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fuk I'#mslightly drunk and slightly tired and it's very late good night

Positions/settings/bondage/etc Dont be shy!

Men are like . . Laxatives . . . They irritate the [censored] out of you. Men are like . . . Bananas . . . The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like . . . Vacations . . . They never seem to be long enough. Men are like . . . Weather . . Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like . .... . Blenders . . . You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like .. . . Chocolate Bars . . . Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like . . .. Coffee . . . The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like . . .. Commercials . . . You can't believe a word they sa…

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Real MAN - "dya think im sexy"

..really is disgusting. Y do ppl smoke? Y do ppl do this? It's nasty. Kill the habbit, before the habbit kills you. It's great being a non smoker

This is probably abit late posting this info now but a friend of mine in Hull has started a new banging hard trance night! Dont know how many of you live in or near Hull up North but if you do and fancy something new its on 2morrow, 23rd May at Room, George Street. 10pm till 3am. If anyone decides to go ill CU there! And from reading some of the other posts it would seem alot of you are going to ss North- hope to meet alot of U there! A good weekend is brewing!I can feel it in me blood!! WOO HOO!!

My 21st birthday is quickly approaching (june 30th) and i have not got any plans just yet as what to do!!!What do you suggest i do???

Anyone up for a bbq

Keep thinkin about havin this done but im really not sure.... what do people think of them and has anyone got one?

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Me and Tresh keep having blonde moments on msn

YOU ARE THE ONE NEO, YOU ARE THE ONE! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WAS TOLD I WOULD FIND YOU

A present for you

What's everyones plans this weekend then?

Don't know if this has been posted before, but I thought it was proper funny The 7 dwarfs go to visit the Pope. Dopey walks up to him and asks "Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?". The Pope thinks for and while then explains that he doesn't think there are any. Dopey then asks if there are any dwarf nuns in Italy. Again the Pope says that he doesn't know of any. Dopey then asks if there are any dwarf nuns anywhere. The Pope shakes his head and explains that he doesn't know of any in the whole world. Dopey starts to go red and look embarrassed. Just as all the other dwarfs start singing "Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin!" LMFAO

Don't know if anyone else has posted this. She's on 10-12 if your interested. www.tranceairwaves.com G

Hope your happy I've joined and I will be seeing you around.

U crack me up!! ....Thank you very much!!

Hpw good please ???????? Saw it today thought it made the first one look really old, can't wait for the third one!!!!

Hows the brush strokes coming along? It will all pay off on Sunday!

Mine was about 1 day and one hour. It's the only job I've been sacked from. Still pisses me off today. Got a temp job in 98 working for Asprey and Garrad's (royal jewellers) on Bond Street, on their massively slow and decrepid Payroll and Invoicing system. I was about 10 mins late for the frsit day as the tubes were up the spout, and it was summer, so I didn't wear a jacket. My hair was still blonde then and I had a goatee. Everyone else was floppy haired posh types (I went to public school but I will not associate myself with those tossers) and I had an air of "I don't think I fit in here" from the moment I walked in. Bored shitless all day and went hom…

I don't wana go home tonight We are all throwing footballs round the call centre and playing baddmington over the pods. Man i have so much fun here! Yeh, that is all. xxx

Got tihis sen to me the other day by a mate thought it was pretty good...... 20 Clues to when a Woman Should Call it a Night... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realise I now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating …

The date is set...! Please can you put your name down if you are defo coming on the 14th June. http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonclubevents&Number=191617&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Thanks

Anyone play this game? - see who can make the most squares. Its great if your bored! There ya go. xxx

Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass …

This takes less than a minute to do. DO NOT CHEAT be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not one of those time wasters - it is very clever and fun. TRUST ME!! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have dinner out (try for more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply it by 50 – I’ll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753…. If you haven’t, add 1752….. 6. Now subtract the four digit year you were born You should now have a three digit number. The…

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