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After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as > they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and > told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. > The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix > the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, > get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his > ear and count to 10. > The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the > world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear &g…

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R u attending North this w/e oh laddy?

Does anyone have a clue about these tidy M7 emails are all about???

These pathetic two sign-offs ...... Club the world should be flange the world and ClubtheWorld should be renamed SmuttheWorld

Just totally pigged out all night on bread, toffees & grapes & now i feel the size of a house!

cant remember whether i thanked u or not for the cd. think its wicked. i asked dave too let u know i got it, didnt know if he had remembered or not cheers x

got ur cd 2day listening to it now

I av bin revising lots of casestudies and i av bin swimming- not sure wot to do 2nite tho?

....It's not big and it's not clever erm....TAXI!!

are we doing anything this week or not??

two words - Alton towers.

I've just had THE BEST hour on the decks Recorded it aswell and am just lisntening to it. IM FUCKIN' IMPROVING SO MUCH um yeh

I was in work earlier and 2 of the lads were talkin about snappin their banjo strings... i cud not stop laffin! Have ne of the guys on here snapped their banjo's and if so how did u do it?

thanx to.... (i think) e.hedfuk, els, tom, rachel, tony, Mr Happy, helen, Tara and quite a few other ppl for a crackin night, a bit of messyness, some interesting pub talk, hugs n tunage skatty

It kicked ass! i didn't stall, i pulled out at junctions ok and didn't die and did a 3 point turn! i think i'm a natural!

Does any1 know of any good antivirus software icould download, iM running windows server 2003 and norton antivirus will not run on servers so another needed, I already have norton personal firewall. THANKS RIchard.

After 10 years of Messy Weekends... I haven't been out in over four weeks... All I ever do is work work work day & night!!! Am I finally becoming sensible, and responsible. I have a bizarre need to bake cakes, and sew things... I have even started to sort out by record collection by label, and then by alphabet! Am I having the clubbing menopause??????

Im goin to ask ur better half to change my name to Jon_Mop, what do u think? gotta good ring to it dont u think, cant 4 the life of me think where iv heard it b4!

LEGENDS

Oh hello there. I believe I shall be witnessing you play some funky music this coming Friday night. I am looking forward to it. R u doing the rounds? Great!! That's sorted then.

http://djdavid.ibserve.com/02-djdavid-30minsmix.mp3 thanks to bukey for helping me out top bloke!

Fancy comin on a killing spree with me?

Hi all! Hope that you had a great weekend? We're both very proud to announce that Hardhouse Anthems 4 is out today in all good HMV's, Virgin Megastores, Woolworths and Sanity's. To celebrate, we're going to have an extra large Bank Holiday weekend and you can catch us at the following dens of iniquity where we'll be happy to sign ur copies! We're also very happy to have done interviews for the following websites; www.gurn.net / www.energyuk.net / www.clubtheworld.uk / www.4clubbers.net - thanks to all involved! Keep it anthemic! Bob & Ted ED REAL'S WEEKEND; Friday; Residency Cheltenham / Bionic Cardiff Saturday; (midday) Catapult R…

If not, why not ?? Graham 9who very much enjoys looking at semi nude ladies)

......i did tell u lot, he he, Songs Of Praise fecking ruled!!!! Lisa decicided a couple of bottles of Moet was a good idea - and to be blunt it was a ~VERY good idea! b i swung my pants, noggged a girlie and then realised it was one of my mates' ex's , and now im eating Pot Nooodle ... this is me, signing off,

Should be called Smut the World instead - im sure its getting worse Its getting like a competition between the women who can be the most smutty!