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If you go on the geeral message board there is a comp on there, basically its just a bit of fun to get the most random picture. I'll choose the winner tomoz website is www.bangingtunes.com

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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any desse…

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Three men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeps stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone have a microchip in my hand." Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a …

on the msg board, slightly st0ned up (hardly at all really)...accidentally bashed the mouse button and accidentally set the light blue CTW background image as my windows wallpaper....lol mad. no, trippy... *gives up* and it was there for 10 seconds b4 i realised i'd done it...

What would you do if you could change body with the oppsite sex for a day?

potato (sliced new potatoes) lettuce and salad cream sandwich Yum Yum. Anyone else fancy one while i'm making them?

Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure....... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story bu…

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we caught each other online. howz u? its ages since we spoke. got alot off catchin up too do xxxxxxxxx

Does anyone have any idea why when i went to get tix online it never charged me? does this mean i have to pay when i get there or am i jus fahkin lucky?

anyone else got blazin sunshine!!!!! its boiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed - Be ready by 3pm Moo - Be ready by 4pm Bushy flaps - Be ready by 6.30pm Manchester - BE READY FOR US YOU NOTHERN SCUM.

everything is being advertised as being easy to use, easier to use, easiest to use, and there's something you're using which is a [censored] pain in the arse, and u have no way of making it easier to use?

Hi, not spoke to ya before really, and seen as i'm gonna be locked in a forum with ya for a while thought i best make an effort to say hi!!! So here goes!! Hi

I dont know whether you saw my post on my birthday beach bash, but i would absolutely love it if you would come down & get on the decks for my 30th birthday Reece Elliot , Lee Harris , Chris Hawkes , TinTin , Matt Handy Etc are all gonna be gracing the decks as well, it'll be wicked its in a secluded area called the sand dunes.I went to a party there last year and it was awesome! It'll be brilliant if ya can, no worries if ya cant. Email me on babyred@wildchild.fsnet.co.uk

'ello! The Garlands room at SS was excellent wasn't it!? Don't think you moved from there all night long! Roll on September - Pacha funky See ya at the Oxford bar crawl Matt

cheers for the cd m8, its the first hard house cd ive actually quite liked. also the first to actually sound like what ive heard played when ive been out to these hard events. top stuff mate!!

Just been online to rent my graduation gown as a sign to show my parents I am really positive about passing and u can either rent them out for a day or for the whole week. I just can't understand why u would want it for the whole week. Where else would u wear it?

Anyone seen this film? I watched it last night and thought it was absolutly wikid. I held back the tears with great force.

Eau de toilette pour homme Designed by Shenlong, marketed by Shen & blink, solely for CTW's "more reserved" gents. This is guaranteed to have the women fighting over you.

Hello guys and gals, Thanks for giving us some support in the members room, we are still waiting to find out who won. Be we enjoyed it wheher we win it or not, we decided not to play any hardcore but opened with dont cross the line so it was a suitable starting point, we managed to keep it over 160 bpm tho. Thanks again everyone

ClubTheWorld has stormed in at No2 in the top ten clubbing websites around. Unreal. 4clubbers hit the No1 spot.

Just wondered how many views this will get ? SUCKERS

what do you plan to do in the next 10 years or so of your life?

Hope u've stopped bein whingey whiney by the time u wake up

Come to our leaving (for Ibiza- yay!!) drinx!!! http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonclubevents&Number=215123&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

Hey matey, hows u? Had a god day at work? How was it? Whens your first case? oh and check this out lmao