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...so good!

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how do you get a load of pikachus on the tube?? ya pokemon haha

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?" He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to [censored] yourself when…

Would yu ever kick me outa bed for farting, babe? I mean, woulda ya, BABE??

my dad has had his nipple pierced and my mum is gettin a matching one done

can anyone tell me what the problem is????? iv got bt bradband but since about 6 o' clock pages are taking forever to open and most dont open at all can anyone help please???? many thanks david

Cheers for a good night ladies haha my first ever proper clubbin night um... bunnykins... how the fook could you sleep through cosmic gate? the fookin place was shaking But ya it was really nice meeting you both, The Fridge invited evolution back to do another event, so no doubt i'll be up your way again soon

work have barred me from sending and recieving text messages.... BASTARDS!!! this has pissed me right off and i dint realise until last night....

I suppose it wud depend on who it was and how violent the fart was? and wot about wet fanny farts during sex- does ne1 else feel that they are just hilarious and completely ruin the mood

*As boring as going to bed early! (but interesting for mum!)* Dodgy or what?! (it's with reference to the ingredients, but still!)

I would REALLY liek to go there. It looks [censored] AMAZING. Its on the top of my list for *places to go*. Anyone watch "Wish You Were Here" this evening?

Might as well tell them what we think ay? Click here then click on the 'Contact Us' at the bottom left of the screen (I cant do a direct link cuz they have several pages under the same address) Then at the bottom right theres a box for posting ur views I'm guessing the dance music bit is the best place to send ur rantings

could be a sex toy or item.. what would you be & why??? I would have to be a condom, wrapped around huge penis.. yum yum!!!

wuv woo

Right anyone with a mic can you record yourself saying "Schtop this site is not ready yet" in the style of the grolsch(sp?) adverts guy? any takers

Just to let ya know that the remixes on Chris's cd's are really good.. didnt like twisted, the first tow times round, but your remix is ace, ad my feet tapping away!!!!!!!!!! SEND ME COPIES!!!!!!! PLZ!!!

[censored] 1037 posts in 2 weeks or so!! is this a record? can sumone find out? u need to get out more!!

Mmmmmmmmm how amazin can this be

Get on msn now! We've got the CTW after party crew here, all bolloxed and ready to chat, hehehe!!!!

i know that the word halucinate is used when u c sumthin that dont exist, but whats the word when u hear sumthin thats not there? ie like a aural halusination?

and the length of skirts they wear posted in this forum just so everyone knows exactly what I'm on about, not that I'm just admiring the sport or something.

So what is everyone having for their dinner today????

Good morning everyone!!! How is everyone feeling today?????????

o.k, here's another, just as cack! Duck walks into a shop and asks the man: 'have u got any bread?' the man shakes his head: 'naw m8, we don't sell bread' so the duck asks again: 'got any bread' The man looks at him and replies: 'i just [censored] said we don't sell bread!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' Duck: 'Got any bread?' Man: 'NO!' So this goes on for [censored…

well are ya?

i have no fuckin idea whatsoever but i think it starts hard goes a bit fun then a bit mad, hard again all loved up and ends doing a somersault probly

man its late, not club late, but sit infront of your computer late. i came back from my set @ toast hours ago, watched t.v and been posting, emailing and chatting on phone ever since to keep me awake before i go addiction in a bit. now i'm nipping outside for a fag and then me & my mate are gonna make burgers then go out. i feel tired. but i'll sleep, as they say, when i die. see ya! p.s - love u all! x

barrel #1: ur avatar is mush more wank worthy barrel #2: this emoticon reminds me of u 4 sum reason

Can you please let me know when all you guys are back from Ibiza please?? As Tony & myself are trying to organise a CTW 'v' a promotion in london!! So if you could let us know when your all due back & what you all think on this?? The event will be held on a Saturday night, so your support will be appreciated.. THANX!!!