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Sorry for calling you Becky & sitting astride you on claires floor!

You will all be pleased to know she is safe & sound at my house! She thanks everyone for a lovely time at Sundiss and at HForce

i feel soo sick but ive got loads left and i cant stop eatin i fink im guna b sick help me .............

Weird

James (help, I can only see MSN Messenger!) Whats that all about? (msn keeps throwin mssgs back hence the FAO)

Take the quiz This is what i got!!! Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

..to you all. *Yawn* xxx

currently loving noising people up anyway, here's a lovely picture

Dont u think?? Who is here?

thats 2wice now i've burnt my index finger!! once a couple of wkds back to test to see if the car siggy lighter was working and once 2day to see if the stove was on i really should stop using the 'touch and see' method 4 checking if hot things r turned on

Hello all you lot, well weve been to glasshouse and had a fab time, and now were having an afterparty just to make you all jeoulous! HEHE! Well if you had come out you would have been invited, and ur not special enough if u werent invited LOL! So have a good day lol! Richard and the glasshouse afterparty crew!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i am considering getting one of those blue neon flurry tubes u see in chip shops just for the amusement of it and cos u'd be able to hear 'zzzzt' every few secs. what ya think?

and it feels weird Thank [censored] im out tonight

Can I change the layout so I can see who posted last on a topic???????? really annoys me not seeing who posted last

so c'mon...lets ave it who has done the whole web cam thing, cunts, cocks, tits, jugs, pecks, mugs, ass, beaver. cleavers...teasers and pleasers...DISH THE DIRT IM SOO BORED id like to know just how dirty the smut can be... and is it wrong, desperate, or simply a way to pass the time!!!

THE STORY OF RINDERCELLA (DYSLEXIC CINDERELLA) This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard, frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. The Sugly isters were right bugly asterds. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks. They were forrible huckers. They had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball,but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenely there was a bucking fuge hang and her Gairy Fodmother appeared w…

i once collapsed after my morning fag, nictoine rush! please tell me im not the only one... i eat yorkie bars too ...it was bloody scary tho...just woke up on the kitchen floor

www.bangbus.com A couple of guys drive round America with a video camera and pick up random girls and offer to pay them for sex. After the dirty deed is done they just leave them at the side of the road. Admittedly its hard to believe that there are so many easy women in the states but if they're stupid enough to get fooked by a strange guy in a van then they desreve everything they get.

Ur all cool as [censored]!!

DJ Elemental : "I was trying to sleep with Creamy"

Mine are my pink hat and tutu

www.hotornot.com Just post a picture up here and see what the world thinks. Heres me looking very battered... http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=N8KQASA&key=FGQ And heres my real picture... http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NRAZNYA&key=VHY Currently peaking at a 9.3 Go on..have a laugh.

Today is Toast @ the Attic in Manchester, its an afternoon club 1 - 8p.m, i'm on last at 7 - 8p.m so if u fancy a wiggle please drop by. After that......relax, have a nap and then go over to Addiction @ Presha! Starts 4a.m - 9a.m wiht Paul Maddox, Steely, Dave Stewart and guests! [ALSO] Come shopping with me in chester, as we explre the world of cheat sunglasses and missing shorts!

Whos got wot?

i was in a room...and sum bloke came in and seemed like he was robbing a wallet..and so i stopped him..(god knows how, cos im tiny and he was huge!) and he was bragging bout being the owner of the wallet, and being sum famous geezer...anyways, i got the wallet off him, looked at the cards, and it turned out id robbed LL COOL J!!!!!! WAAAAAAAT??????????? im not even a fan...(except maybe his body) so i ended up returning his wallet back to him, and being rather bashful...hmm?... the weirdest bit: he was also finishing his medical year at my college as well?....LL as a doctor? Dr LL and Dre ON CALL??..possible career move , new lp : Dr LL stitching u up westside?

i hope u've got rid of that photo of Alan Titchmarsh that woz in ur purse? but woz quality wen it woz revealed @ the bar in Moon under water, and ur face went scarlet

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Whos doing the deed of glasshouse this weekend, looks a good line up! www.glasshouseuk.com See you all there. List of whos going copy and paste Campalena

i thot i uploade a new avator