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Whats the difference between Jacko and acne? Acne doesnt come across a boys face til hes about 13.

Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Snappy Answer #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped …

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The CD Embers - 1st track - what is it called...I NEED TO KNOW!! Thank you master!

while out last nite in manc on the "piss up" dear old barbara went missing. she woz last seen in teasers on peter st dancin on the bar wiv the bar girls. if ne1 sees barbara......can they let SarahPVC or ClaireDC kno asap. thanx

can anyone explain why during hot weather travel agencys get no business and why i have to sit here for another 5 hours and get hot , sticky and get me fat bum stuck to the chair ???? why is it we have to work for a living , the world shud just pay us to go out get drunk and have copious amounts of illegal substances and sex !! its gorgeous out there and all i wanna be doing is sat in the garden having a sunbathe !!! im gonna have a coffee and sit and have a ciggie i think

I was pissed last night... And so have just gone through and checked that I didn't post anything baaaad! Anyone else do the same?

sealions have flooded england LOL and concorse flies its last flite to france

hi matey hope ur ok after the experence wiv the pussy r u off 2 ss hq 2morrow and is it mad 1 on at urs after or u gonna b sees u 2morrow xx(",)xx

everyone thats not in claires....why the [censored] not? manchester meet up: top stuff thank you and good night!

http://www.telemedicine.org/clubbing.jpg http://www.coalitionforpf.org/images/clubbing.jpg yuk

im new here..so go easy wen u decide to rip me for the following question..(curiosity and delirium are my middle names) : have u (men) ever tasted ur own cum? this excludes: kissing a gilr after she sucked u off. - spitting it back and forth - drinking waterd down milk! hmm, i wonder who will be honest and man enuff to say they have...

HI ALL THAT ARE GOING TO GLOBAL GATHERING FROM LEEDS IF U NEED A COACH IM TRYING TO SORT 1 OUT IF U WANNA COME ON OUR COACH EITHER EMAIL ME leedzlad22@msn.com OR LEAVE MESSAGE ON THIS THREAD THANKS DAVID

My mum has gotten on my pc whilst im in work coz her modem is faulty and she has managed to get on my msn Im in work - so PLEASE ignore her if she decides to have a funny moment and talk to everyone on my contact list. Cheers.

if all ur 'searching' or 'more sources' downloads on kazaa were just 'completed'?

Im hungry & dont know what to eat?????????? any ideas??? shall I do sum chips or have a sarnie????

never kid a kidder never underestimate anyone

it must hurt to be u

having a wicked time with u lot at claires and out in manchester.... the party has not finished yet ........ lol has anyone seen barabara....... (is that spelt ok) lol that is sarah's doll.

weve decided too go too ss brum now, so we will have too organise gh another w/end. if ya change ur mind n want too cum, just let me know

no andy pickles at ss brum tmoz

and im not real sure i can stop in. TIDY BOYS

I have a really swollen foot & it looks well strange!!!!!

vodka, any questions?

ur in snow kingdom..or sum life threatening cold place, or just generally thirtsy and this is ur chioce on tap...ur enemies yellow snow, or ur girlfriends "that time of the month" fluids?... if ur wondering why on earth im asking this bizarre question, i came up with it a long time ago wen i was pissed....and i got a good response everytime i remebered to ask.... so as Chell always asks bizarre quesions...i tht id have a pop at my own

important - NOT DJs, because i'm sure loads of people off here have met shitloads of DJs, and that would be predictable. i've met Sir Jimmy Saville Richard Whiteley Lionel Blair

From helen at sundissential. she said theres a problem with the online system thing and she took my card details. so much 4 the freeness of the tickets! lol

along the same lines as the other famous people post, but are u actually related to anyone famous, I'm related to a composer who dies a looong time ago called Delius (sp.) thats about it

I'm goin to Spain for just over a tenner at the end of august! quality i say!