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*currently d/l Bonkers X and Lab4 - Virus*

I can't see it anymore?

had warnings at work for spending TOO MUCH BLOODY TIME ON THE MSG BOARD. ? apart from me

Want one ???

Did you get my email and PM's i sent you about Smile yesterday??? Tried to call yesterday evening, thought your fone was [censored] but it turns out it was out fone.....

Quality

well tomorrow night i am....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeh..........nobody here to celebrate with me???????? well, ill sing for myself!! im up for sexy female award too! ahahaha! ..(my gay mate has made a ceremony award thing..re:america stylie) hmmm, (daydreams...)

Know you guys have been snowed under lately (nice snoring btw Butch ) but just wondered if you could confirm I'm doing Kemistry on the 8th June? I need to get oiled up well in advance!

Have a look here.....

Ok - was just speaking to a mate of mine, who was telling me, they run out of "stuff" at the w/e and so then decided to have a laff by snorting vodka, that gives you some kind of brain spasm. WHY?!

Every student in my college!!!!

Have you invented any of your own ? Or "do" any unusual ones ? Describe them if you can . . . .

God damit im so [censored] GREAT!

200 posts! get me!!

A baby was born who was so advanced he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," said the mother. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts don't it!"

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?" The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."

Hello ladies.

Q: Whats the difference between pink and purple? A: The grip.

how are you today my lovely??????????????

Little Johnny's father says to him, "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face." "OK" replied Little Johnny. Later when Little Johnny got home he said to his mom, "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." "Next time you visit your father tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that…

u lot probably have too, but i think its quality! A university lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-arse bloke in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is restored, the lecturer smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and swe…

A pig with a flick knife

i havent found another joke that has gotten such an instant, and continuous laugh fomr me in years! wot do u say to woman with TWO black eyes? nothing...uve told the bitch twice!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on.

Suggestions please ! ... http://community.clubtheworld.uk/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB12&Number=206978&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=&vc=

Stop changing ur MSN nick!!!

Well what do you think of this site i've been working on at work. It's for a club called Influence in Sleaford. They've got a pretty amazing line up coming up soon. Which i shall be gracing for sure. I do believe my boss is playing then too. Well check it out. So glad to see the back of it now, even though i've still got to build the admin side. http://www.clubinfluence.com

just luv the smell off meat cooking

bin to the FRINEDS AND FAMILY NIGHT, in manchester...at the roadhouse???...now i have ur attention! lol