of a film just see it

Or anyone who wants to give me their number, please PM me with ur numbers as i cant get into my phone its truly [censored]

...so good!

http://www.carlbaldwin.co.uk/glendance/

how do you get a load of pikachus on the tube?? ya pokemon haha

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?" He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to [censored] yourself when…

Would yu ever kick me outa bed for farting, babe? I mean, woulda ya, BABE??

my dad has had his nipple pierced and my mum is gettin a matching one done

can anyone tell me what the problem is????? iv got bt bradband but since about 6 o' clock pages are taking forever to open and most dont open at all can anyone help please???? many thanks david

Cheers for a good night ladies haha my first ever proper clubbin night um... bunnykins... how the fook could you sleep through cosmic gate? the fookin place was shaking But ya it was really nice meeting you both, The Fridge invited evolution back to do another event, so no doubt i'll be up your way again soon