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Got back home from North @ about 4 and within an hour my mum had a full roast dinner (beef, yorkshire pud and all the trimmings on the table)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant make my mind up to go or not

FOR SALE- HERMANN TORTOISE CALLED GEORGE WITH LICENSE PAPERS AND TANK AM SELLING DUE TO MOVING HOUSE IN JULY AND MY NEW HOUSE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH. £200 WAS BOUGHT LAST YEAR FOR £350 ANYONE INTERESTED MUST PIC UP FROM MY HOUSE IN MORLEY LEEDS U CAN EMAIL ME OR JUST PUT UP ON THIS THREAD THANKS

whos gonna hit it off at campalenas afterparty??? answers here pls

Stop deleting my posts, if someone wants to have a go at me i want the chance to reply

eurovision song contest which sad ppl are watching it? meeee

Well, just thought I'd post saying that I've just arrived home... Just wanted to say how good it was meeting you all... I did enjoy myself, and sorry if I seemed a bit moody - I didn't mean to, was just in the wrong frame of mind! I was practically dry all day, with the majority of the time spent on water only... I enjoyed the music and the people, but just couldn't get going. Which pissed me off, 'cos I really did just wanna go mental. Oh well! I met loads of people, and sorry I didn't get to speak to that many of you properly... Hopefully next time!!! And I *will* be in the right frame of mind then... Like not going mental the night before for practically…

live at Homelands....... i wish i was there now ah well roll on July gkgg

Over and aching from last night - i really cant remember many of the details

hahaha cant u just tell its a member meet up! im kickin myself 4 not going now!!! and tara, i thought u were going??????

Hello people i need some help BIG TIME I recently downloaded cool edit from the net and i need to register it on my comp cos i have one days free trial left!!!!!! I didnt realise i had one day left... I had a serial number and that for it before but apparently now theyve changed the registration key or summin, and i need the new one I need the setup.exe thingy too so i can install cool edit properly anyone want to email it to me with a reg name and reg number too please?

are you all still mashed up from your long weekend aiii, i dont know if its a bank holiday down there is it?? have fun then!!!

lol

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?"

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - >NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. > >2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - >REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. > >3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - >USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. > >4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - >AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. > >5. On a New Zealand insect spray - >THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. > >6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - >TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO >ROOM TEMPERATURE >BEFORE OPENING. >(Sensible, but th…

Well what u all doing i going to H-Force! Get in!!! REVOLUTION!!!

Woodchips Some farmer just dumped a lorry full of woodchips on my drive and handed me a bill for £45! I don't remember ordering a tonne of wood, must have been a good weekend Anyone want some?

or is that DoDo, whateva that bird is thats dead..anyway, is five active topic posts in a row a record..where's everyone else? why am i talkin 2 myself? why am i evemn writing this right about now??? [censored] me, im bored, anyone else?

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies. 1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking 3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... 4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) A: So its true w…

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies. 1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking 3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... 4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) A: So its true w…

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies. 1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking 3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... 4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden) A: So its true w…

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too fcuking quiet on here

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now, i kinda think they r useful meself, and altho this isnt a great topic in here ...im just getting the hang of DOS and becoming aware of various things i cud do...anyone got any sites...or tips, or just wanna voice out on the credability of hackers....please do, im bored!!! oh and wen will the admin let me change my [censored] name...ive kinda quit smoking so bit silly isnt it?!! ....

Okay, got me worried at first... Then I worked out Jon M had to be joking when he said SS was [censored] in this post. Think he got the wrong forum though!

two queer men living together.. One morning one of them gets up & catches the other one wanking into a condom *What are you doing/* He asks *oh, just preparing your lunch!* the other replied!!!