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To my amazment a Strawberry cream scone has made it all the way to 3.30pm. I've nabbed it and made it out of the kitchen unoticed. The perfect crime !! Graham (scoffing it while ducking down behind his monitor)

Everyone going to Ibiza who wants to book through me names below please. This will be from the 22nd Aug to 5th Sept.

School summer term starts soon ... Prepare yourselves for MORE major spelling mistakes, MORE posts that make [censored] all sense and MORE whinging. You have been warned.

LOL @ your signiture! Brought back many memories, HAHAHA! The "I've been pom-pommed" look really suited yah'!

Creamy C Clubbing Si Jus3454 Please can someone mail these to me at info@sansouci-events.co.uk Graham (with Fruit and Fibre all down his clean shirt)

Just spoke to Gary and he is havin difficulty finding internet access over in Ibiza at the moment as it seems the islands internet is either down or having problems. He has told me to FAO you all and let you know that he will be in touch as soon as he can by email and he is hoping to have a spanish mobile by next week so that he can give you that number should you need to contact him!! He also said that if there is anythin urgent that you need doing or to know, then just email/msn me about it and ill see if i can help or pass a message on from you.

Just a word of warning - went there recently and unfortunately wasn't aware that Brighton has freak licensing laws which means that clubs shut their doors at 1am. So, when we turned up at 1:30am (ok maybe we were a bit late but in London it's the best time to go out!) they wouldn't let us in even though the club was open until 5am. So, if you wanna go, go early enough or you'll end up with no like we did! It was funny bec. we dropped and then had to go back to our hotel room - every club & bar had the same policy! We thought some late night fish & chips would comfort us, but by the time we queued and bought some, we started to come up and then couldn't eat …

She has a voice like shes got a constant cold! She doesnt shut up and is sooooooo [censored] annoying! She sittin next to me taking the piss out of the local website i help to run to do with clubbing..... and takin the piss out of out line-up!!! IF ONLY SHE KNEW THE TWAT! She ever saw a post of mine and my avatar and shes so [censored] dozy she didnt even click! theres me sittin there with a big grin on my face cos she read a post about an area in Peterborough called ORTON and i just said on a post how [censored] it was, and she lives there! She was mumbling sumin about Mr_Moo bein a dick!

Any got any ideas for topic of conversation? What can i use to fall back on if it goes stale? Failing that, i can just run off... Im only kidding! /me turns phone off and hides in a study room!

afternoon lady

*Yello* How's tings? What's your favourite feature on CTW dude? Im in a random mood tonight.

Vanilla coke? Good or bad? Personally I it and I drank a whole litre of it yesterday! Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! How many other added extras are coca cola going to use? First it was lemon, now its vanilla, whatever next I wonder?

hot chocolate?? hehehehe!!

What the [censored] is this ---> Burtons Menswear have put in an offer for £5.

Ello Ello Ello!!

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the co…

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Is it just me or does anyone else have problems with this stupid [censored] company!!!!!!!

34DD non saggy nice nipples

Sorry guys - couldnt make Base last night as driver pulled out at last minute leaving me with no way of getting there Bloody exams ruin everything

Started his motorbike in the kitchen!

Ok, the rules are pretty simple here, someone says what they want a picture of then everyone has to search the net and then post it, the person to get the best/nearest match to whats been asked for then asks for their picture of choice (the person who asked for the picture chooses which is best) and so on and so forth!! To start i would really like to see a picture of a pierced clitoris!!

Ok, the rules are pretty simple here, someone says what they want a picture of then everyone has to search the net and then post it, the person to get the best/nearest match to whats been asked for then asks for their picture of choice (the person who asked for the picture chooses which is best) and so on and so forth!! To start i would really like to see a picture of a pierced clitoris!!

Ok, the rules are pretty simple here, someone says what they want a picture of then everyone has to search the net and then post it, the person to get the best/nearest match to whats been asked for then asks for their picture of choice (the person who asked for the picture chooses which is best) and so on and so forth!! To start i would really like to see a picture of a pierced clitoris!!

Well, are you? I am. *nibble* xxx

Sorry hun, have to dash off. If you do fancy Friday night, then I would strongly advise getting a ticket if you can.....it's been over three years since PVD has played here so I know they have been selling fast. There is a credit card hotline on the bionic forums.

My exam was hard as [censored]!! but bollox unis done for another year!!

Aldo, the new (gay) guy at work has just broken every rule in the Birthday Cake etiquette book, you see everyone buys cakes here when it's their Birthday. The strict unwritten rule is one cake per person. My tic tacs are to get in early while the Cream bad boys are still around and then sneak back around 3.30 for a second helping of what ever is left (usually a iced finger, muffin or a custard cream at best) but Aldo has just waltzed back from the kitchen with a plate with two cream cakes on it - all for him, like some brasen cheap 2 cake eating whore. Senior management ae considering having words ;-) In other news,Rachel in accounts is wearing a shirt which affords…

AUGUST/OCT....MUSHIES R BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...well for me they are....no, not the ones mark fowler sells on his chipboard stall!!! im talking the ones that wink at u and give u a smile !...i live in mancs....anyone go up to dovestone?? me and my mates are gonna go up there....anyone interested who isnt in the generation J...gives an email ...cos im off soon....and give us ur best tip for those that dont like mushrooms to eat (ie moi) ...ever tried the gel capsual method??..v.long winded

Did you know. . . . . Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does! CRAZY FACT OR WHAT!