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Mine was about 1 day and one hour. It's the only job I've been sacked from. Still pisses me off today. Got a temp job in 98 working for Asprey and Garrad's (royal jewellers) on Bond Street, on their massively slow and decrepid Payroll and Invoicing system. I was about 10 mins late for the frsit day as the tubes were up the spout, and it was summer, so I didn't wear a jacket. My hair was still blonde then and I had a goatee. Everyone else was floppy haired posh types (I went to public school but I will not associate myself with those tossers) and I had an air of "I don't think I fit in here" from the moment I walked in. Bored shitless all day and went hom…

I don't wana go home tonight We are all throwing footballs round the call centre and playing baddmington over the pods. Man i have so much fun here! Yeh, that is all. xxx

Got tihis sen to me the other day by a mate thought it was pretty good...... 20 Clues to when a Woman Should Call it a Night... 1. I have absolutely no idea where my bag is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe I could do it too. 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realise I now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess I was just four hours ago. 5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating …

The date is set...! Please can you put your name down if you are defo coming on the 14th June. http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=nonclubevents&Number=191617&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1 Thanks

Anyone play this game? - see who can make the most squares. Its great if your bored! There ya go. xxx

Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass …

This takes less than a minute to do. DO NOT CHEAT be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not one of those time wasters - it is very clever and fun. TRUST ME!! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have dinner out (try for more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply it by 50 – I’ll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753…. If you haven’t, add 1752….. 6. Now subtract the four digit year you were born You should now have a three digit number. The…

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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina. MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ZITS In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch. WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is …

ok ok ok u dont look like a frog - just felt like dedicating a fao 2 u

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I'm going to aome protugese friends house to watch, should be interesting

Could i possible have another copy of ure cd cause the copy i had my mates boss has it and i cna't get it bak cause he likes i 2 much, if u need my adress will text it to u Jodie xxx

I persuaded Mike to take me to Ibiza! We fly out on 14th June for one week .. there to take in both Underwater and Subliminal opening parties .... staying in San Antonio .. 400 m from sunset strip .. EXCITED!

If you could remix any tune of your choice. What tune would it be?????? I would have to choose bedrock *Heaven scent*. Top tune!!

I'm around 15 minutes away from my sneaky second cake. At last glimpse there were still some Fruit buns, Iced fingers and unless I'm very much mistaken an individual Strawberry Cheese cake slice. Naturally, I'll be after the cheese cake but the nature of the second cake eating is that you need to be able to cram it down while making a brew - which might be tricky with said chesse cake slice. The safer option is the iced finger. Experience tells to avoid the Fruit buns as buttering can be tricky ynder such precious time conditions and the dirty knife can be problomatic. I will keep you posted all the way. Graham

Scramble - Scramble !

HELP!!! i need more good music on my pc, s if anyone has any suggestions of what from to d/l and where from all welcome thanks a bunch trudes

I'm scared of Dc and miss diddy...do you know any other sites we could join?????

I just found a CD case saying "Drew. Welcome to ClubTheWorld - hope you enjoy the cd! Regards, Nick.G" Except ive lost the cd... Do u know what it is was? If it was Claires Deepers Cleevers then i know where it was, if it was a Funky cd.... Im pissed off i cant find it!

Okay smutty people i want some smut stories here what will make me cum like that, i know u can all do it so ocme on post ure smutty stories

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived, because... Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. W…

CTW couldnt handle the post with lots of lurvely bouncy bubbly boobies. Tut tut x

*thats nasty carpet burns on you knee's* said one girl to the other *they are carpet burns from having sex doggie stlye* replied the second girl. *well dont you know any other positions?* replied the first girl. *yes but my dog doesnt!!!!* answered the second girl...

We know u have had sex and moo gave RB her best orgasms and she didnt know she could cum with her clit bein played with, we also know u did a lot of shagging and watching porn and went somewhere really late cos u were too busy shagging so now that we all have it memorised can we stop having it drummed into us please? Thank You Very Much!!

Anyone else know that a lot of oz pubs stay open 24/7... and most other open untill 1 int mornin... and still open up early mornin too... I WANNA GO AUSTRALIA !!! booze available 24/7... without having to go to the shops, magic !

Check out the link. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3043731.stm it's about the first steps to quantum computers!!

Lynda (Personal) just walked past and saw me with cream all over my face. A knowing look was enough to tell me I'd been rumbled. [censored]. Graham (still chuffed with the scone)